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My uncle has been an alcoholic since he was 13 years old, he's from my mom's side. He's done crazy shit over the years, piss off of the balcony of his apartment and getting evicted, passed out in front of his door screaming for help, but he's 6'8" and 400lbs so no one could open it, called 9-1-1 many times.
He constantly is calling our house and bugging my mom(she just can't give in to my demands for us to change our number) about helping him do these money programs(he is so smart he has figured out hundreds of loopholes in many government programs).
Right now he is on social worker # 7 and lives in an $8/month apartment in a shitty part of town, my mom began to record many of his messages and some phone conversations a while back because some of them are just so outrageous. Sadly we don't have some of the best ones anymore, but I have about 5 jewels that I feel are pretty hilarious and I lack any respect for this man anymore so I'm pretty much exploiting his condition for some laughs.
These have been on youtube for a while with my awful video making abilities(the still is a picture from my parent's wedding in 1974), but now it is your turn to view them, enjoy.
Did I mention his voice reaches an octave so deep that it hurts your ears because it's inconceivable that human's voice could be that low? Tay Zonday can't touch this guy. He's called the cops so many times that they know who he is and don't even bother doing welfare checks on him anymore, he also tends to tell us that he's killed people(child molesters specifically) often or that the Hmongs next door to him have attacked him, etc etc
Insane Drunk Volume I
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Insane Drunk Volume IV
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Insane Drunk Volume VI
UPDATE! 5/1 - Volume VI now up!
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Canada9720 Posts
"But I tell you what... this is gonna be my job from now on"
ROFL
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United States4024 Posts
Hahahaha, your uncle is hilarious. Combine Rick Astley and Tay Zonday and you still got nothing on him. Hopefully more are to come! Try to make him post on TL when he's drunk.
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Canada9720 Posts
i listened to all of them and now i feel pretty sad for the big guy
edit: but i still rofl'd a bit
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I have some other recordings on my computer already and some others I need to transfer on, but they really aren't as good as these five.
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On April 29 2009 15:03 Grobyc wrote:oh my god. I dont know whether to laugh or pity him.... + Show Spoiler +
good choice
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Being who I am I pity him :[
But LOL WTF at some of the things he says lolol
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On April 29 2009 12:24 CTStalker wrote:
"But I tell you what... this is gonna be my job from now on"
ROFL
I almost broke a rib laughing at that.
A part of me wishes this man was in my life.
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LOL maybe this is why your mom doesn't want the number changed.
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On April 29 2009 12:24 CTStalker wrote:
"But I tell you what... this is gonna be my job from now on"
ROFL
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loooooooooooooool
goan be mah job from now on
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Apparently he called this morning while I was at work and asked us to go over and vacuum/shampoo is carpet for the section 8 inspection or some shit, I'll transfer some more messages onto my computer, do subtitles and post the links later.
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i feel kind of bad for him but oh wow he is hilarious
wtf is with all the killing of molesters, lol, is he for real?
wtf
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UPDATE 5/1 : Volume VI is now uploaded, Volume VII later next week!
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