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erektion
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada62 Posts
August 28 2010 01:06 GMT
#2161
whenever i get to d+, i usually stat reset just so i can win against d's. winning means more to me then improving
head up
Thoreezhea1
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States532 Posts
August 28 2010 01:07 GMT
#2162
On June 13 2009 17:25 Hurricane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.

+ Show Spoiler [kinda graphic] +

[image loading]


Please tell me that wasn't ACTUALLY A REAL DUDES HEAD BLOWING UP.
What the Fu- REAPERS?!
MICHELLE
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)199 Posts
August 28 2010 01:07 GMT
#2163
I am half Japanese ;_;
Artosis, he's like that moss that grows on a tree that lets you know where the sun is
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
August 28 2010 01:38 GMT
#2164
On August 28 2010 05:05 KaoReal wrote:
I have mastered stereoscopic viewing of hentai images by spending too much time on the chans.
Worst part about this is a have a perpetually horny girlfriend.


I hate you
What I wouldnt give for a perpetually horny girfriend right now. Damn meds messing me up
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
August 28 2010 02:02 GMT
#2165
On August 28 2010 05:31 Amestir wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 22 2010 18:45 popdawg wrote:
im 18 years old and have never had a crush on anybody.


It might sound cliche, but it will happen at some point. I'm 20 atm. When I was 18 I pritty much accepted the fact that I never fall in love as bad as you see in the movies / read in the books / hear your friends talk about.

The universe decided to prove me wrong half a year ago.

Yeah, the human drive to mate and produce viable offspring hits hard. It tends to defy all logic when you fall in love with someone. And I don't mean just the love that the diamond commercials try to sell you. Give it time and you'll develop a crush at least, or you'll turn into Issac Newton, either way you'll probably be ok.

This may be a bit private, but I understand (from reading fiction, Carrie don't judge me!) that some women tend to go through puberty later than others, some even having their periods as late as 18. Perhaps the same can be said of males. Perhaps you just haven't been flushed with as many hormones yet.
tsmith15
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada14 Posts
August 28 2010 03:23 GMT
#2166
I watch shemale porn.
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-28 03:29:20
August 28 2010 03:28 GMT
#2167
On August 28 2010 10:07 Thoreezhea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:25 Hurricane wrote:
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.

+ Show Spoiler [kinda graphic] +

[image loading]


Please tell me that wasn't ACTUALLY A REAL DUDES HEAD BLOWING UP.


Seriously, you've never heard of that guy before?
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
August 28 2010 03:36 GMT
#2168
I am still holding out on SC2...
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
CatfooD
Profile Joined April 2010
United States203 Posts
August 28 2010 04:14 GMT
#2169
I jacked off in the middle of this church in Milano, Italy really, really early in the morning before hardly anyone was in the city.
TipperT
Profile Joined June 2010
United States43 Posts
August 28 2010 04:17 GMT
#2170
I'm drunk right now and it is really fun for no reason at all.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
August 28 2010 06:43 GMT
#2171
On January 03 2010 07:59 WeSt wrote:
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On January 03 2010 07:30 Piy wrote:
I really want a dildo but am incredibly scared to buy one, even in a sealed blank package online, due to the terrifying abuse I'd receive if discovered.


Chop your own dick and use it as a dildo.

I read this 20 minutes ago and have been laughing ever since. LOLOLOL
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
TriniMasta
Profile Joined December 2009
United States1323 Posts
August 28 2010 07:51 GMT
#2172
Too scared to post cause I have like 6 IRL friends that post on TL as well. =(
정명훈 FIGHTING!!! Play both T and P.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
August 28 2010 07:59 GMT
#2173
I'm a Judge Judy fiend!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 28 2010 15:18 GMT
#2174
I don't understand the point of the Judge Judy shows.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Murderotica
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Vatican City State2594 Posts
August 28 2010 15:21 GMT
#2175
I don't love my girlfriend and plot to get back with my ex. GG.
ǝsnoɥ ssɐlƃ ɐ uı sǝuoʇs ʍoɹɥʇ ʇ,uop || sıʇɹoɟ ɹǝdɯǝs
kickinhead
Profile Joined December 2008
Switzerland2069 Posts
August 28 2010 15:31 GMT
#2176
I drunk way too much yesterday and am having a hangover.
https://soundcloud.com/thesamplethief
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
August 28 2010 17:44 GMT
#2177
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.
the UMP says YER OUT
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-28 19:54:27
August 28 2010 19:49 GMT
#2178
I prefer Quake 4 to Quake 3.
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.

That's actually a smart thing to do.
Thall
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Switzerland214 Posts
August 28 2010 19:59 GMT
#2179
i broke my hand when i hit somebody in like 7th grade, and i was ashamed so i told everybody i fell down the stairs !
This strategy is made of balls ! - Nick "Tasteless" Plott, during GSL cast
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 29 2010 01:09 GMT
#2180
On August 29 2010 04:49 Mickey wrote:
I prefer Quake 4 to Quake 3.
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.

That's actually a smart thing to do.

Yea cause it makes the shit easier to go down. GJ man
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
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