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The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
September 13 2009 08:26 GMT
#241
the mum paraphrase: "I'm giving him a hotdog...because, well, he just got back from the hospital"

WHAT THE F*** DID YOU LEARN NOTHING YOU DUMB BITCH!?!?

Usually i'm chill but this mother ruining her sons life just makes me so angry. She's so needy and so emotionally screwed. She was crying just because he was taken out of her sight.

"i dont think i can walk anymore" - Junior doing excercises with the nurses//docters
Doctor: "just try for a few more steps"
Mum: "Ok baby i'll get you back to the chair, anything you want, help me get him to sit back down"

ASDJJJJJJJJJJDDDDDDDD
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
MezmerizePLZ
Profile Joined April 2009
United States30 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-13 09:30:10
September 13 2009 09:23 GMT
#242
On September 10 2009 14:43 Thesecretaznman wrote:
Also:

Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 13:39 Aegraen wrote:
On September 08 2009 12:43 29 fps wrote:
phelps eats 10k+, but that's because he's a super athlete. maybe windcalibur is a super athlete also.

and japan's not all healthy stuff, although healthy options are always available, even as side dishes in restaurants. the salads that go with the meals are often drowned in sauce, so it seems healthy, but it really isn't. you could probably ask for it without the sauce if you want


Phelps doesn't eat 10,000 calories a day. Most body builders only eat 5,000 to 6,000 a day and that's mostly protein. There's no way anyone eats 10,000 a day and isn't in severe metabolic trouble.


Can it really be mostly protein? If a gram of protein is roughly 4 calories/gram, and using the fact that anyone trying to gain mass will intake anywhere between 1-1.5 (sometimes a bit more) grams of protein/pound of bodyweight, it doesn't make sense to say this.

a 200 pound bodybuilder would likely intake 200 grams protein/day minimum. Thats 800 calories. Even if said 200 pound bodybuilder consumed 1.5 grams of protein/pound, it wouldn't be much more than 1/5 or 1/6 of his total caloric intake o_oa

But you're not wrong in using a number like 5-6000 as a broad generalization for caloric intake, assuming you're talking about laarge/well trained/experienced body builders.


In training Phelps has a 12,000 calorie/day diet. I am jealous I wish I could eat that much.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,403803,00.html

EDIT: Oops someone already confirmed this. I'll leave it anyway?


On the topic of OP, pretty nasty, the mother definitely has some mental issues. The son is afraid to do anything without confirming that its OK with his mother, he has never had to make any decisions like at all.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-13 09:30:40
September 13 2009 09:30 GMT
#243
On September 13 2009 17:26 The_Australian wrote:
the mum paraphrase: "I'm giving him a hotdog...because, well, he just got back from the hospital"

WHAT THE F*** DID YOU LEARN NOTHING YOU DUMB BITCH!?!?

Usually i'm chill but this mother ruining her sons life just makes me so angry. She's so needy and so emotionally screwed. She was crying just because he was taken out of her sight.

"i dont think i can walk anymore" - Junior doing excercises with the nurses//docters
Doctor: "just try for a few more steps"
Mum: "Ok baby i'll get you back to the chair, anything you want, help me get him to sit back down"

ASDJJJJJJJJJJDDDDDDDD


Of course she learned nothing. If she had half a brain it would never get to this point in the first place.

And of course she doesn't really care about the well-being of her kid. If he's this way he'll always be there with her, he'll never ever leave the house and she will get to take care of him for the rest of his life. All three years of it.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
September 13 2009 09:52 GMT
#244
Without joking, playing starcraft might be just enough cardio for him to get started.

ok I'm semi joking.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27166 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-13 10:07:47
September 13 2009 10:07 GMT
#245
Maybe if he uses one of these...

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BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
September 13 2009 10:52 GMT
#246
900 punds -> how many KG?
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43646 Posts
September 13 2009 11:10 GMT
#247
About half a ton.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9569 Posts
September 13 2009 11:12 GMT
#248
On September 13 2009 19:52 BaltA wrote:
900 punds -> how many KG?


408.233 KGs
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/user/LathamTK/builds/#view=CrqmP6
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
September 13 2009 11:50 GMT
#249
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
September 13 2009 12:03 GMT
#250
On September 13 2009 20:50 dongfeng wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E0HKGFoBFs

Love 3:30 when the teddies dance
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
September 15 2009 04:47 GMT
#251
hahaha that song brings memories ...

but honestly asian rappers suck...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
September 15 2009 04:59 GMT
#252
mandarin is hard to rap in. Intonations throw everything up.
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
September 15 2009 07:51 GMT
#253
On September 13 2009 18:52 niteReloaded wrote:
Without joking, playing starcraft might be just enough cardio for him to get started.

ok I'm semi joking.


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