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LolnoobInsanity
Profile Joined May 2010
United States183 Posts
May 09 2010 01:11 GMT
#341
you know you play too much starcraft when you're girlfriend tells you one day that last night she had a dream about me playing starcraft except the units i were controlling were bears.

SHE DOESNT EVEN PLAY AT ALL.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-09 01:20:36
May 09 2010 01:18 GMT
#342
When you're really drunk after prom night, and a friend is giving you a ride home, you scream about not getting to watch jaedong play because it is 5:30 AM already..

Mind you they had no idea who the fuck jaedong is or what I was talking about.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Twilexia
Profile Joined May 2010
United States62 Posts
May 09 2010 01:53 GMT
#343
you know you play too much starcraft when you'd rather play starcraft than have sex with your girlfriend...

you know you play too much starcraft when you go to sleep thinking you're a siege tank blasting away at an army from a safe distance

you know you play too much starcraft when you start picking up on words that appear in an everyday life context... "expand" "rush" "storm" "archives" "pool" "shuttle" (the list goes on and on)

you know you play too much starcraft when you start comparing every single game you play to starcraft, and you realize that nothing will ever ever top it (except starcraft 2? )
Hello, I am ready to eat.
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-09 01:54:18
May 09 2010 01:53 GMT
#344
hahaha funny story right there

fucking megalisk made my day
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
Wings
Profile Joined January 2010
United States999 Posts
May 09 2010 03:30 GMT
#345
When you assign your friends SC-related names and use them loudly in public

e.g. One of my friends has initials SK and plays terran. Oh yes. =)
The probability of Kim Carrier getting all those predictions wrong is similar to the probability Flash loses a TvT. Kim Carrier MUST BE a genius. His only big mistake... STORK.
Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
May 09 2010 03:43 GMT
#346
On May 09 2010 10:53 Twilexia wrote:
you know you play too much starcraft when you'd rather play starcraft than have sex with your girlfriend...

you know you play too much starcraft when you go to sleep thinking you're a siege tank blasting away at an army from a safe distance

you know you play too much starcraft when you start picking up on words that appear in an everyday life context... "expand" "rush" "storm" "archives" "pool" "shuttle" (the list goes on and on)

you know you play too much starcraft when you start comparing every single game you play to starcraft, and you realize that nothing will ever ever top it (except starcraft 2? )

Not a chance.
If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
GeMicles
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada307 Posts
May 09 2010 04:00 GMT
#347
you know you play too much sc when you switch back to porn but your mom still knows you've been playing starcraft
i pikachu in the shower
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44316 Posts
May 09 2010 04:02 GMT
#348
"8 school

10 math

12 science

14 literature

15 lunch break"

Monstah-_-, that's AWESOME!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44316 Posts
May 09 2010 04:06 GMT
#349
On May 09 2010 13:00 GeMicles wrote:
you know you play too much sc when you switch back to porn but your mom still knows you've been playing starcraft


LOL
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
May 09 2010 04:16 GMT
#350
On May 09 2010 13:00 GeMicles wrote:
you know you play too much sc when you switch back to porn but your mom still knows you've been playing starcraft


qft
firebound12
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada274 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-16 05:38:13
May 16 2010 05:33 GMT
#351
You know you play too much Starcraft when you made a school project on starcraft

You know you play too much Starcraft when you even bought the two spin-off, starcraft insurrection and starcraft retribution, just because starcraft was in the title.

You know you play too much Starcraft when you checked on google what the hell was those two spin-off to download them, but realized that it is hard to get.
Soap
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil1546 Posts
May 21 2010 03:19 GMT
#352
When you seriously think about calling a certain part of your body "JaeDong"
Kibibit
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1551 Posts
May 21 2010 04:06 GMT
#353
When you see someone discuss Halo Reach, refer to it solely as Reach, and get excited, only to find out they're discussing Halo and not the ever-awesome Park Jung Suk.
R.I.P. 우정호 || Do probes dream of psionic sheep?
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
May 21 2010 04:50 GMT
#354
My first class is history, and I'm usually tired as fuck

Whenever we talk about a war or battle, my mind wants to think about it in starcraft terms, because i understand them so much easier. MnM drop always sounds like it should work irl, but then i remember that im retarded.
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
hofodomo
Profile Joined March 2010
United States257 Posts
May 21 2010 06:07 GMT
#355
On May 21 2010 13:06 Kibibit wrote:
When you see someone discuss Halo Reach, refer to it solely as Reach, and get excited, only to find out they're discussing Halo and not the ever-awesome Park Jung Suk.


LOL...how disappointing.

Hearsay from SC-playing friends, but...

There was a conference at my college for business-oriented students. The speaker talked about various aspects of a community economy: contributors, spectators, etc...and lurkers. The random people snickering in the crowd were brood war fans too.
Smoke weed ev'ry day.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 21 2010 06:12 GMT
#356
On May 21 2010 13:50 0mgVitaminE wrote:
My first class is history, and I'm usually tired as fuck

Whenever we talk about a war or battle, my mind wants to think about it in starcraft terms, because i understand them so much easier. MnM drop always sounds like it should work irl, but then i remember that im retarded.

LOL I know ._.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11579 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-21 06:30:49
May 21 2010 06:30 GMT
#357
I had a pop quiz in 11th grade AP US History i think where we had to define the term: "containment" and i said "when one nation blocks off another from natural resources outside their main borders and doesn't allow them to get out of their country"

then the teacher said "well... that was close?" and the cute girl next to me laughed at how 'dumb' i was.

i like to think i was right
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
May 21 2010 18:09 GMT
#358
Msn conversation just now:

Thunder says:
bvanshee follow up was terrible tho lulz
Dude says:
everything they did in their entire lifespan is terrible because it lead them up toa point where they fail immensely in that game
Thunder says:
well im going to bed
Thunder says:
hah ok
Dude says:
night bra
Dude says:
gotta stay up anothr 10 hour for tourney
Thunder says:
im going to be that went where may it be is decide its from
Thunder says:
gogo phoenixs in tourney
Thunder says:
32 man btw?
Dude says:
about 25 people entered
Dude says:
so yeah prob
Thunder says:
ill check out the website when i wake up
Dude says:
http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/390961/2/?s=
Thunder says:
yeah yo umsged it earlier lol
Thunder says:
says sunday at noon?
Dude says:
ya
Dude says:
in 6 hr [note time is 6am - playing 2v2 all night]
Thunder says:
tomorrow is saturday
Dude says:
wtf
Thunder says:
lulz
Dude says:
my time is so off
Thunder says:
gonna post this in teamliquid haha
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
May 21 2010 18:21 GMT
#359
On May 21 2010 13:50 0mgVitaminE wrote:
My first class is history, and I'm usually tired as fuck

Whenever we talk about a war or battle, my mind wants to think about it in starcraft terms, because i understand them so much easier. MnM drop always sounds like it should work irl, but then i remember that im retarded.


MnM drop worked pretty well on D day.
hi
FuRRie
Profile Joined February 2009
Belgium815 Posts
May 21 2010 19:31 GMT
#360
On May 21 2010 12:19 Fields wrote:
When you seriously think about calling a certain part of your body "Flash"


There I fixed it!
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