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KneeleDover
Profile Joined July 2010
2 Posts
August 26 2010 05:28 GMT
#2141
I got my first girl friend at the age of 19.

I met her overseas.

She was the first girl I kissed.

She's my first cousin.

Let the gagging commence.
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
August 26 2010 05:38 GMT
#2142
I tried to do 5raxreaper against A.I. thought I've only played Zerg throughout beta and post-beta
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
August 26 2010 13:06 GMT
#2143
On August 22 2010 21:14 cemlions wrote:
When I was in grade 1 I got a sibling to put my penis in their mouth. I used drugs for 2 1/2 years. I postured as loyal to all my friends, bringin some friendships in awkward almost like family dynamics, then stopped chilling. I have masturbated to homosexual thoughts. I never truly held myself above the things I critiqued about other people, and society but voiced my critiques loudly in many regards. I have stolen money from my mother. I have sworn, and said awfull things to my mother, and father. I have been violent and sexual with animals. I have been violent with siblings. I have had dreams of hurting my next oldest sibling. I have had murderous thoughts.

Do you by any chance play poker?


http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-forum/900961/Mind_Control.html
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
August 26 2010 13:14 GMT
#2144
On August 21 2010 09:05 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2010 08:41 InfeSteD wrote:
I have a foot fetish. I love my own too!

I love the smell of my dick too

p.s. IRL, I'm popular and everyone wanna be friends with me but online I can never make friends really... I ve been trying to make cool friends online when I used to play Quake III, SC Brood War, SSF4 or just friends from tl.net... but I never could, it seems like if you're not an important member of the community no1 really cares about you, plus I act really stupid online lol


Confession:

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS MAN WTF


YEAH mE TOO.

HURT HURT HURT.

Confession: I thought I had a friend who's name is Eddie, and he uses the nickname InfeSteD, but I was wrong . I hate my life now.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
blackodd
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden451 Posts
August 26 2010 13:29 GMT
#2145
I cheesed myself all the way to diamond (300) and now I'm not sure if I belong there, but it's 50/50 win/loss so maybe..
For I am the Queen of Blades. And none shall ever dispute my rule, again...
Lukeeze[zR]
Profile Joined February 2006
Switzerland6838 Posts
August 26 2010 14:56 GMT
#2146
I can not pee if someone else is standing next to me
Terran & Potato Salad.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 26 2010 14:59 GMT
#2147
On August 26 2010 23:56 Lukeeze[zR] wrote:
I can not pee if someone else is standing next to me

I can't shit unless im in someone related to me(directly related) house.

And no im not joking, i cant shit in public places, and ive only shit in school like 3 times(severe diarrhea at each case)
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
August 27 2010 05:19 GMT
#2148
I wonder if SC is saving or destroying my life.
Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
August 27 2010 18:48 GMT
#2149
I like to consider how relevant and appropriate catchy and upbeat songs would be for my funeral
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it... and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of Reddit.
Wasp82
Profile Joined August 2010
United States12 Posts
August 27 2010 19:20 GMT
#2150
I have shit in a toilet filled to the brim with shit.

130 Marines sick from horrible Mexican food+broken toilets in Mexican hangar= 1 horrid mess for Mexico to clean up.
I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.
Razha
Profile Joined June 2010
Denmark9 Posts
August 27 2010 19:31 GMT
#2151
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


Sean, uhm... How exactly do you break a mousepad?
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
August 27 2010 19:43 GMT
#2152
When I first started playing Starcraft I used to cheat by running into my buddy's room to spy his screen while we 1v1 on the LAN.
Turn off the radio
danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
August 27 2010 19:48 GMT
#2153
Im not danbel1005.
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
FecalFrown
Profile Joined June 2010
215 Posts
August 27 2010 19:51 GMT
#2154
On August 28 2010 04:31 Razha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


Sean, uhm... How exactly do you break a mousepad?


Tore it in half with rage strength? Or it could've been one of those steel ones and he just bent the fuck out of it.
KaoReal
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada340 Posts
August 27 2010 20:05 GMT
#2155
I have mastered stereoscopic viewing of hentai images by spending too much time on the chans.
Worst part about this is a have a perpetually horny girlfriend.
Life can only be understood backwards, but must be lived forward
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
August 27 2010 20:28 GMT
#2156
I watched all 10 seasons of Friends in a couple of weeks.
I almost cried in the last scene of the last episode ( where they all leave their key on the counter and leave )
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
Amestir
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2126 Posts
August 27 2010 20:31 GMT
#2157
On August 22 2010 18:45 popdawg wrote:
im 18 years old and have never had a crush on anybody.


It might sound cliche, but it will happen at some point. I'm 20 atm. When I was 18 I pritty much accepted the fact that I never fall in love as bad as you see in the movies / read in the books / hear your friends talk about.

The universe decided to prove me wrong half a year ago.
We know nothing.
Rozza
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom45 Posts
August 27 2010 20:32 GMT
#2158
i get annoyed by posts from arrogant fucks in general/strategy forums

I have also taken a shit in another persons house, after 2 other ppl taking a shit in the same basin, and not flushed, thus leaving the shit brimming. i enjoyed it
; _ ;
Demi9OD
Profile Joined January 2008
United States56 Posts
August 27 2010 20:33 GMT
#2159
One time I was jerking off when my dog came up and had a lick. I didn't shoo him away.
Wear your water wings in case nada floods us with gosu
Wasp82
Profile Joined August 2010
United States12 Posts
August 28 2010 00:50 GMT
#2160
I played FFXI for 3 years and enjoyed it.
I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live.
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