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MSL Ro16 Spoilers Ahead
MSL Ro16 Spoilers Ahead
A few nights ago, I had the immense pleasure of being part of an amazing experience. Call it fanaticism. Even call it religion. But the truth of the matter is, few experiences in life elevate the spirit to such lofty heights. Indeed, if only for the pleasures it brings to body, the involuntary shrills, the tremors it brings to the hands, and how at its peak it petrifies the mind and body, in sheer anticipation of what happens next, truly we can say that it is a religious experience in its purest form.
This particular experience which I referring to is no other than the Ro16 between the God Jaedong and a terran. As luck would have it, I was managing the LR thread and could not keep in real time what Donglings like me are up to at the many points during the event. But simply from watching it on TV, I knew the thread will be full of Donglings screaming, gasping, and holding their breaths as The Dongjwa (an order two infinities higher than mere bonjwas) titillates us with his beautiful game. I knew I had to check back on the LR once it is all over, in particular set 3, where the Dong, ever the brute, plays with our hearts and dances with our feelings.
I beg your forgiveness if I speak much of Jaedong's greatness. You see the truth just has to be said. Very well, let me not tarry now, but instead bring you here this amazing communal religious experience of us, the Donglings.
PART I
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The Build Up
Series tied at 1:1, JD just lost to a very clever strategy in Monte Cristo.
Whoever wins this set advances to Ro8. The loser exits MSL.
The mood was intense. The victory, uncertain. Until...
GOD descended among men, and removed his jacket.
It could only mean one thing... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
On May 07 2011 18:57 GG.NoRe wrote:
Day 4 Match G:
Jaedong (1:1) 
Reality
Set 3: Circuit Breaker
Jaedong @ 5 [brown]
Reality @ 11 [blue]
Day 4 Match G:
Jaedong (1:1) RealitySet 3: Circuit Breaker
Jaedong @ 5 [brown]Reality @ 11 [blue]![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/OX1M9.jpg)
On May 07 2011 18:57 alffla wrote:
7 BARRAKCS FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
7 BARRAKCS FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
On May 07 2011 18:57 DarkMatter_ wrote:
Another 8 rax but fortunately it's cross positions
Another 8 rax but fortunately it's cross positions
On May 07 2011 18:57 kuroshiroi wrote:
JD goes 9pool, haha.
JD goes 9pool, haha.
On May 07 2011 18:57 Hyde wrote:
forward rax in the making
Overlord heading the wrong way
JD not taking any chances
he goes 9 pool
forward rax in the making
Overlord heading the wrong way
JD not taking any chances
he goes 9 pool
On May 07 2011 18:57 Tenhou wrote:
Jaedong 9 pools as he smell cheese
Jaedong 9 pools as he smell cheese
On May 07 2011 18:57 _Quasar_ wrote:
fuck you reality, proxy rax again wtf.
BUT JAEDONG PUTS A POOL BEFORE HATCH!
fuck you reality, proxy rax again wtf.
BUT JAEDONG PUTS A POOL BEFORE HATCH!
On May 07 2011 18:57 Ubersturmfuhrer wrote:
forward rax for cross positions and early pool for JD. He's got this.
forward rax for cross positions and early pool for JD. He's got this.
On May 07 2011 18:58 Mystlord wrote:
LOL Jaedong going 9 pool. Time to wreck this cheesy noob with micro.
LOL Jaedong going 9 pool. Time to wreck this cheesy noob with micro.
On May 07 2011 18:58 february wrote:
hmm the smell of cheddar in the air
hmm the smell of cheddar in the air
On May 07 2011 18:58 Hyde wrote:
Rax is finished, 2 scvs make their way out to scout for the dong, both heading in the wrong direction
the dong takes his nat
first marine out and istting tight for instructions on where to head, scv spots overlord and marine is on it's way
6 eggs in the making
zerglings out
Rax is finished, 2 scvs make their way out to scout for the dong, both heading in the wrong direction
the dong takes his nat
first marine out and istting tight for instructions on where to head, scv spots overlord and marine is on it's way
6 eggs in the making
zerglings out
On May 07 2011 18:58 Doraemon wrote:
reality retreats ==
reality retreats ==
On May 07 2011 18:58 ShadeR wrote:
Scv: LINGS
rines: RUN BRAH!!
Scv: LINGS
rines: RUN BRAH!!
On May 07 2011 18:59 konadora wrote:
LOLO WTFFFFFFFF
LOLO WTFFFFFFFF
On May 07 2011 18:59 alffla wrote:
TFWTFWT?F?
LOL MARINES? WHY THEY NO DEFEND
TFWTFWT?F?
