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Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-20 02:01:12
August 20 2010 01:59 GMT
#2081
On August 20 2010 10:55 Karliath wrote:
Actually, how do you get the Nuke avatar?

You have to prove you're smarter than everyone else. They also give you a trip to disneyworld.
+ Show Spoiler +
you get banned.
Diversify
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada30 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-20 02:34:56
August 20 2010 02:31 GMT
#2082
I had sex with my girlfriend at my church's storage room.


Edit: Oh, and I got a handjob by a different girlfriend at a Mcdonalds as well.


funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-20 02:43:15
August 20 2010 02:42 GMT
#2083
On August 18 2010 09:28 Meepman wrote:
I still don't own a copy of Sc2
I spent the entire summer of ' 09 playing iccup in my basement. No time with friends. At all.

Edit: I have more :D

Every time I get a facebook notification I feel warm inside
I've never asked out a girl (I'm 15) because I'm scared of screwing up a first kiss
I've watched Chill vs Combat-ex at least 10 times
I hate anybody who thinks their better then me with a passion
I secretly hate one of my friends


You know joshua if you unblock me on facebook i can make you really warm and fuzzy inside ^^
Ero-Sennin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States756 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-20 02:55:35
August 20 2010 02:54 GMT
#2084
Josh.... if this is true.... oh my God, kill yourself now.

Dude, I will take you out and rape you. As ugly as you are, I'll take the hit.

Me and Desi will kidnap you and show you how life is suppose to be lived. Well, not so much Desi, seeing as how he's a pipsqueak just like you, but I'll think of something

Btw, it's "they're", not "their"

Okay now kill yourself
Luck makes talent look like genius.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
August 20 2010 03:03 GMT
#2085
I still don't have sc2...
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
SentryHero
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada17 Posts
August 20 2010 03:06 GMT
#2086
Sometimes when i chew my food, i do it to the tune of Imperial March from star wars. badass i know.
Nokarot
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1410 Posts
August 20 2010 03:33 GMT
#2087
I hate gaming but I do it anyway because sometimes I feel that it's all I know how to do.
beep beep boop
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
August 20 2010 03:37 GMT
#2088
I swatted a mosquito that landed on my crotch.

Never again.
My strategy is to fork people.
PhuxPro
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States294 Posts
August 20 2010 03:42 GMT
#2089
On August 20 2010 12:37 Severedevil wrote:
I swatted a mosquito that landed on my crotch.

Never again.


Well, did you at least let it swell you up first? Haha.
Money was meant solely to be spent.
gdroxor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States639 Posts
August 20 2010 11:23 GMT
#2090
On August 20 2010 12:42 PhuxPro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2010 12:37 Severedevil wrote:
I swatted a mosquito that landed on my crotch.

Never again.


Well, did you at least let it swell you up first? Haha.


Here's a fun trick you can do with mosquitoes that land on your arm:
1. Let it start collecting blood.
2. SLOWLY put your hand over it so it can't escape or retract.
3. Open your hand and squeeze it closed.
4. Repeat step 3 until the mosquito's abdomen explodes.

Have fun!
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
August 20 2010 12:16 GMT
#2091
On August 20 2010 20:23 gdroxor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2010 12:42 PhuxPro wrote:
On August 20 2010 12:37 Severedevil wrote:
I swatted a mosquito that landed on my crotch.

Never again.


Well, did you at least let it swell you up first? Haha.


Here's a fun trick you can do with mosquitoes that land on your arm:
1. Let it start collecting blood.
2. SLOWLY put your hand over it so it can't escape or retract.
3. Open your hand and squeeze it closed.
4. Repeat step 3 until the mosquito's abdomen explodes.

Have fun!

lol, happened to me once on instinct, wasn't pretty -.-

OT: I have the sc2 forum all hidden on the side (Like you press the ^ arrow and it hides it)
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
stoneric
Profile Joined April 2010
United States69 Posts
August 20 2010 12:56 GMT
#2092
I'm addicted to watching youtube videos of Soldies coming home early from Iraq to surprise their families. Also youtube videos of couples surprising their families with pregnancy news.

Weird right?

Also, I'm leaving to Iraq in a little over 1 month for a 1 year service..maybe that has something to do with it..
sup?
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
August 20 2010 13:20 GMT
#2093
I want to break up with my girlfriend...but I do not have the guts to do so. Also, I kind of want to stay with her at the same time.

I am also tempted to make a girl blog.
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
August 20 2010 13:29 GMT
#2094
On August 20 2010 22:20 Shiragaku wrote:
I want to break up with my girlfriend...but I do not have the guts to do so. Also, I kind of want to stay with her at the same time.

I am also tempted to make a girl blog.



go for it. Let " Dr.Teamliquid" help you
CCoop1986
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4 Posts
August 20 2010 15:22 GMT
#2095
On June 13 2009 17:09 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 17:07 haduken wrote:
One time at airport, i took a shit and the toilet had no paper so i sat through 8 hours of plane ride unwiped.

LMAO.
Use the hand brotha.. thats all I can say tbh.


nasty.
NoUShutUp
Profile Joined January 2008
United States172 Posts
August 20 2010 21:48 GMT
#2096
I am at work and I always check for new posts in this topic.

I've referred people asking about Starcraft 2 help to this site multiple times.

I cannot wait to see my girlfriend next week. ;D

I talk to my friends more about Starcraft:BroodWars and Starcraft 2 than I play. <-- that really upsets me...

...it is because I never feel like I have the mentality to play.

I -really- hate losing.

I am considering going to WCG 2010 in L.A. with my friends just to watch Jaedong, Flash, Effort, and/or Kal.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
August 20 2010 21:51 GMT
#2097
Whoever 'admitted' to liking Lady Gaga earlier in the thread, there's really nothing wrong with that. She's an incredible singer, even if her personality is off-the-wall.

ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
August 20 2010 22:02 GMT
#2098
I actually liked that video.

But I hate her other songs with a passion :p
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
August 20 2010 22:20 GMT
#2099
Also, a confession:

My computer can't run SC2, and it really pisses me off that so many people I know are suddenly so into it, and brag about being in Gold league and shit. I feel like they don't deserve to be able to play it when I can't, as they haven't followed Brood War at all and are just jumping onto the bandwagon, and I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'll be able to wipe the floor with them after playing the game for a week or two. I just need a new computer
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Kal_rA
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2925 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-20 23:25:59
August 20 2010 23:20 GMT
#2100
as a kid i bit my dog to see if it would bite back. she did.
Jaedong.
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