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Hey guys, this is a fanclub thread for the most daring, intelligent, sexually attractive Horadrim in the Diablo series: Zoltun Kulle.
+ Show Spoiler +^^google image search ftw!^^
Is there anyone else who figured out how the soulstones and figured out how to construct his own? And not just any wussy soulstone that takes both it and a fresh Tal Rasha to contain a prime evil, but a massively huge rock that can contain multiple prime and lesser evils, along with the power to take powers from angels. And it stays crunchy in milk.
Let's face it: he's the real nephalem of the series. You can't really kill him, you can only try. Hell, he's found himself to essentially be more immortal than the Lords of Hell. He even directly leads Leah to discover her true power! Granted, she tries to destroy heaven, and kulle is sort of deadish again at the time, but I'm pretty sure it all went according to his plan.
Although I did think it was strange when Leah offered to stuff his head into my bag. Lady, why don't put the dead guy's head in your bag? Sheesh.
The point is: Zoltun Kulle is cooler than you and cooler than me, and this is a thread to bask in his awesomeness. Share your own stories of Zoltun Kulle.
To finish this entry up, I think I'll end in the style of Zoltun Kulle. By not being evil at all... + Show Spoiler +
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Kulle Story bro
/plagiarist
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United States5162 Posts
OMG that's a terrible pun and yet I laughed so hard. What I love about Kulle is that we go all through the desert getting his body and shit and then go 'K thx bye'. Even better, both you and him know things won't end amicably.
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The truth is far more entertaining 
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Haha well played!
The only smart character in the entire Diablo 3 universe truly deserves a fan club
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OK zoltun, I'll post in your fanclub, but you better not kill me or anything, all right?
Oh you.
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Zoltun Kulle was actually pretty funny. His random comments made me chuckle.
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Netherlands45349 Posts
Frankly he was maybe the only character from the main story which I found to be fairly interesting.
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Almost as good as the Incredible Hulk reference in the barbarian passives.
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I'm in!! Sign me up haha.
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Personally favorite character in the story. Stands out. Good (dark) humor.
Also Steve Blum
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I'm like his biggest fan, been killing him again and again for over a week now xD
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On June 07 2012 07:49 brobrah wrote:
Zoltun, not Zoltan.
that's it, OP should be banned
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In the german version his name is Kull, which is the same as the name for those HUGE orcs from LOTR. Seems weird to me, that they chose to name him like this. Whatever, he's pretty damn kull.
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I always prefer to read his name as Sultan Cool. Way more pimpish and therefore fitting.
I would even go as far as that it would've been better had he been voiced by Snoop Dogg.
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He's the only decent character in the entire game for me and he exits in the most predictable way. Sigh.
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EPT![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/psbFg.jpg)
