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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
May 26 2015 01:06 GMT
#1
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ninazerg think she some kind a bad bitch. she always talkin down to folks like she think she just the queen of the fairy. but you know what ninazerg? i ain't takin. from the south we got our pride and not at all scared of some pigtail jamboree. if you was so tough you'd have logged on and already put up a fight. i been through the er, through the psych ward of the confederacy here at the beatin heart of alabama. aint nobody put in a straight stint of 42 days like i do. and that's one time, got it?

ninazerg so scared she aint even got enough fear for one person. think she gonna walk up in here and dethrone the whole zone when ninazerg can't even run for president. the more she talk the worse it get. how hard she think she is when she gonna act the nutcracker. not everyone gonna put up with her walls thinkin she know something we don't some kind a tootie frootie straw berry short cake. ninazerg if you so tough why aint you up on the waterwheel with the rest of us blind mice? you think you so much better than everyone maybe you oughta just prove it to yoself.

aint nobody last more than 42 days, cept maybe charles. and charles dead now for one. HH make it almost a month then he give up the ghost. came in on the flow then peel back. anyway charles got so many pills he probably got tens pills for every day, so aint no surprise. it don't matter bout charles anyone cuz you aint even made it through a day. you sure you aint the one scared ninazerg? sure sounds like you got some fears you aint ready to be confrontin. i keep tryin warn you, and you keep talkin that big game. you best jus' run on and leave the tough talk to the tough.



ninazerg wanna play like she the champ but how tough she is if she always gotta be askin what people's records is like. i ain't tryn embarrass no one but ninazerg aint even shown she got a record. so how come she think she gonna ask about me like i just a pile a stats? some no name without rings on her neck consider herself lucky to get a call out from just anyone. aint nothin impressive about talkin like she could learn anywhere no one even gonna hear a word probably after game two. you keep drivin people in fear ninazerg but the only one in fear is your own self. you find that out soon enough.

i know people with broken thumbs got off light after talkin like ninazerg talk. see how good ninazerg macro when she can't even play piano. ninazerg if you so hard why you keep suckin your own toes? aint no champion ever start his career toe touchin. ninazerg need to stop acting like she somebody she not. long as ninazerg be scared of her own shadow people be thinkin she out to get something nobody else got. aint nobody put up with a koolaid gumdrop arrogant thinkin she out to beat flash when she apt to be beat down while she still tryin set terms.

ninazerg more she indulge in she fantasy less people think about her whole game. she afraid to take chances and ninazerg not even trickin nobody want chaos for her game. like somebody gonna hack her. aint nobody gonna hackin on some no name peppersnap think she just so fine. ninazerg you aint even ready to play much less best of, i know how you in some kind of fantasy state think you intimidate all the folks when you tryin game them up. just run out ninazerg if you think you gonna play like you talk you in for a surprise and a big surprise at that. nobody scared you ninazerg you just keep tellin yourself you so big and bad.



ninazerg you get one chance show you aint chicken little on the free farm. ninazerg pushed and pushed and now she wanna grudgematch. well you best make the best of it ninazerg cuz aint no one wanna see you embarrass yourself. next time you know better when you hear about the bw scen won't go shootin off at the hip like you a sprocket outta spacley. people aint even hear you half the time you shoutin like it don't even matter what you say. you best be gracious for that ninazerg cuz nobody wanna hear it. if you think you so bad that you the worst one then you got another thing to learn about. people just so tired of it.

so ninazerg you got six games six maps four vetoes and if there a tie at the end then you gotta battle. fill out the best of 9 three games bw six games rap. if you aint know which maps you want then someone probably pick for you. and aint nobody gonna wait around all day hopin for you to make up your mind. ninazerg you best act like you on top of things even when you aint cuz some day somebody gonna spring up a trap cuz you thinkin you so hard. but you know what you aint even thought hard about is how you gonna be like when someone finally call you out. ninazerg you aint even ready yet to talk dodge like you thought you was gonna.

no one scared of you ninazerg. if anything you probably scared of yourself know what you got into. maybe you get your friends to stream chat but it don't matter. ninazerg if you really queen of blades like you say then you probably gonna get chopped up like a butter knife. think you some kind of mar sara sand dune like you gonna blanket me with some kind of sweet talk now but you aint. ninazerg you better come packing and remember your place or you gonna really regret the day you tellin running scared like we so scared and you ain't. nobody fraid of you ninazerg.