LOL MARINES? WHY THEY NO DEFEND
PART II-A
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First Blood
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On May 07 2011 18:59 alffla wrote:
LOL WTF IS THAESIFHSIFD BUNKER
LOL WTF IS THAESIFHSIFD BUNKER
On May 07 2011 18:59 kuroshiroi wrote:
Uh... JD with no defense....
Uh... JD with no defense....
On May 07 2011 18:59 Crunchums wrote:
ugh jaedong going to lose ;_;
ugh jaedong going to lose ;_;
On May 07 2011 18:59 february wrote:
LMAO WHAT IS GOING ON
LMAO WHAT IS GOING ON
On May 07 2011 18:59 PoP wrote:
omfg
omfg
On May 07 2011 18:59 konadora wrote:
jd thought reality will pull back marines
GUESS NOT
jd thought reality will pull back marines
GUESS NOT
On May 07 2011 18:59 SkelA wrote:
OH SHIT JD IS DONE FOR
OH SHIT JD IS DONE FOR
On May 07 2011 19:00 dibbaN wrote:
I'm crying right now..
I'm crying right now..
On May 07 2011 19:00 EtherealDeath wrote:
MARINE SCV DEFENSE!!
MARINE SCV DEFENSE!!
On May 07 2011 19:00 alffla wrote:
omg im so nervous
omg im so nervous
On May 07 2011 19:00 Quarz wrote:
Disaoppnted day ;(
Disaoppnted day ;(
On May 07 2011 19:00 Weeuweed wrote:
JD is dead T_T
JD is dead T_T
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/wvNoM.jpg)
On May 07 2011 19:00 konadora wrote:
HATCHERY DOWN
HATCHERY DOWN
HATCHERY DOWN
HATCHERY DOWN
HATCHERY DOWN
HATCHERY DOWN
On May 07 2011 19:00 EtherealDeath wrote:
OMG REALITY HAS THIS!!
I think... I think Jaedong is fucked... he lost nat!!! and 2 bunkers!!!
OMG REALITY HAS THIS!!
I think... I think Jaedong is fucked... he lost nat!!! and 2 bunkers!!!
On May 07 2011 19:00 kuroshiroi wrote:
JD is screwed here... fuck.
JD is screwed here... fuck.
On May 07 2011 19:00 4Servy wrote:
wtf dong 1 sunken and that game was won
wtf dong 1 sunken and that game was won
On May 07 2011 19:00 GG.NoRe wrote:
Hes been here before! JD will prevail!!!
Hes been here before! JD will prevail!!!
On May 07 2011 19:00 Hyde wrote:
JD has lings in the mian, but unable to do much damage
JD's nat is under fire form a built bunker with marines in it
second bunker being built!
JD's lings reduced completely to 1
hatch down at the nat, JD massing lings in his main
JD has his gas but no drones mining
Lings break down 1 bunker!
JD has lings in the mian, but unable to do much damage
JD's nat is under fire form a built bunker with marines in it
second bunker being built!
JD's lings reduced completely to 1
hatch down at the nat, JD massing lings in his main
JD has his gas but no drones mining
Lings break down 1 bunker!
On May 07 2011 19:00 february wrote:
aaaa the second bunkerrrrr
aaaa the second bunkerrrrr
On May 07 2011 19:00 alffla wrote:
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
On May 07 2011 19:01 konadora wrote:
wow that 2nd bunker
wow that 2nd bunker
On May 07 2011 19:01 konadora wrote:
WAIT WTF NO BUNKER AT NAT
WAIT WTF NO BUNKER AT NAT
PART II-B
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JD Strikes Back:
God Bless the Child
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Mm5og.jpg)
On May 07 2011 19:01 _Quasar_ wrote:
WTF? Jd is still not gg. Its over only when over.
WTF? Jd is still not gg. Its over only when over.
On May 07 2011 19:01 konadora wrote:
OFMGOFMGFGFGFGG
OFMGOFMGFGFGFGG
On May 07 2011 19:01 alffla wrote:
FUCK YAEHHH
FUCK YAEHHH
On May 07 2011 19:01 JSH wrote:
oh wow hahaha
Jaedong showing him now
oh wow hahaha
Jaedong showing him now
On May 07 2011 19:01 EtherealDeath wrote:
WAIT SHIT WTF!!!! JAEDONG BREAKING OUT!!!
WAIT SHIT WTF!!!! JAEDONG BREAKING OUT!!!
