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An Ode to the Mighty Hot_Bid

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Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 03:02:34
August 01 2011 03:02 GMT
#1
An Ode to the Mighty Hot_Bid
~by Kinetik_Inferno~

Oh Hot_Bid, professional troll,
For 13 years you have been on a roll,
smashing noobs and summiting the mental mountains,
your humor and outrageousness is a fountain.

To you I dedicate my thousandth post,
he who baited me into getting banned,
Hot_Bid, the man who damned more than most,
you are well and truly considered a man.

He who has distorted the facts of more than one story,
competing for the throne of trollzy lulzy glory,
the man cultivated from R1CH's binary cup
"THE COLORS ARE MESSED UP!!!"

r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14081 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 03:06:34
August 01 2011 03:05 GMT
#2
Love it.
Love Hot_Bid.
Cheers & enjoy. <3

edit: Happy birthday from my GF too, she's a secret admirer of you since you're the only person she knows who's worse at Portal than she is. =D
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
FroZen(-_-)
Profile Joined December 2010
United States183 Posts
August 01 2011 03:07 GMT
#3
1000 post poem seems like the best idea ever.... well done
"The concept of dying terrifies me, and I've taken to watching Netflix at night until I pass out to avoid thinking about it. This is better than my old strategy of crying until I passed out.." -blestedt
Hyren
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States817 Posts
August 01 2011 03:10 GMT
#4
THE COLORS ARE MESSED UP
Power-tripping mod for Trump's stream
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
August 01 2011 03:16 GMT
#5
On August 01 2011 12:07 FroZen(-_-) wrote:
1000 post poem seems like the best idea ever.... well done

I was going to do a map thread but after failing at making the doodads pretty, I said fuck it and did this.
TanGeng
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sanya12364 Posts
August 01 2011 03:18 GMT
#6
THE COLORS ARE FINE
Moderator我们是个踏实的赞助商模式俱乐部
MrthePig
Profile Joined September 2010
United States84 Posts
August 01 2011 03:21 GMT
#7
this is greatness produced!~~

all praise to Hot_Bid!
So let us examine the way in which we live our life.
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
August 01 2011 03:25 GMT
#8
Hot_Bid is the best
he is better than the rest
I suck poetry

Again happy birthday master!
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 01 2011 03:29 GMT
#9
On August 01 2011 12:16 Kinetik_Inferno wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2011 12:07 FroZen(-_-) wrote:
1000 post poem seems like the best idea ever.... well done

I was going to do a map thread but after failing at making the doodads pretty, I said fuck it and did this.

Are you saying that Hot_Bid is second best?
Honestly though, great poem.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Marsupian
Profile Joined April 2011
Netherlands455 Posts
August 01 2011 03:30 GMT
#10
THE COLORS ARE MESSED UP!!! <3
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
August 01 2011 04:00 GMT
#11
This is supposed to be a blog? It seemed like TL oriented thing as opposed to a self-blog thing. Also... up in the top left I don't have a blog button.
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
August 01 2011 10:25 GMT
#12
You missed out on the Lebron and the Portal.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
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