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Bleww
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1080 Posts
May 27 2003 16:19 GMT
#321
540- You make a post in this thread so that when it finally hits 1001 you can say you were a part of it.
I am back
Bleww
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1080 Posts
May 27 2003 16:20 GMT
#322
541 - you care about being a part of it HAH!
I am back
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
May 27 2003 16:20 GMT
#323
542. You think Boxer sucks for losing 1-2 against Sync
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
mindspike
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada1902 Posts
May 27 2003 16:23 GMT
#324
543. You are subconciously learning korean from the hours of VOD watching.
zerg/human - vancouver, canada
rOm
Profile Joined December 2002
Latvia1208 Posts
May 27 2003 16:39 GMT
#325
544. You constantly wear glasses...
My RSX owns yours.
rOm
Profile Joined December 2002
Latvia1208 Posts
May 27 2003 16:40 GMT
#326
Sun glasses that is
My RSX owns yours.
Guybrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Spain4744 Posts
May 27 2003 17:25 GMT
#327
545. You add random people in a channel to your friendslist to see if they have u on mutual.
546. You always leave an away msg instead of logging out of b.net, and turn off comp.
547. You stay on b.net all new years evening to see if someone actually suffers as bad as u being online when clock strikes 0.00.
548. You throw your cat out of the room due to him making sounds when you're losing a game.
549. You get weird msgs from completely unknown guys in your games, who obviously has put you on their f list.
550. You type "GG" with pylons to humiliate your opponent.
551. Your english grammar sux, cuz u've spoken too much with koreans online.
Live2Win is awesome. Happy new year scarabi!
Guybrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Spain4744 Posts
May 27 2003 17:33 GMT
#328
552. You think you're on your way into the progaming scene, being promised a huge sponsor(samsung) but realize two months later your manager was a 14 year old boy from Australia.
553. You quit when you see your opponent is toss or terran 12 o clock playing zerg on 3 o clock yourself.
554. Your parents wants to send you to councelling, because you always wake them up with overlord screams at night.
555. You wonder how a vulture would sound having multiple orgasms.
556. You prefer sitting here typing instead of jerking off to a good old jenna jameson movie.
Live2Win is awesome. Happy new year scarabi!
MORAGA
Profile Joined May 2003
United States323 Posts
May 27 2003 17:49 GMT
#329
you farted and said FIRE UP
Moraga, California
eatwasabi
Profile Joined May 2003
United States58 Posts
May 27 2003 19:02 GMT
#330
557. You jerk off to pics of boxer and/or yellow.
ZyPhReX
Profile Joined January 2003
1192 Posts
May 27 2003 22:51 GMT
#331
558.When you know we all got some issues
Ghost Me
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-27 23:20:45
May 27 2003 23:19 GMT
#332
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Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
May 27 2003 23:19 GMT
#333
559 . you buy boxers toothbrush on ebay for $1k and never wash it
DevAzTaYtA
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Oman2005 Posts
May 27 2003 23:32 GMT
#334
560 you install the korean version of win xp
(viet)TyPe_R
Profile Joined February 2003
Vietnam156 Posts
May 28 2003 00:01 GMT
#335
561. when u really want to pump urself up for something u go "PShhh AHhHhhHH" like ur usin stim pack hahahaha
AkA Ch33z, Cheez
Mydnyte2
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada101 Posts
May 28 2003 01:31 GMT
#336
562. You meet bnet girls online and assume thier men.
563. WHen they offer you cyber, you reply, "OOORRGGHH" (Like Overlord)
564. You pray to god this thread DOES hit 1001
565. Your girlfriend tells you to get off sc, but you say "Go away newbie."
566. You give this thread another BUMP and shout to the screen GOGOGO!!
Sometimes... bnet @uswest id: IdeA)fOryOu
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
May 28 2003 06:45 GMT
#337
567: You refer to your girlfriends pussy as *The spawning pool*
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
May 28 2003 06:50 GMT
#338
568. You talk to yourself about people online.. i.e., "Omfg you stupid newb."
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
Guybrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Spain4744 Posts
May 28 2003 07:42 GMT
#339
569. You promise to buy smokes for your little brother anytime, if he play BW minimum 2 hours every day, in hope that he'll once will become a progamer and invite you to korea.

570. You find it amusing that Boxers father told him to leave his team, AND Boxer agreed.

571. You have red eyes from staying up 2 nights in a row(to play bw of course), so when you come to school people in class ask if you have any weed for them too.

572. You listen to Anastacia cuz Elky says he likes her music, even though you really hate it.

573. You make funny remarks on Blackmans hotkey system, but shut the fuck up when you hear he uses patrol instead of attack button.

574. You lived on pizza and soda for 1 week, and you're still keen for more.

575. You think dudey was sexy playing with that Zealot-Toy on a 3-4 year old pic.

576. You pretend to be sleeping when your parents go to bed, but stay awake for about 1 hour, then you leave your room, heading to the Living room wall in wall with your parents bedroom.

577. You play with no sound because your parents might wake up.

578. You get hungry and get some food, but on your way u slip and fall to the floor while you scream "OMFG! JESUS CHRIST!!"

579. Your mom comes into the kitchen wondering what the fuck is going on.

580. You say you were just getting some food, and will go to bed after you've eaten.

581. Your mom actually dont belive you and sit watching you eat up, and see you go back to your bedroom.

582. You wait another half hour, just to head back to the living room and restart BW.

583. You slam the keyboard really hard after losing to some random newbie who wont give you rematch, so your mom wakes up again, and in your frustration you hear footsteps, and rush into your room locking it.

584. You tell your mom to fuck off when she slams on your door.

585. You wait till shes been away for about 10-20 min, then you start your video and begin jerking off angry to kobe thai being taken in the ass.

586. You head past the living room next morning just to notice the comp isnt there anymore.

587. You head to your friends place to play BW while he's on football training.
Live2Win is awesome. Happy new year scarabi!
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
May 28 2003 07:49 GMT
#340
588. You can relate somewhat to the last 19 reasons.
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
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