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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
May 26 2015 01:12 GMT
#2
I feel like you should play Fancy while reading this.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
evilfatsh1t
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia8649 Posts
May 26 2015 04:41 GMT
#3
ninazergs a girl?
wtf did not expect
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10154 Posts
May 26 2015 06:59 GMT
#4
On May 26 2015 13:41 evilfatsh1t wrote:
ninazergs a girl?
wtf did not expect

shes some punk from beverly hills
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Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13974 Posts
May 26 2015 07:58 GMT
#5
On May 26 2015 15:59 FlaShFTW wrote:
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On May 26 2015 13:41 evilfatsh1t wrote:
ninazergs a girl?
wtf did not expect

shes some punk from beverly hills

Zergbitch if you want to be accurate. Can't wait to see her response.
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SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
May 26 2015 08:04 GMT
#6
You are back Yoko

I fought for your freedom!
Dating thread on TL LUL
Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
May 26 2015 09:05 GMT
#7
This is fantastic - like reading the scawlings of a 21st century opiate addict that somehow discovered starcraft.
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
GeckoXp
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Germany2016 Posts
May 26 2015 09:11 GMT
#8
i thought you were the same person
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 26 2015 10:26 GMT
#9
On May 26 2015 17:04 SoSexy wrote:
You are back Yoko

I fought for your freedom!


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Excellent work. You made the two days go by at the rate of... two days.

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Good evening, Teamliquid.

I am going to delve into a sordid tale of pure strangeness. This is going to be 90% serious. The first I'd ever heard of our friend Yokokano was in the newly-minted Post Your Raps Thread where he gave me a sort-of shout-out sort-of-diss kind of thing that I didn't think much of.

Then, we had this gem: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/482035-what-would-stop-terrorism

The summary is that consciousness causes changes in quantum fields, so that matter goes from a zero-energy state into something theoretically perceptible. Therefore, if humans could use psychic powers to influence quantum fields that would connect minds around the world with a greater pacifist mind. Great idea! Except it's complete nonsense! Quantum Consciousness is basically a cheap pseudo-scientific masquerade to justify Intelligent Design. But let's say Quantum Consciousness was a thing. It'd still be a huge leap to be able to actually use our minds to influence particles. Even if this was remotely possible, it is human nature to abuse power to control others. Anything like that would almost certainly be used by some oligarchical power structure to control the world's population.

So what does that have to do with anything? Not much, really. I mean, it's at least an interesting abstract idea, albeit the poor, rambling explanation behind it. It's actually the following post that raised my eyebrow:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/482689-rofl

This drunken butchering of the English language to express some kind of... something. Of course, there are some bread-crumb clues embedded in this messy tangle of alliteration. Particularly the use of the term "UMS" instead of "Custom games". UMS is shorthand for Use Map Settings, where a user-made map will begin executing a programmed scenario. UMS can be anything, practically. You could make a whole new game (Like DotX) or do something as simple as having a map that allows spectators to observe.

Actually, I agree with the main point of the blog, which is that people playing the ladder religiously are wayyyy too obsessed with playing competitive 1v1 mode, and are missing out on just having fun goofing around playing custom maps, team games and so on. One of the maps he mentioned is Phantom, which is actually my favorite UMS map from SC:BW. I actually learned what all the units and stuff did by playing Phantom. It's almost like sandbox mode where you can mess around and experiment with stuff, and you learn weird stuff like "mass corsair beats mass wraith"

After a few more blogs, like this one, http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/484225-bullying-blackholes-and-birthgiving, I began to notice a few emerging themes in Yokokano blogs:

  • A lot of really rambling tangents and disconnected thoughts and obscure references just for the hell of it
  • Faux mathematical theories, using variables and visuals to start making a point that is never explained or finished. Perhaps a point would be made if any of the math theory was expounded on, and used to reinforce a central theme, but sadly, this never takes place
  • A weird merging of contradicting philosophies
  • Quantum fucking consciousness
  • An obsession with becoming a god (or what he calls an Aeon)
  • Which drugs are good and which ones are bad
  • How everything is abstract and that using any absolutism is a mistake
  • More obscure references to controversial authors who wrote on stupid shit that was debunked and rejected by the scientific community
  • An proclivity towards negative stereotypes about women, especially Freudian theory that is rejected by modern psychology, but also religious attitude towards the inferiority of women to men.


I think the most poignantly noticeable aspect to his blogs is an over-usage of bizarre and sometimes made-up words, and combining it with all of the above, but in a manner that is so horribly disjointed that it barely makes any sense, although, he has eluded to purposefully writing it to be cryptic, but I think that's mainly an excuse for some bad writing in general.