On May 07 2011 19:01 xccam wrote:
NOOOOO
NOOOOO
On May 07 2011 19:01 Doraemon wrote:
cmon jd ><
cmon jd ><
On May 07 2011 19:01 Rhaegar99 wrote:
RUN BY RUN BY
BUNKER GOING DOWN
RUN BY RUN BY
BUNKER GOING DOWN
On May 07 2011 19:01 kuroshiroi wrote:
WOW! JD NOT DEAD!
WOW! JD NOT DEAD!
On May 07 2011 19:01 Weeuweed wrote:
revenge of the dong, breaks the bunker!
revenge of the dong, breaks the bunker!
On May 07 2011 19:01 dibbaN wrote:
"/%A&B"%A""A THIS IS TOO INTENSE. JAEDONG BREAKING CONTAIN!!!!!!!!!!
"/%A&B"%A""A THIS IS TOO INTENSE. JAEDONG BREAKING CONTAIN!!!!!!!!!!
On May 07 2011 19:01 Hyde wrote:
1 bunker remaining, lings bypass and go straight for the main, more lings being made in the main, reality making his CC in the nat, scv's pulled!
Meanwhile JD going for two attacks
BUNKER DOWN! reality survives the attack at the main with a lot of scvs pulled!
1 bunker remaining, lings bypass and go straight for the main, more lings being made in the main, reality making his CC in the nat, scv's pulled!
Meanwhile JD going for two attacks
BUNKER DOWN! reality survives the attack at the main with a lot of scvs pulled!
On May 07 2011 19:01 Kororo wrote:
I think I might have a heart attack.
I think I might have a heart attack.
On May 07 2011 19:01 MinoMino wrote:
Holy fuck, haha. What a game this is turning out to be.
Holy fuck, haha. What a game this is turning out to be.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/n1NuQ.jpg)
On May 07 2011 19:02 dibbaN wrote:
Jaedong has this in the bag. THANK GOD, the biggest comeback IN BW HISTORY?
Jaedong has this in the bag. THANK GOD, the biggest comeback IN BW HISTORY?
On May 07 2011 19:02 alffla wrote:
YES YES DIE U FAT SCVS
YES YES DIE U FAT SCVS
On May 07 2011 19:02 konadora wrote:
DONGLINGS!!!!!!!!!!
DONGLINGS!!!!!!!!!!
On May 07 2011 19:02 february wrote:
SCV MASSACRE
SCV MASSACRE
On May 07 2011 19:02 hauton wrote:
SPEED UPGRADE
this is over!
SPEED UPGRADE
this is over!
On May 07 2011 19:02 rebdomine wrote:
omg, what a crazy game.
omg, what a crazy game.
On May 07 2011 19:02 TheOnly92 wrote:
Lee Jaedonggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!
Lee Jaedonggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!
On May 07 2011 19:02 kuroshiroi wrote:
JD going ling all-in.
JD going ling all-in.
On May 07 2011 19:02 SkelA wrote:
JD COMEBACKKK
JD COMEBACKKK
On May 07 2011 19:03 HighTemper wrote:
Speedling!!!! OMGOMG!!
MOAR SPEEDLINGS!!!
Speedling!!!! OMGOMG!!
MOAR SPEEDLINGS!!!
On May 07 2011 19:03 alffla wrote:
FU FKYAEHHHHH FUCK YEAHH
FU FKYAEHHHHH FUCK YEAHH
On May 07 2011 19:03 Hyde wrote:
JD trying for another run by, scvs blocking thr ramp
More lings arrive, scvs dying, bunker fire and killing a lot of lings, 4 lings make it into the main
More lings on the way to reality's nat
Reality has almost nothing to defend
HERE WE GO
Surround the bunker, bunker goes down! marines are dead
JD HAS THIS
JD trying for another run by, scvs blocking thr ramp
More lings arrive, scvs dying, bunker fire and killing a lot of lings, 4 lings make it into the main
More lings on the way to reality's nat
Reality has almost nothing to defend
HERE WE GO
Surround the bunker, bunker goes down! marines are dead
JD HAS THIS
On May 07 2011 19:03 _Quasar_ wrote:
ITS GG YOU CHEESY NOOB
User was warned for this post
ITS GG YOU CHEESY NOOB
User was warned for this post
On May 07 2011 19:03 Weeuweed wrote:
LEE JAEDONG!!!!!!!!
LEE JAEDONG!!!!!!!!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/U5j2T.jpg)
On May 07 2011 19:03 MinoMino wrote:
Woooo, bunker down!
Woooo, bunker down!
On May 07 2011 19:03 kerpal wrote:
YES Jaedong!
YES Jaedong!
