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DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-02 05:07:56
April 29 2009 03:17 GMT
#1
My uncle has been an alcoholic since he was 13 years old, he's from my mom's side. He's done crazy shit over the years, piss off of the balcony of his apartment and getting evicted, passed out in front of his door screaming for help, but he's 6'8" and 400lbs so no one could open it, called 9-1-1 many times.

He constantly is calling our house and bugging my mom(she just can't give in to my demands for us to change our number) about helping him do these money programs(he is so smart he has figured out hundreds of loopholes in many government programs).

Right now he is on social worker # 7 and lives in an $8/month apartment in a shitty part of town, my mom began to record many of his messages and some phone conversations a while back because some of them are just so outrageous. Sadly we don't have some of the best ones anymore, but I have about 5 jewels that I feel are pretty hilarious and I lack any respect for this man anymore so I'm pretty much exploiting his condition for some laughs.

These have been on youtube for a while with my awful video making abilities(the still is a picture from my parent's wedding in 1974), but now it is your turn to view them, enjoy.

Did I mention his voice reaches an octave so deep that it hurts your ears because it's inconceivable that human's voice could be that low? Tay Zonday can't touch this guy. He's called the cops so many times that they know who he is and don't even bother doing welfare checks on him anymore, he also tends to tell us that he's killed people(child molesters specifically) often or that the Hmongs next door to him have attacked him, etc etc

Insane Drunk Volume I

Insane Drunk Volume II

Insane Drunk Volume III

Insane Drunk Volume IV

Insane Drunk Volume V

Insane Drunk Volume VI

UPDATE! 5/1 - Volume VI now up!

*****
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
April 29 2009 03:20 GMT
#2
Since 13 wtf?!
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
April 29 2009 03:24 GMT
#3
"But I tell you what... this is gonna be my job from now on"

ROFL
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 29 2009 03:25 GMT
#4
Hahahaha, your uncle is hilarious. Combine Rick Astley and Tay Zonday and you still got nothing on him. Hopefully more are to come! Try to make him post on TL when he's drunk.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
April 29 2009 03:28 GMT
#5
LOLOLOLOL
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-29 03:30:14
April 29 2009 03:29 GMT
#6
i listened to all of them and now i feel pretty sad for the big guy
edit: but i still rofl'd a bit
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
April 29 2009 03:37 GMT
#7
LOL
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
April 29 2009 03:54 GMT
#8
LMFAO
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
April 29 2009 04:19 GMT
#9
I have some other recordings on my computer already and some others I need to transfer on, but they really aren't as good as these five.
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 29 2009 06:03 GMT
#10
oh my god. I dont know whether to laugh or pity him....
+ Show Spoiler +
so i'll just laugh
+ Show Spoiler +
LOL WTF
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
April 29 2009 06:05 GMT
#11
On April 29 2009 15:03 Grobyc wrote:
oh my god. I dont know whether to laugh or pity him....
+ Show Spoiler +
so i'll just laugh
+ Show Spoiler +
LOL WTF


good choice
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
April 29 2009 06:17 GMT
#12
Being who I am I pity him :[

But LOL WTF at some of the things he says lolol
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
April 29 2009 06:29 GMT
#13
On April 29 2009 12:24 CTStalker wrote:
"But I tell you what... this is gonna be my job from now on"

ROFL


I almost broke a rib laughing at that.

A part of me wishes this man was in my life.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
April 29 2009 09:26 GMT
#14
LOL maybe this is why your mom doesn't want the number changed.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 29 2009 13:04 GMT
#15
On April 29 2009 12:24 CTStalker wrote:
"But I tell you what... this is gonna be my job from now on"

ROFL

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
April 29 2009 15:25 GMT
#16
loooooooooooooool

goan be mah job from now on
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
April 29 2009 23:12 GMT
#17
Apparently he called this morning while I was at work and asked us to go over and vacuum/shampoo is carpet for the section 8 inspection or some shit, I'll transfer some more messages onto my computer, do subtitles and post the links later.
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 30 2009 03:28 GMT
#18
i feel kind of bad for him but oh wow he is hilarious
wtf is with all the killing of molesters, lol, is he for real?
wtf
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
May 02 2009 05:08 GMT
#19
UPDATE 5/1 : Volume VI is now uploaded, Volume VII later next week!
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
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