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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44238 Posts
September 10 2009 06:03 GMT
#221
The surgeon:
You got a lot of fungus infection in that flap.
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Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 06:07:39
September 10 2009 06:07 GMT
#222
On September 10 2009 15:03 Kwark wrote:
The surgeon:
You got a lot of fungus infection in that flap.


I know lol, it's like personal body gardening.
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Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
September 10 2009 06:17 GMT
#223
On September 10 2009 15:02 Kwark wrote:
Completely the mothers fault. He's been trained to eat on demand and she keeps him imprisoned and feeds him. She wanted this for him. Poor kid.


Definitely all the mother's fault. You can't expect a kid to count calories or understand the consequences of certain eating habits. I got this friend that's like 200+ pounds. He used to be this normal-sized kid, then his mom got busy and took him to McDonald's every day instead of cooking. Even though now he's old enough to make healthy choices, he doesn't cause he thinks there's no point and he has no self confidence.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 10 2009 06:19 GMT
#224
I don't have the heart to watch that documentary, but isn't there a father as well?
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Krikkitone
Profile Joined April 2009
United States1451 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 06:20:49
September 10 2009 06:20 GMT
#225
Even if you take them to McDonald's each day... regulate how much they get... You could eat only McDonald's every day and not get overweight... (you might not be healthy, but you wouldn't get overweight if you didn't eat that much.... get a Water with the Cheeseburger instead of a Coke with a Big Mac.)
doktorLucifer
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States855 Posts
September 10 2009 06:37 GMT
#226
On September 10 2009 14:52 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2009 14:43 Thesecretaznman wrote:
Also:

On September 08 2009 13:39 Aegraen wrote:
On September 08 2009 12:43 29 fps wrote:
phelps eats 10k+, but that's because he's a super athlete. maybe windcalibur is a super athlete also.

and japan's not all healthy stuff, although healthy options are always available, even as side dishes in restaurants. the salads that go with the meals are often drowned in sauce, so it seems healthy, but it really isn't. you could probably ask for it without the sauce if you want


Phelps doesn't eat 10,000 calories a day. Most body builders only eat 5,000 to 6,000 a day and that's mostly protein. There's no way anyone eats 10,000 a day and isn't in severe metabolic trouble.


Can it really be mostly protein? If a gram of protein is roughly 4 calories/gram, and using the fact that anyone trying to gain mass will intake anywhere between 1-1.5 (sometimes a bit more) grams of protein/pound of bodyweight, it doesn't make sense to say this.

a 200 pound bodybuilder would likely intake 200 grams protein/day minimum. Thats 800 calories. Even if said 200 pound bodybuilder consumed 1.5 grams of protein/pound, it wouldn't be much more than 1/5 or 1/6 of his total caloric intake o_oa

But you're not wrong in using a number like 5-6000 as a broad generalization for caloric intake, assuming you're talking about laarge/well trained/experienced body builders.

It's not mostly protein. I think Tom Venuto said he used something like 50% carb, 30% protein, 20% fat. Also, I think body builders probably have a much more healthy diet than Phelps. When you're eating for calories in that kind of range, you need to have a lot of junk food or you simply won't hit your mark. I think Brock Lesnar eats a lot of junk food too since he needs an absurd amount of calories too.


A lot of that junk food is just high in fat/grease. You can get all that by consuming a lot of coconut cream (in shakes) or add a a few tablespoons of olive oil to shakes (100 calories/tablespoon), but I guess junkfood is always more fun to eat. :D
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
September 10 2009 06:40 GMT
#227
On September 10 2009 15:19 Jibba wrote:
I don't have the heart to watch that documentary, but isn't there a father as well?


An on-call electrician that has about 30 seconds of air time, and looks completely impotent regarding the family dynamics. It isn't shown, but I get the feeling the mother would steamroll him if he ever got in juniors face a little too much. I couldn't tell if he was apathetic, defeated, or apathetic because he was defeated.

There is another documentary about people with the actual genetic disorder where the body cannot regulate food and feels that it is always hungry (it isn't stated that the kid in this documentary had this btw). It was saying most children with the disorder are quite immature in general, and the way this kid acts seems to fit the pattern. He acted like a child to his mom, and the mom just ate it up.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44238 Posts
September 10 2009 06:40 GMT
#228
On September 10 2009 15:19 Jibba wrote:
I don't have the heart to watch that documentary, but isn't there a father as well?

Yes but he doesn't seem very involved in the family. He's an electrician. Seems to me like he just pays the bills and gets free meals out of the arrangement.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44238 Posts
September 10 2009 06:43 GMT
#229
I'm going to the gym at 9am today. Fuck that shit.
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Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
September 10 2009 06:45 GMT
#230
On September 10 2009 15:03 Kwark wrote:
The surgeon:
You got a lot of fungus infection in that flap.


