EPTOne-Line Confessions - Page 107
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Aerom
Australia6 Posts
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Tabbris
Bangladesh2839 Posts
On August 22 2010 16:04 Aerom wrote: for about 6 months at age 8 or 9 i decided that when i was doing sport it would be a waste of time to go to the toilet, so i just pissed my pants instead, i dont think anyone noticed and it saved ALOT of time I heard alot of cross country people do this. So passionate! Also i dont doubt that phelps may have taken a leak or 2, Hell it might of added some jetspead | ||
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popdawg
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Pulimuli
Sweden2766 Posts
On August 22 2010 16:04 Aerom wrote: for about 6 months at age 8 or 9 i decided that when i was doing sport it would be a waste of time to go to the toilet, so i just pissed my pants instead, i dont think anyone noticed and it saved ALOT of time rofl that's so dumb :D | ||
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cemlions
Canada43 Posts
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SiDX
New Zealand1975 Posts
On August 22 2010 21:14 cemlions wrote: When I was in grade 1 I got a sibling to put my penis in their mouth. I used drugs for 2 1/2 years. I postured as loyal to all my friends, bringin some friendships in awkward almost like family dynamics, then stopped chilling. I have masturbated to homosexual thoughts. I never truly held myself above the things I critiqued about other people, and society but voiced my critiques loudly in many regards. I have stolen money from my mother. I have sworn, and said awfull things to my mother, and father. I have been violent and sexual with animals. I have been violent with siblings. I have had dreams of hurting my next oldest sibling. I have had murderous thoughts. Get some help while you can like seriously. | ||
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Dyllyn
Singapore670 Posts
On August 22 2010 21:14 cemlions wrote: When I was in grade 1 I got a sibling to put my penis in their mouth. I used drugs for 2 1/2 years. I postured as loyal to all my friends, bringin some friendships in awkward almost like family dynamics, then stopped chilling. I have masturbated to homosexual thoughts. I never truly held myself above the things I critiqued about other people, and society but voiced my critiques loudly in many regards. I have stolen money from my mother. I have sworn, and said awfull things to my mother, and father. I have been violent and sexual with animals. I have been violent with siblings. I have had dreams of hurting my next oldest sibling. I have had murderous thoughts. are you for real? psychiatric help asap | ||
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PlosionCornu
Italy814 Posts
The one and only girl I've ever really cared about stayed just beside me for the entire travel,it felt so incredibly manly,stupid,painful,and unlucky. Destiny had trolled me big time. Anyway,at some point I managed to find a free (and clean) public bathroom. Every truck driver present at that time learned the true meaning of the word : SHITSTORM. | ||
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Shiragaku
Hong Kong4308 Posts
On August 22 2010 21:14 cemlions wrote: When I was in grade 1 I got a sibling to put my penis in their mouth. I used drugs for 2 1/2 years. I postured as loyal to all my friends, bringin some friendships in awkward almost like family dynamics, then stopped chilling. I have masturbated to homosexual thoughts. I never truly held myself above the things I critiqued about other people, and society but voiced my critiques loudly in many regards. I have stolen money from my mother. I have sworn, and said awfull things to my mother, and father. I have been violent and sexual with animals. I have been violent with siblings. I have had dreams of hurting my next oldest sibling. I have had murderous thoughts. Troll? Or is this for real? | ||
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chaoser
United States5541 Posts
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AndyJay
Australia833 Posts
I prefer instant coffee over real coffee. | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On August 23 2010 18:29 AndyJay wrote: I've never told anyone this, I'm not sure if anyone would understand. I don't if it's just the way I've been brought up or genetics or something but... I prefer instant coffee over real coffee. what's fun is taking a packet of instant coffee, a packet of whitener and a packet of sugar, dumping them all into your mouth at once, and then swishing water around to mix it all in before swallowing it. kept me going through most of my field exercises  | ||
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junemermaid
United States981 Posts
On August 22 2010 16:04 Aerom wrote: for about 6 months at age 8 or 9 i decided that when i was doing sport it would be a waste of time to go to the toilet, so i just pissed my pants instead, i dont think anyone noticed and it saved ALOT of time Not to judge you or anything, but that is pretty fucked up. | ||
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blahman3344
United States2015 Posts
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SirGlinG
Sweden933 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + just a big anticlimax:/ | ||
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MICHELLE
Korea (South)199 Posts
On August 17 2010 16:34 ForSC2 wrote: I've played a lifelong game of tag with someone since I was in 4th grade. There is no other interaction with this person. This continued throughout middle school and high school. During college I saw him in the restaurant bathroom while washing our hands. Our eyes met and we knew what was going down. We circled each other trying to get in a good position of the door. A "vicious" exchange occurred, there were tags and tagbacks, and the victor ran out the door in triumph. I've been stuck with the curse for 3 years now. I don't know his name and I'm not sure I ever did. This is seriously amazing | ||
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Chesner
Iceland817 Posts
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Itzeddiieee
Korea (South)787 Posts
On August 26 2010 09:24 blahman3344 wrote: Tae Guk Gi was the only movie to make me cry. I just saw it today T_T i seconded this. | ||
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Moa
United States790 Posts
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checo
Mexico1364 Posts
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