you know you play too much starcraft when... - Page 17

you know you play too much starcraft when:
1: you tell your friends they require more minerals and vespene gas when they can't afford something.
2: people say words like "mine," "carrier," "push" or "pool" in everyday usage you get confused.
3: You tried to 1a2a3a into stores on Black Friday.
4: you press F2 when you want to go home.
5: you're scared that the shrimp you ordered will start flying and shooting glaive wurms at you.
6: stalagmites scare you into thinking there are Lurkers burrowed beneath you.
7: you try to attack anyone using a laser pointer to stop them from nuking the area.
8: you say "gg no re" whenever someone or something meets its demise.
9: you've forgotten there's a real game called Sim City.
10: you think icecubes are just water in Stasis.
11: you yell out "PLAAAAAAGGGUUUU!!!!" when someone is sick.
12: you thought the new movie Ninja Assassin was going to be about Dark Templar.
13: you thought the zoo was a Broodwar map because of the pandabearguy.
14: Destination is your destination.
15: you think it was actually Scourge that attacked the World Trade Center on 9/11
16: you think your company needs more supply depots to hire new employees.
17: you think you would have won that race if you had leg enhancements.
18: you're scared of Koreans.
19: you think the key to getting into a girl's pants is mining out the minerals in the back.

1, 8, and to a lesser extent 2, are real.

1. You know you play too much Starcraft when you're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
2. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier
3. You know you play too much Starcraft when your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers
4. You know you play too much Starcraft when your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
5. Your father calls up a family meeting and tells that your family is broke, you order him to go gather moar minerals!
6. You poke your friends over and over to get them to say something stupid.
7. You sit in a cardboard box and pick your nose on a normal day at work.
And the final one:
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You know you play too much Starcraft when you call your house your "Nexus".
You know you play too much Starcraft when you play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS
You know you play too much Starcraft when you decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
You know you play too much Starcraft when you inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
You know you play too much Starcraft when your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you try to Optical Flare your dog.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you went as a Zealot for Halloween.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
You know you play too much Starcraft when the doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
You know you play too much Starcraft when you force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
You know you play too much Starcraft when you see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
You know you play too much Starcraft when you worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you write all of these things out...
You know you play too much Starcraft when you walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
You don't understand overpopulation. Why not build more supply depots?
My personal fave:
You attempted to warp into an Archon with your best friend.
You try to eat your sister to gain more energy
When you get peices of cardboard and make your bike look like a vulture riding around throwing rocks at old people thinking their infested terrans

You know you play too much Starcraft when you say "gg" instead of "bye".
You know you play too much Starcraft when you think you see invisible unit's blur IRL (dt, obs, wraiths...)
You know you play too much Starcraft when whenever you see red color, you look to the bottom left.
You know you play too much Starcraft when all the stuff in your house looks similar to starcraft buildings/units.
You know you play too much Starcraft when every person in the street looks like a progamer.