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Tacito
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada66 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-28 08:39:05
May 28 2003 08:33 GMT
#341
589: You buy comfortable pajamas to play startcraft in.
590: Then you go back to the store and buy 5 more pairs.
591: You spend $80 on a good computer stereo... But still end up using your headphones.
HovZ
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1917 Posts
May 28 2003 09:20 GMT
#342
wtf man none of these reasons have any basis in reality, much less have anything at all to do with bw, you kids are just trying to 1 up eachother with funny statements but they just coem across as being dumb
z7-Rain : D Block is a rly good rapper, cosmo : mobb deep is a rly good rapper, cosmo : that song notorious thugs by bone and andre nickatana is sick
Guybrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Spain4744 Posts
May 28 2003 11:09 GMT
#343
Intelligent post HovZ!
Live2Win is awesome. Happy new year scarabi!
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-28 13:16:43
May 28 2003 13:16 GMT
#344
592: You actually think about SC when having sex. (Like queens throwing ensnare & terrans infesting a command center)
River me timbers.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4632 Posts
May 28 2003 13:24 GMT
#345
593: You exit bw to make some work, and restart it right away. (to hang out in bnet?)
594: If you remove the quick launch icon, you are still naturally trying to open bw with it.
595: You dont play WGTour because you say "its full of noobs"
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Crazzy_Stuff
Profile Joined May 2003
Afghanistan5 Posts
May 28 2003 13:27 GMT
#346
596: You barricade a door with 2 chairs and a couch and wait with a watter pistol behind it, instead of just the couch.
597: You think about an injured evolution chamber when jerking off.
..
Crazzy_Stuff
Profile Joined May 2003
Afghanistan5 Posts
May 28 2003 13:40 GMT
#347
598: When you get a big amount of money you spend it as fast as you can
..
CrazYtosS
Profile Joined February 2003
United States53 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-28 13:41:47
May 28 2003 13:41 GMT
#348
599: When you think the Abbreviation Pvt. Means Protoss vs Terran. But in Fact it means Private. Ex: Pvt. BoB of the 5th Infantry
Sleepy
Profile Joined May 2003
United States6 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-28 17:08:29
May 28 2003 16:39 GMT
#349
600) You made a shirt that says Starcraft on the back with a Tassadar name tag.
601) Everyone in your family makes fun of how much you play Starcraft.
602) You say Starcraft when ur happy.
603) You actually have to weigh which has more advantages,going out with friends, or staying home and playing Starcraft with your internet buddies.
604) The only common interest you MUST share with your significant other, is your love of Starcraft over one another.
605)you've downloaded the terran/zerg/protoss songs and actually listen to them with your other music
606) you want to be korean so badly
607) your day is ruined when u loose a long game
608) you leave sc on all day
609) EVERYTHING is GG
610) your dream is meeting a pro bw player and falling in love.
no one understands u and ur gaming obsessions...no one.


"105. you knock someone down in a fist fight, and call them a newb and tell them to go back to diablo" <-nice ^_^
STAAAAARCRAFT
HovZ
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1917 Posts
May 28 2003 17:21 GMT
#350
597: You think about an injured evolution chamber when jerking off.

wtf man??? where r u from?
z7-Rain : D Block is a rly good rapper, cosmo : mobb deep is a rly good rapper, cosmo : that song notorious thugs by bone and andre nickatana is sick
eatwasabi
Profile Joined May 2003
United States58 Posts
May 28 2003 17:37 GMT
#351
560 you install the korean version of win xp


omg thats me. and i dont understand korean at all. =X
rOm
Profile Joined December 2002
Latvia1208 Posts
May 28 2003 17:43 GMT
#352
611. You say WC3 sucks... mainly because you played hella brood war.
My RSX owns yours.
S(O)ME(O)NE
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada473 Posts
May 28 2003 19:58 GMT
#353
612: You Hump your brood War Disk REGULARLY and Watch Zealot Porn.
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
May 28 2003 20:20 GMT
#354
613. You are always thinking a new way to tell if you're too into sc and post it in this treath

614. you are still wondering.... WHO THE FUCK IS MENSREA
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
May 28 2003 20:29 GMT
#355
615. You keep bumping this thread because you want it to actually reach 1001.
4 cheers for Ryan307
HovZ
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1917 Posts
May 28 2003 20:47 GMT
#356
616. your so depsperate to up your post count u post retarded meaningless reasons that dont make 1 bit of fuckign sense in this topic
z7-Rain : D Block is a rly good rapper, cosmo : mobb deep is a rly good rapper, cosmo : that song notorious thugs by bone and andre nickatana is sick
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
May 28 2003 20:55 GMT
#357
u talking to me hovz?
4 cheers for Ryan307
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
May 28 2003 20:56 GMT
#358
On May 29 2003 05:47 HovZ wrote:
616. your so depsperate to up your post count u post retarded meaningless reasons that dont make 1 bit of fuckign sense in this topic


If you don't like what people write simply don't read it or just ignore it -_- and stop being so bad manner -_-

bad manner=no thnx
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
IntoTheDrain
Profile Joined November 2002
Australia46 Posts
May 30 2003 00:25 GMT
#359
617- Your a starcraft nerd (not necessarily even that good), but try to sound all cool and hip by criticising people posting humourous stuff in a thread on a starcraft website

Protoss Forever
Crazzy_Stuff
Profile Joined May 2003
Afghanistan5 Posts
May 30 2003 02:52 GMT
#360
On May 29 2003 02:21 HovZ wrote:
597: You think about an injured evolution chamber when jerking off.

wtf man??? where r u from?


Don't tell me you didn't see the resemblence between zerg buildings and genitals
..
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