For shits and giggles, I decided to pay homage to this weird but admittedly interesting 'style' Yoko had developed. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/484302-yokokano-rising

Epishade wrote another parody of my parody shortly thereafter, and what followed was one of the most puzzling and protracted responses I've ever seen:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/484526-ninazerg-in-the-triangle

I ignored it for awhile, but there was a weird bit of sexism mixed with some odd astrological background that I eventually responded to:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/485007-the-sun-also-rises#7

From here, I noticed another unique aspect of Yokokano's style of posting:
  • If you ask a question, he will response with paragraphs of unrelated nonsense


Then
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/486011-yokokano-got-banned


Why? Because giraffes:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/485928-theyre-the-same-game


So where the hell did the above post come from? Well, you thought it was just complete randomness, didn't you? It's not that simple. After the "ROFL" blog, he contacted me on Twitter to do some silly Clan X17 style banter. If you are unfamiliar with Clan X17, it was the most socially backwards channels in StarCraft, where people would challenge each other in the most obnoxious and sometimes hilarious ways imaginable. Usually, ALL CAPS were involved, and most of the time, you weren't sure if people were serious, or actually talking shit to each other. I think somewhere, in the ruckus, that line got blurred. Anyhow, this form of trash-talk/banter became a staple of US East-speak, so when he tweeted some X17ish stuff at me, I just tweeted some back.

In Clan X17, a conversation consisting of "Dodge??? Fear??? rofl look at this virgin scrub running in fear, 9999-0 ez" all in one line was not even close to unusual.

Yokokano occasionally would tweet something random at me, but then, called me a hipster:

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So I said if he wanted to play SC:BW, that I'd be happy to play him and show him that I actually knew how to play. He declined to take me up on that offer. I said not to call me out and then just be like "I don't want to play." and of course, *I* was the one who was out of line, and would receive random insults like this:

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And sometimes would reply to random posts where I post pictures of bears with this:

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For some reason, I didn't put two and two together until this. This took place not long after he was talking shit and then refusing to play a second time. So I was like "Yeah, dodge moar". But I LEFT IT ALONE.

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An occasional challenge would be leveled, which I would accept.


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Here was the most recent one. This was shortly before he wrote the "They're the same game" blog, which just looked to me like an attempt to get me to play LotV instead of SC:BW by 'convincing' me that it's all the same shit, which is where I'm pretty sure where this is headed. Mind you, I did not tweet at him. He would just send this shit to me out of the blue, and would respond to non-SC posts with weird shit saying how I'm scared or an angry person.

So, how do I feel about this? Well, not particularly scared or angry, to be perfectly honest. I'm more just like "Okay, where did this come from?" because first off, I had nothing to do with his ban. Second, I haven't called him any names in retaliation for him calling me stuff. Third, I haven't publicly called him out and said "Hey, you think you're too cool for school, but I have a news flash for you, Walter Cronkite: You aren't."

I know it's just an invitation to play a video game, but then again, it feels like there's a lot of emotion behind this and I'm kinda just considering going "Nah, you win, I forfeit", but on the other hand, I kinda just want to play, because I like playing. But whatever. If he's still down for it, I'll be down for it, and I expect a 5,000-word poem apologizing to me and saying how awesome I am if I win.



"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-26 10:49:18
May 26 2015 10:49 GMT
#10
not sure if crazy troll or just super crazy
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
May 26 2015 11:16 GMT
#11
i thought nina lived in Lima
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
evilfatsh1t
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia8649 Posts
May 26 2015 11:39 GMT
#12
rofl what the fuck is all this HAHAH
boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
May 26 2015 11:48 GMT
#13
slap him hard, nina
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
May 26 2015 12:12 GMT
#14
HAHAHAHA. So, is this a go?
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amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
May 26 2015 12:53 GMT
#15
TIL nina has a twitter. Instant follow
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
darkscream
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada2310 Posts
May 26 2015 14:08 GMT
#16
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wow someone should africanize your flaccid vagina


It takes a special kind of talent and mind to string that many unrelated words together and have it come out that hilarious.

Maybe not a good special, but some kind of special.
NewEyes
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany113 Posts
May 26 2015 14:10 GMT
#17
Alright so when does this take place? :D
helpman176
Profile Blog Joined May 2015
128 Posts
May 26 2015 14:27 GMT
#18
To me this looks like YokoKano and Ninazerg are in some kind of extended pre-courtship phase...
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
May 26 2015 15:46 GMT
#19
kano should be banned until he defends his honor
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opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
May 26 2015 16:15 GMT
#20
On May 26 2015 23:27 helpman176 wrote:
To me this looks like YokoKano and Ninazerg are in some kind of extended pre-courtship phase...


I still don't feel convinced that they aren't the same person. (Note that appearing to play against each other proves nothing.) If they aren't then it's really curious that two people that appear (according to their virtual personas, that may or may not express their real selves, only people who know them IRL can say anything about that) to be created for each other would meet randomly over a niche video game on a discussion board frequented by a handful of crazy geeks without any life that spend 12-15 hours here (and myself).
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