Cabbage Patch Kid.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44238 Posts
September 10 2009 06:58 GMT
#231
Someone should have got the mother a tamagotchi, would have been so much easier on everyone. Or even a puppy because at least it doesn't matter if it wastes its life.

Also, Mani lol.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
ForSC2
Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
September 10 2009 11:31 GMT
#232
On September 09 2009 18:41 FabledIntegral wrote:
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On September 09 2009 09:25 .risingdragoon wrote:
On September 09 2009 07:19 eMbrace wrote:
Most people on here (and it's nothing to be ashamed of) -- would be completely wiped out if they swam 1-2 laps of freestyle.

it burns a shit load of energy.


wipeout after 2 laps of freestyle?

you gotta be seriously weaksauce to only be able to swim that much. swimming isn't that taxing

now if it were boxing, then I'd say that most everybody on here will wipeout after 1 round of 2 min sparring, not even a full round. That's how demanding boxing is.


You'd be surprised. Almost everyone I know that's tried swimming can't complete a simple four laps (which is about 2 laps in an olympic pool, as they are 50 meters long as opposed to standard high school swimming pools which are about 25 yards long). I've seen countless people that claim "oh I can swim pretty well," only to jump in and find out it is potentially one of the most taxing exercises on your body you can experience.

I knew when I first started swimming, I would be so exhausted from workouts trying to keep up that I would go to Quiznos, eat a large Chicken Carbonara with a bowl of soup, still be quite hungry after, but I would be so tired I'd immediately pass out for a few hours on my bed.

I'd say more than 75% of males (then again, I'm using a sample size of literally around 10 [fairly athletic] males that I've witnessed actually try to do this) couldn't swim 4 laps of freestyle in an ordinary pool without being absolutely exhausted. I'm out of shape (haven't been on swim team in around 2 years, but I still have the muscle memory) and I still get a little uncomfortable swimming four laps.

I definitely believe this, swimming exercises muscles you wouldn't develop extensively if you were another sort of athlete. I think my calves got really fatigued when I tried swimming.
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WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 11:55:17
September 10 2009 11:49 GMT
#233
Really sad story. This kid has no idea what's going on.

edit: just watched the whole video. This must be a fake... I mean, being that fat and his mom gets his lunch on McDonald's and makes hamburguers and french fries for dinner? His mom should see a terapist, she's nuts.
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
September 10 2009 14:28 GMT
#234
Genetics.

I'm not sure if that's the case but I have a friend that even by eating a sandwich he gains a bunch of pounds the next day. So he needs to keep his diet as well as exercise vigorously to keep his shape. On the other hand, I eat like a 200lb person and never seem to gain any weight at all (6'2", 160lb... hardgainer)
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 14:31:19
September 10 2009 14:31 GMT
#235
I wish i could gain weight as well as this kid. I struggled with getting over 170 for like five years and now i've gotten to 178 and just given up. (6'5" btw)
U Gotta Skate.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 10 2009 14:34 GMT
#236
On September 10 2009 23:31 ghermination wrote:
I wish i could gain weight as well as this kid. I struggled with getting over 170 for like five years and now i've gotten to 178 and just given up. (6'5" btw)


Be careful what you wish for o-O
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
September 10 2009 14:44 GMT
#237
On September 10 2009 23:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2009 23:31 ghermination wrote:
I wish i could gain weight as well as this kid. I struggled with getting over 170 for like five years and now i've gotten to 178 and just given up. (6'5" btw)


Be careful what you wish for o-O


hahaha
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
September 13 2009 07:10 GMT
#238
God, i can't watch the video, just looking at the picture is scary.
How on earth can s1 sunk so deep? It's not about genetics, nobody is designed to weight half a tone. Jesus Christ this looks so bad. And than some ppl who think they have extra 3 kgs go for a strict diet and here is this thing. Gosh...
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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
September 13 2009 07:13 GMT
#239
i'm sorry but my sympathy for fat people has dropped in the past year because I found out myself that if you watch your diet your weight WILL DROP. like SERIOUSLY.

so... im sorry to say this but people just need to eat properly.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44238 Posts
September 13 2009 08:16 GMT
#240
On September 13 2009 16:13 pyrogenetix wrote:
i'm sorry but my sympathy for fat people has dropped in the past year because I found out myself that if you watch your diet your weight WILL DROP. like SERIOUSLY.

so... im sorry to say this but people just need to eat properly.

Watch the video and you'll be sympathetic. He barely has free will. He's a victim of his mothers fucked up emotional needs. She did this to him to keep him a dependent prisoner.
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