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ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
August 29 2010 01:17 GMT
#2181
I got a 3 on my AP English Literature test
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
SilverWolfe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada173 Posts
August 29 2010 02:30 GMT
#2182
I lost my virginity to a hooker in Amsterdam. it was pretty alright.
Terran Master Race: Mvp ByuN TaeJa aLive Maru Ryung SuperNoVa FlaSh Xellos firebathero ForGG BoxeR iloveoov FanTaSy Sea KeeN GanZi GuMiho StC ThorZaIN Happy MMA Marineking Clide TOP Sculp jjakji Virus Polt Goody Fenix Bomber. Zerg Mad, Protoss Jelly.
Xela
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada203 Posts
August 29 2010 02:35 GMT
#2183
On August 29 2010 11:30 SilverWolfe wrote:
I lost my virginity to a hooker in Amsterdam. it was pretty alright.

I lost my virginity with two girls at the same time
SilverWolfe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada173 Posts
August 29 2010 02:39 GMT
#2184
that's pretty pro dude
Terran Master Race: Mvp ByuN TaeJa aLive Maru Ryung SuperNoVa FlaSh Xellos firebathero ForGG BoxeR iloveoov FanTaSy Sea KeeN GanZi GuMiho StC ThorZaIN Happy MMA Marineking Clide TOP Sculp jjakji Virus Polt Goody Fenix Bomber. Zerg Mad, Protoss Jelly.
Perseeus
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada2 Posts
August 29 2010 02:43 GMT
#2185
On August 29 2010 11:35 Xela wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 11:30 SilverWolfe wrote:
I lost my virginity to a hooker in Amsterdam. it was pretty alright.

I lost my virginity with two girls at the same time


I lost my virginity with a girl that picked me up at a Mcdonalds
SilverWolfe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada173 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-29 03:00:21
August 29 2010 03:00 GMT
#2186
I am very sorry but after that post.... I have to do this...

Terran Master Race: Mvp ByuN TaeJa aLive Maru Ryung SuperNoVa FlaSh Xellos firebathero ForGG BoxeR iloveoov FanTaSy Sea KeeN GanZi GuMiho StC ThorZaIN Happy MMA Marineking Clide TOP Sculp jjakji Virus Polt Goody Fenix Bomber. Zerg Mad, Protoss Jelly.
CatfooD
Profile Joined April 2010
United States203 Posts
August 29 2010 03:22 GMT
#2187
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.


Fuck that. A bathroom that wreaks of piss, possible piss splatter in your ass when you shit later, and the indecency of leaving a piss-filled toilet for someone else to discover later isn't my idea of a good way to save 3 cents.
thai_quan_doh
Profile Joined August 2010
United States45 Posts
August 29 2010 03:46 GMT
#2188
I still can't get over my ex. It's been about 4 months since the break up and now I secretly fear seeing her on campus because I know that she'll be with her new bf and that I'm just going to look pathetic.
"Life is a negotiation. We all want. We all give to get what we want." ~Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 29 2010 03:49 GMT
#2189
On August 29 2010 12:22 CatfooD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.


Fuck that. A bathroom that wreaks of piss, possible piss splatter in your ass when you shit later, and the indecency of leaving a piss-filled toilet for someone else to discover later isn't my idea of a good way to save 3 cents.

Dont you like, lift the seat dude?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
HardcoreBilly
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States222 Posts
August 29 2010 05:01 GMT
#2190
On August 29 2010 10:17 Beloth(OD) wrote:
I got a 3 on my AP English Literature test


5 on AP US History. Fear my brain.
JunZ
Profile Joined June 2010
United States314 Posts
August 29 2010 05:05 GMT
#2191
I yawned at the ravens game.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
August 29 2010 05:07 GMT
#2192
On August 29 2010 12:49 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 12:22 CatfooD wrote:
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.


Fuck that. A bathroom that wreaks of piss, possible piss splatter in your ass when you shit later, and the indecency of leaving a piss-filled toilet for someone else to discover later isn't my idea of a good way to save 3 cents.