On May 07 2011 19:03 Megaliskuu wrote:
KILLER INSTINCT
KILLER INSTINCT
On May 07 2011 19:03 Rhaegar99 wrote:
GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
On May 07 2011 19:03 Doraemon wrote:
OMFG
OMFG
On May 07 2011 19:03 february wrote:
OH MY GODDDDDD
OH MY GODDDDDD
On May 07 2011 19:03 tabula rasa wrote:
my god i almost died
my god i almost died
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On May 07 2011 19:03 alffla wrote:
HOYL SHITT G
G
G
GG
G
G
G
G
HOYL SHITT G
G
G
GG
G
G
G
G
On May 07 2011 19:03 Oleo wrote:
AWESOME!!! JD!!!
AWESOME!!! JD!!!
On May 07 2011 19:03 Crunchums wrote:
it feels so good to be so wrong![[image loading]](http://209.85.62.26/html/emoticons/wub.gif)
reality gg's
it feels so good to be so wrong
reality gg's
On May 07 2011 19:03 4Servy wrote:
FUCKING DONG HAHAHAHAHA seriously
FUCKING DONG HAHAHAHAHA seriously
PART III
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The Catharsis
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On May 07 2011 19:03 letian wrote:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! mother fucking yeah
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! mother fucking yeah
On May 07 2011 19:03 dibbaN wrote:
I love you Jaedong, I had already given up.. OH MY GOD... GGGGGGGGGGGG........................... PHEW
I love you Jaedong, I had already given up.. OH MY GOD... GGGGGGGGGGGG........................... PHEW
On May 07 2011 19:03 Sqq wrote:
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
On May 07 2011 19:03 Kororo wrote:
Holy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH HEART ATTACK x_x
Holy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH HEART ATTACK x_x
On May 07 2011 19:03 Telcontar wrote:
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK.
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK.
On May 07 2011 19:03 jellyfish wrote:
jd clutch. gotta love him.
jd clutch. gotta love him.
On May 07 2011 19:03 Legatus Lanius wrote:
fuck yes, get out of here
fuck yes, get out of here
On May 07 2011 19:03 Kanil wrote:
Screw you Reality, the door is over there. GTFO.
Jaedong! <3
Screw you Reality, the door is over there. GTFO.
Jaedong! <3
On May 07 2011 19:03 Ubersturmfuhrer wrote:
WHATT THEEE FUUCKKKK HE WOONNNNN XDDDD
WHATT THEEE FUUCKKKK HE WOONNNNN XDDDD
On May 07 2011 19:03 Brandish wrote:
JD ANTI CHEESE
JD ANTI CHEESE
On May 07 2011 19:03 jjhchsc2 wrote:
My jaw is on the floor.
My jaw is on the floor.
On May 07 2011 19:03 EtherealDeath wrote:
GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooowwwwwwww how did Jaedong end up winning that omg I was about to go emo then BAM To hell with Reality!
GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooowwwwwwww how did Jaedong end up winning that omg I was about to go emo then BAM To hell with Reality!
On May 07 2011 19:03 valaki wrote:
FUCK YEAH JD
FUCK YEAH JD
On May 07 2011 19:03 Lucumo wrote:
GOD FUCK, my heart X_X
GOD FUCK, my heart X_X
On May 07 2011 19:03 Piekny wrote:
Phew! I thought it was over for a while, thank JD for proving me wrong!
Phew! I thought it was over for a while, thank JD for proving me wrong!
On May 07 2011 19:03 Zim23 wrote:
HAHA JD TOOK OFF THE JACKET FOR A REASON HE DOES NOT SUFFER FOOLS
HAHA JD TOOK OFF THE JACKET FOR A REASON HE DOES NOT SUFFER FOOLS
On May 07 2011 19:03 Quarz wrote:
yeah JD. Man again i lost 10 years of my life...
yeah JD. Man again i lost 10 years of my life...
On May 07 2011 19:03 maybenexttime wrote:
FUCK YES!! I WAS SO SCARED FOR JD. GOD. T_______T
Such a relief. wow
FUCK YES!! I WAS SO SCARED FOR JD. GOD. T_______T
Such a relief. wow
On May 07 2011 19:03 alffla wrote:
THE CROWD LOVES IT
LEE JAEDONGGG
THE CROWD LOVES IT
LEE JAEDONGGG
On May 07 2011 19:04 Kelberot wrote:
ahh jaedong always playing with my heart
I love you so much jd
no homo
ahh jaedong always playing with my heart
I love you so much jd
no homo
On May 07 2011 19:04 ReketSomething wrote:
LEE JAEDONG!!!!!!!!!!
LEE JAEDONG!!!!!!!!!!
