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[The Ghetto Cook] IX: Hodgepodge

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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-11 05:47:18
November 11 2011 04:46 GMT
#1
EDIT: Thanks to the mod who changed the title

The Ghetto Cook
Part Neuf: Hodgepodge


Introduction

Hello all, welcome to the ninth installment of TGC. This is a more informal installment where I show you a couple of the more simpler things I make when I'm out of ideas or ingredients, or just plain lazy. These dishes may not impress anyone, but they're easy to whip up to fill your hunger in a pinch. Even for people who love to cook like me, sometimes I'm only cooking because I need to eat.

Level One: Pizza Baguettes

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A blend of America and France, just like Stephano. USA! USA! USA!

Baguettes are the end of one baking process, but they are also the beginning of many others. This is a good way to give stale baguettes back their crispy crust. They're also fucking easy to make.

Preheat oven to 400F. Chop your baguette into roughly 8 inch to 1 foot sections, then slice them in half. Add pizza toppings. Pictured is the simplest possible mix, marinara sauce with pepper jack cheese (what I had on hand at the time). Feel free to experiment with many different toppings. Alternatively, if you wish to turn this into an hors d'oeuvre, slice baguettes via cross sections instead of lengthwise. This will give you many smaller pieces for more servings.

Pop the suckers into the oven for about 10-12 minutes. I prefer them slightly over-done with the cheese just starting to turn yellow at the edges, as I find this give you a crispier crust.

Level Two: Vegetable Soup

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This is what happens when your camera shits all over the colors of autumn.

More specifically, this is a variation of home style vegetable soup very common in my home town of Shanghai, China. Total ingredients in the picture above as follows: potatoes, tomatoes, green cabbage, chicken broth, salt, vegetable oil. The chicken broth was made from scratch. If you also wish to make your broth from scratch, you will need various chicken scraps/bones, a smaller second pot and a strainer (strongly recommended).

First, fill your smaller pot with as much water as you will use in the main soup. Bring this to a boil. Meanwhile, chop potatoes, tomatoes, and cabbage into bite-sized pieces. Keep them in separate piles, as they will enter the soup at different times. Once the water has reached a boil, simmer your chicken scraps for maybe five to ten minutes.

At the same time, pour about a tablespoon of oil into your main pot and dump the tomatoes in with some salt. Cook the tomatoes until they are soft and mushy, almost like a sauce. The longer you cook the tomatoes and the more tomatoes you use, the redder your resulting soup will be. These tomatoes, along with the chicken broth, will be the main flavoring agent for your soup. Once the tomatoes are cooked, strain your chicken broth (you'll see why once you've made this) into the main pot. Bring to a boil, then dump your potatoes into the pot. These will need to simmer for roughly fifteen minutes by themselves. After fifteen minutes, place the cabbage into the pot and cook until cabbage is no longer raw, but not completely tender (overcooked). Salt and pepper to taste.

A more American variation will possibly start with a trinity base of minced celery, onion, and carrots. You can also try blending this base (after sauteing) with the cooked tomatoes before adding potatoes and cabbage.

This soup is great in the colder months when hot, and can be served cool in the warmer months.

Level Three: Oatmeal Raisin

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Because these are the inferior cookie to Chewy Chocolate Chip (like all other cookies), they will not be featured in their own installment. No bias, just truth.

These particular cookies were adapted from the recipe found here. All credit goes to the original author. So ahh, just use that recipe. I'll only comment on things I found notable while following the instructions. Also, I leave you with this picture taken during the mixing process:

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The only deviation I made was that I only had dark brown sugar on hand instead of light brown sugar (hence the dark color of pictured cookies). YOU, on the other hand, should use light brown sugar. Technically there isn't much difference in the resulting flavor, but the problem with dark brown sugar is that it's damned impossible to tell when the cookies are done by color, since the cookies already look like they're burnt even when they are not. Bake for about 10-12 minutes.

As with many cookies, these will still be rather soft when you first pull them out of the oven, so a simple touch test will not work. Cool the cookies for at least five minutes before attempting to remove them from the rack. These cookies are a bit nutty in their flavor, so chopped/crushed nuts (probably walnuts) will be a fantastic complement.

