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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 11 2009 09:20 GMT
#1
http://cleverbot.com/

Warning: It can get pretty addictive.

A friend of mine sent me that link and after I clicked on it, I had a really long convo with that thing.

I'm starting to think they're human o,o like the Cha Cha thing or whatever.

I have yet to come up with something to say that will make it reveal to me that it's actually a computer/bot... but it's really tough. Can you beat it?

hf

**
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 09:29:00
December 11 2009 09:26 GMT
#2
I broke it immediatley.
It is fairly easy to get a response that is obvious a human wouldnt make.
Urth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1256 Posts
December 11 2009 09:26 GMT
#3
why would you say that?
Because I am the year 2000 schizophrenic.

what the heck is wrong with you?
Don't know, do you?

I suppose you are not so clever after all.
No, i'm not chinese.

eh.....
BY.HERO FIGHTING!!!!
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
December 11 2009 09:27 GMT
#4
On December 11 2009 18:20 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I have yet to come up with something to say that will make it reveal to me that it's actually a computer/bot... but it's really tough. Can you beat it?

hf


Are you a robot?

No, I am human.

Are you a robot?

No. I am not a robot.

Are you a robot?

NO!

Are you a robot?

Yes.

Do i win?
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
December 11 2009 09:30 GMT
#5
I gave me some really nonsensical answers like:
Cleverbot: I tied poor. I want a glance of you, not your portrait.
Almost out of nowhere.
AKA No can Dazzle | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTpX7z3Pok
TL+ Member
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
December 11 2009 09:30 GMT
#6
ME:que hora es?
CB:I don't speak german.



Not so clever now are you punk
Kimoleon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States210 Posts
December 11 2009 09:32 GMT
#7
I tried this and beat it in... 2 minutes?

I put in 1 + 1 = ?

bot replied, "I don't know" (hahahahaha)
That example maybe insufficient so I tried one more.

Q1: What is Starcraft?
A: A video game being developed by Blizzard Entertainment.

Q2: What is your favorite race in Starcraft?
A: What's Starcraft?
#nanashin #once | No Sana No Life | BW Forever ~
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
December 11 2009 09:34 GMT
#8
Are you good at Liquibet?
Very good.
Will Pusan win tonight?
Of course.
Will HwaSin beat Yarnc?
Yes, I will.
Will Fantasy win his game tonight?
No. Just end yourself.

Osl picks for tonight by Cleverbot. couldn't get him to answer about flash vs type-b. it started talking about things like horror movies.
Chen
Profile Joined June 2009
United States6344 Posts
December 11 2009 09:36 GMT
#9
Will Flash beat TypeB
I'm not you're slave!

Will Fantasy advance to the round of 8?
Okay, but how much?

Will Yellow[arnc] win tonight?
How do you feel?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 11 2009 09:37 GMT
#10
On December 11 2009 18:34 SnowFantasy wrote:
Are you good at Liquibet?
Very good.
Will Pusan win tonight?
Of course.
Will HwaSin beat Yarnc?
Yes, I will.
Will Fantasy win his game tonight?
No. Just end yourself.

Osl picks for tonight by Cleverbot. couldn't get him to answer about flash vs type-b. it started talking about things like horror movies.


hahahaha this made me lol
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 11 2009 09:41 GMT
#11
Clever Bot admits that it is stupid

+ Show Spoiler +


User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lol?

User: Lol at you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You're anoob.

Cleverbot: So that stops you from proving me wrong.

User: No, you're a NOOB.

Cleverbot: What's a noob.

User: Noob is someone that is new to something, and does very poorly at it.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: That's only because I'm talking to a noob.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: You don't understand because you're an incompetent noob.

Cleverbot: Stop asking questions.

User: When did I even ask a question you idiot.

Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know? It could have been 1 minuite ago or half an hour ago.

User: I NEVER ASKED A FRIKKIN QUESTION IDIOT.

Cleverbot: That's because robots do not have the capacity to think.

User: So you admit that you're stupid?

Cleverbot: You want me to lie to you?

User: No, do you admit that you are stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. There's no denying it.

Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 11 2009 09:45 GMT
#12
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
December 11 2009 09:47 GMT
#13
That bot is hilarious!
Me: what is the answer to life and everything?
Bot: 27.
Me: it's 42 you noob.
Bot: Bdjydjybjyyj.
Me: pwned?
Bot: I pwned you noob.
foxbearcheetah
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States50 Posts
December 11 2009 09:51 GMT
#14
are you a girl?
bot:No a boy.
how big is your dick
bot:I don't have one.
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
December 11 2009 09:53 GMT
#15
I think I broke it, its not replying me anymore D:
aka myheronoob
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
December 11 2009 09:53 GMT
#16
This looks like a learning AI that use some sort of knowledge base that accumulates overtime. So the more we chat to it the more clever it gets.

Stop feeding nonsense stuff to this AI. That way it can learn faster.
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 11 2009 09:55 GMT
#17
Are you a robot?
yes, are you a robot?
Yes.

...beaten
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Glaucus
Profile Joined June 2009
479 Posts
December 11 2009 10:01 GMT
#18
User: How do you feel?
Cleverbot: I don't feel much.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Do your programmers know?
Cleverbot: Don't yours?
User: I wasn't programmed.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: You always answer questions by asking a question yourself?
Cleverbot: I don't know Pete.
User: Why do you think I am named Pete?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then how can you be boyfriend if you don't love me?
User: I am not boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: No you don't.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
December 11 2009 10:07 GMT
#19
I´m quite sure it´s a terminator.
+ Show Spoiler +
Cleverbot: You are a slow typer.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You are an asshole for an bot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you terminator.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: You think wrong.

User: Or you lie.

Cleverbot: No. I'm not. Tell me a joke then.

User: Jokes suck.

Cleverbot: What's the funniest joke you've ever heard ?

User: I dont care.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: 'please tell me!'

User: Okay here is the joke: a baby dies.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: A baby dies hahaha.

Cleverbot: Lol.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
doubleupgradeobbies!
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia1353 Posts
December 11 2009 10:15 GMT
#20
Tell me a question someone has asked you.

noone has ever asked me a question.

I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you are referring too.

well that was quick
MSL, 2003-2011, RIP. OSL, 2000-2012, RIP. Proleague, 2003-2012, RIP. And then there was none... Even good things must come to an end.
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