On May 07 2011 19:04 letian wrote:
hell I screamed like a girl!! hahaa
hell I screamed like a girl!! hahaa
On May 07 2011 19:04 j2choe wrote:
My mind exploded.
My mind exploded.
On May 07 2011 19:04 Cpadolf wrote:
OHGODOHGODOHGOD
I JUST LOST LIKE 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY POOR POOR HEART WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TOO ME JAEDONG!!!
User was warned for this post
OHGODOHGODOHGOD
I JUST LOST LIKE 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY POOR POOR HEART WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TOO ME JAEDONG!!!
User was warned for this post
On May 07 2011 19:04 milikan wrote:
jd vs fantasy - fail 6 pool into win
jd vs midas - drone pull ling all in fail into win?!
jd vs reality - fail 9 pool into... win!?
too boss
jd vs fantasy - fail 6 pool into win
jd vs midas - drone pull ling all in fail into win?!
jd vs reality - fail 9 pool into... win!?
too boss
On May 07 2011 19:04 Yxes2211 wrote:
Phew... that game was hard on me...
Phew... that game was hard on me...
On May 07 2011 19:04 Mystlord wrote:
Oh my God. Jaedong. So good. SO GOOD. <3
Oh my God. Jaedong. So good. SO GOOD. <3
EPILOGUE
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The People Have Spoken
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Poll: [Match G: Jaedong vs Reality] Thougts on Set 4?
MOTHERFUCKING. HIGHLY. MOTHERFUCKING SUPER RECOMMEND!!! (160)
92%
(No other option) (14)
8%
174 total votes
(No other option) (14)
174 total votes
Your vote: [Match G: Jaedong vs Reality] Thougts on Set 4?
(Vote): MOTHERFUCKING. HIGHLY. MOTHERFUCKING SUPER RECOMMEND!!!
(Vote): (No other option)
ENCORE I: Tears of Joy
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/cL0ef.jpg)
Thanks for pointing it out, Kipsate
On May 07 2011 19:08 valaki wrote:
Lol fan is crying.
Lol fan is crying.
On May 07 2011 19:08 frequency wrote:
wtf why is she crying?
wtf why is she crying?
On May 07 2011 19:08 kuroshiroi wrote:
Girl having a nervous breakdown, I know how she feels...
Girl having a nervous breakdown, I know how she feels...
On May 07 2011 19:08 razorsuKe wrote:
lol wtf is that bitch crying for?
tears of joy? o_O
lol wtf is that bitch crying for?
tears of joy? o_O
ENCORE II: Crocodile Tears
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This PM was all I needed to know that I am doing the right thing,
WithGOD as my witness:
Anyway, here they are, haters gonna die kk :p
With
GOD as my witness:Original Message From razorsuKe:
I feel your excitement man, don't listen to those haters about your polls, they're awesome!
I feel your excitement man, don't listen to those haters about your polls, they're awesome!
Anyway, here they are, haters gonna die kk :p
On May 07 2011 19:06 Womwomwom wrote:
He's the Jaedong version of Lightwip only worse what do you expect?
He's the Jaedong version of Lightwip only worse what do you expect?
On May 07 2011 19:06 Mooncat wrote:
Seriously. If you keep up those polls you're just gonna get banned again..
Seriously. If you keep up those polls you're just gonna get banned again..
On May 07 2011 19:11 Tenhou wrote:
Your polls are biased as fuck when it comes to JD and also you got the wrong set # on both of the JD vs Reality poll.
Your polls are biased as fuck when it comes to JD and also you got the wrong set # on both of the JD vs Reality poll.
VOD
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Complete LR
Just a Poll
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Poll: What would you do if JD lost Set 3 vs Reality?
Cry the day/night away until I fell asleep (29)
48%
Spam the LR and martyr to be IP banned from TL forever (13)
22%
Never play/watch another BW game for the rest of your life (10)
17%
Tear the Mothers' Day card that you've prepared and sulk the rest of the day (5)
8%
Others (please specify) (3)
5%
60 total votes
Spam the LR and martyr to be IP banned from TL forever (13)
Never play/watch another BW game for the rest of your life (10)
Tear the Mothers' Day card that you've prepared and sulk the rest of the day (5)
Others (please specify) (3)
60 total votes
Your vote: What would you do if JD lost Set 3 vs Reality?
(Vote): Cry the day/night away until I fell asleep
(Vote): Tear the Mothers' Day card that you've prepared and sulk the rest of the day
(Vote): Spam the LR and martyr to be IP banned from TL forever
(Vote): Never play/watch another BW game for the rest of your life
(Vote): Others (please specify)
PS
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If by any chance you find yourself here, yet do not consider yourself a Dongling, consider this an honorable favor 
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