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On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote:
u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
This is just simply the perfect response.
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On August 04 2010 11:59 baller wrote:Show nested quote +On August 04 2010 11:43 qzmpwxno wrote:
OK so so start off...Academics. I'm a high school junior and will be a senior this fall. I failed AP English this year thanks to my stubborn teacher (who should retire BTW). ur teacher is just jealous that he is stuck teaching while u will go onto better things. u can show him up by englishing the fuck out of the rest of ur life, dont commit suicide that is only playing into his hands. Show nested quote +I took the SAT and prepared my ass off for it, even though I only got a 1970 (I was distracted the whole time by a hot girl in the front row). In my freshman year I had hopes of going to an Ivy League, but now all my academic dreams have been crushed. I know I can still do good wherever I go and probably get a decent job at some point, but I'm not exactly optimistic. wat is done is done man. SAT isnt that big a deal, 1970 is like B+ anyway. u should find that girl and then be like yo babbby wats up girl holla back!? and then bang her. thats he best way to get over bad SAT score. Show nested quote +Social Life. I'm basically a loner and have only a few select friends. One guy I thought was my friend turned out he was only using me so he could steal my TI84 calculator (he told me was going to "borrow" it for math class). Barely anyone knows me, no girls like me. I'm not exactly the prettiest, the funniest, the smartest, or the most athletic. Even though I can socialize when I'm with a pretty large group of friends that I'm comfortable with, one on one I'm a total sociophobe. I've never had a summer job or anything like that, in part because I'm painfully shy. ok imagine urself banging that hot girl from above. now imagine madddd people watching. and ur talking to them. boom shyness cured ur welcome. Show nested quote +I'm scared of living in dorms because I'm easily persuaded and will probably end up drinking every night until I flunk out of school. Either that or end up flunking out from playing too much Starcraft 2 (just kidding, because if I told my parents about this awesome new game they would probably kick me out he house cuz they're so pissed at me...on top of that I'm pretty much broke). ur scared ur going to get drunk with ur college friends every night? do u kno what college is? its easy as fuck. every1 does this and still gets As. u will be fine. unless u kill urself that is, then u'll never get to do this. Show nested quote +My Health. At 5'6'' and almost 200 pounds, I'm a little overweight (more like totally OBESE). My blood reports just came back from the doctor. Turns out I'm a borderline diabetic and my bad cholesterol is abnormally high. My dad says it's partly genetic but at the same time he wants me to get my fat ass off the couch, go play some basketball, ride my bike, and run on the treadmill everyday. Like that's gonna happen. ur dad has no right to criticize bc he saddled u with all these genetic problems. however, he also loves u and cares 4 u and wants u to be better than the lardy fatass that u r. again, imagine that girl from above that u r banging. girls bang fat dudes all the time. look at that ron jeremy or that guy from knocked up. u can still get women. best plan is to find the wife of that stupid AP english teacher and bang her first before u move onto others. Show nested quote +The Paradox of Life. It has occurred to me that none of my happiness, and also none of my misery, means anything to anyone. People might pretend to take an interest in you, but in the end they're all in it for their own benefit. I know that people, even those I believe to be my sincere friends, will sell me out for their own gains. Usually people tell me that I'm really quiet and that having me around them makes them depressed. I feel like this life is just a freaking circle, no matter how hard I run I always end up where I started eventually. At this point I feel like I'd be better off being some poor starving kid in Somalia or something, at least then there would be a purpose to life. At this point I guess I'm just looking for reasons not to pull the trigger. dont do it man. u have plenty 2 live for, ur so young b4 college. so many old dudes who banged so many women would trade places with u in a heartbeat. also u wont get to play sc3 or do all that cool avatar shit when that technology is invented.
Being a baller and saving lives at the same time.
My hero /swoon
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I'm one of those TL hermits that never posts, but I deemed it necessary to leave my stamp of approval on Baller's fan club.
I have never seen a longer string of hilarious postings by one user in all of the internets, I cannot buy him a drink online, but perhaps I can paypal him the necessary amount. Unless of course he's underage, then it'll be an orange soda or some shit.
member *stamped*
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On August 04 2010 05:39 broz0rs wrote:
funniest man or woman on the internet.
yeah lets pretend theres a chance baller is female 
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+1 for ballers ballerness.
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omg i was just reading this guy's posts. he's so... amazing! he saves lives! omg :D
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On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote:
u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
That shows how much of a baller baller really is. Really ballin'!
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On August 04 2010 01:41 minus_human wrote:Show nested quote +On July 17 2010 23:35 Ghardo wrote:On July 17 2010 23:07 Pandain wrote:On July 17 2010 16:49 Tuke wrote:
Keep ballin' baller
woah I just realized that baller has been in TL since 2006, I always thought that he is newer member. Yeah his account is from 2006 but he didn't post for 2 years. His first post was the "Fuck you man". i'm still believing in a shared account between hotbid, rekrul and cow ; ) I smell the work of Brood, as well
sounds plausible :>
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Haha you see what can be achieved through mass posting? You can get your own fan club
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This guys posts are so funny. I laughed so much in the graph blog.
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Thanks for making the thread - otherwise I probably never would have discovered most of these posts, and there's some hilarious stuff there.
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Just read over all the posts, and I have to say that guy is genius, hahaha.
baller ftw
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His reply to this thread was just awesome
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On August 04 2010 23:48 FlashIsHigh wrote:
Haha you see what can be achieved through quality posting? You can get your own fan club
Fixed.
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Yes, baller has the wisdom of a 1000 Obi-wans.
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On August 04 2010 18:28 Modus wrote:
I'm one of those TL hermits that never posts, but I deemed it necessary to leave my stamp of approval on Baller's fan club.
It is baller, not "Baller" >.>
I updated the OP with that quote of the suicide blog btw!
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Sign me up, always seen this guy's posts. fucking awesome stuff.
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Holy crap, this man is a forum GOD
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EPT