Dont you like, lift the seat dude?


When your shit drops into the water and the water splashes, there's piss in that water. (I assumed you meant that there would be piss on the seat)
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
FetusFondler
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States246 Posts
August 29 2010 05:41 GMT
#2193
I hate American Football, Sushi, and I think beer tastes disgusting.

Bring on the hAet!
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-29 05:59:53
August 29 2010 05:57 GMT
#2194
On August 29 2010 14:01 HardcoreBilly wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 10:17 Beloth(OD) wrote:
I got a 3 on my AP English Literature test


5 on AP US History. Fear my brain.

Not 2 burst you bubble but thats not really hard :/.



On August 29 2010 14:07 OmgIRok wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 12:49 arb wrote:
On August 29 2010 12:22 CatfooD wrote:
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.


Fuck that. A bathroom that wreaks of piss, possible piss splatter in your ass when you shit later, and the indecency of leaving a piss-filled toilet for someone else to discover later isn't my idea of a good way to save 3 cents.

Dont you like, lift the seat dude?


When your shit drops into the water and the water splashes, there's piss in that water. (I assumed you meant that there would be piss on the seat)


You got to learn to be gentile. Easy out...nice and smooth. Takes some pratice
bobbingmatt
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia224 Posts
August 29 2010 06:36 GMT
#2195
I have never posted on Team Liquid although I have been here for quite some time now :S
no
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-29 06:42:48
August 29 2010 06:40 GMT
#2196

On August 29 2010 14:07 OmgIRok wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 12:49 arb wrote:
On August 29 2010 12:22 CatfooD wrote:
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.


Fuck that. A bathroom that wreaks of piss, possible piss splatter in your ass when you shit later, and the indecency of leaving a piss-filled toilet for someone else to discover later isn't my idea of a good way to save 3 cents.

Dont you like, lift the seat dude?


When your shit drops into the water and the water splashes, there's piss in that water. (I assumed you meant that there would be piss on the seat)


You got to learn to be gentile. Easy out...nice and smooth. Takes some pratice
[/QUOTE]
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confession:

I call every terran I see using boi vs Protoss a noob.

I PMed Day[9] to find out how he broke a mousepad. He never answered

edit: @bottingmatt Welcome to TL.net enjoy your stay! Remember that not every thread allows 1-liners, most don't. Other than that GL and HF and as long as you don't say anything stupid on teamliquid.net you should be fine.
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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 29 2010 10:32 GMT
#2197
On August 29 2010 14:07 OmgIRok wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 12:49 arb wrote:
On August 29 2010 12:22 CatfooD wrote:
On August 29 2010 02:44 junemermaid wrote:
Sometimes I don't flush the toilet when I piss cuz I know I'll have to shit in a few hours.


Fuck that. A bathroom that wreaks of piss, possible piss splatter in your ass when you shit later, and the indecency of leaving a piss-filled toilet for someone else to discover later isn't my idea of a good way to save 3 cents.

Dont you like, lift the seat dude?


When your shit drops into the water and the water splashes, there's piss in that water. (I assumed you meant that there would be piss on the seat)

oh yeah my bad, i forgot all about it splashing up.
happens to me sometimes so now ive changed my mind and id never do it
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
andynewin
Profile Joined March 2010
United States105 Posts
August 29 2010 10:59 GMT
#2198
I am still a virgin most people think otherwise though.
Whenever I almost get into a relationship I freak out and run away I dont know why.
[url=http://sc2sig.com/profile/us/1731636/1/chairmallet/][img]http://sc2sig.com/s/us/1731636-1.png[/img][/url]
andynewin
Profile Joined March 2010
United States105 Posts
August 29 2010 11:03 GMT
#2199
I play really shitty on purpose when I play with my friends just to blend in sometimes.
[url=http://sc2sig.com/profile/us/1731636/1/chairmallet/][img]http://sc2sig.com/s/us/1731636-1.png[/img][/url]
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
August 29 2010 11:48 GMT
#2200
Foefen means vaginas in dutch... (Slang/dialect)

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