In general, cookies are all pretty easy to make and fool proof. Just mix dry ingredients into wet ingredients, place onto cookie sheet/parchment paper, and bake for the duration instructed.

Conclusion

And that's the end. If you're a better cook than I am feel free to shit on anything/everything written here, but also please tell me what I've done wrong so I can stop you from shitting on future installments of TGC. If you wish to shit on past installments of TGC, you can click on the convenient links below:

Broccoli and Cheddar Soup
Cheapass Chili
Scallion Biscuits
Fake Fried Rice
Pan Fried Buns Part I
Pan Fried Buns Part II
French Fucking Toast
EZPZ Pasta
Basil Eggplant

Until next time, bon appetit!

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"Home cooking" is kind of a shitty term for me. It's usually to differentiate food made at home from "restaurant food", which is almost always superior in quality and taste. It takes an average home cook probably a couple of years at least just to produce food on par with a Waffle House or some other cheap diner. Hell, I'll even admit that some of the stuff I cook aren't even as good as a lot of the frozen shit you can get at a grocery store.

The point I'm getting at is that unless you love cooking or need to save money by eating at home, restaurants, fast food joints, and modern grocery stores are pretty huge disincentives to learning how to cook. In the modern American grocery store, the produce section is actually only about 20% or less of the rest of the store. Everything else is pre-made. People are cooking at home a lot less due to this influx of cheap pre-made foods.

In China, there are still a large number of open-air markets selling fresh produce that actively compete with the growing supermarket count, even in a massive megalopolis like Shanghai. You can find all sorts of seasonal fruits and vegetables in these markets, as well as a lot of live animals. Chickens and doves crammed in cages shitting on each other, fresh fish floating around in large fish tanks, squids, eels, frogs, and snails grouped in large plastic tubs filled via garden hoses. Ask the seller for a kilogram of squid, and it will be sliced, scrubbed, washed of ink, and bagged right in front of your eyes. Ask another seller for a couple of doves and they will be killed, drained of blood, then feathered for you in a matter of minutes.

All these markets feed into a massive home cooking population. But Chinese home cooking has its own problem, namely the overall lack of quality. I've eaten food cooked by dozens of Chinese home cooks, and they are all categorically inferior to food prepared in restaurants in terms of both flavor and innovation. This is curious, since I've eaten home cooked food by a smaller number of American home cooks, and American home cooks tend to be far better cooks in comparison. Perhaps it is because many American home cooks are driven more by their love of cooking than by necessity.

Anyhow, this is basically where I come in, raised on inferior cooking and faced with the American philosophy that home cooking actually doesn't have to be categorically inferior to professional, restaurant cooking. There are probably a shitload of fantastic home cooks in the US who don't want to actually enter the world of professional cooking, but possess superlative cooking skill honed through the love of cooking as a hobby.


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FaZe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada472 Posts
November 11 2011 05:39 GMT
#2
Fucking awesome. Reading all of TGC.
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[uci] Fizik
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States263 Posts
November 11 2011 06:00 GMT
#3
That pizza baguette is a waste, just go get some tomato, cut the bread along the width, get some fresh mozzarella, cut the tomatoes and mozzarella, add salt and pepper, cook in oven or microwave.
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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 11 2011 06:10 GMT
#4
On November 11 2011 15:00 [uci] Fizik wrote:
That pizza baguette is a waste, just go get some tomato, cut the bread along the width, get some fresh mozzarella, cut the tomatoes and mozzarella, add salt and pepper, cook in oven or microwave.


Wait... why would you microwave fresh mozzarella? That shit costs a lot >_>

I guess I should clarify, I make my own baguettes, and after the first day they get stale so I end up doing various things with them. What other kind of bread are you suggesting to use?
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hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
November 11 2011 07:41 GMT
#5
The pizza baguette -- I'm gonna try that. Those sound godly. I think you should retitle this "the godly cook." Gonna read all the other blogs I missed!
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Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-11 10:27:04
November 11 2011 10:20 GMT
#6
how on earth did i miss you previous blogs. I love myself some yummeh food!!

I agree on your view about home cooking, that its quite a disincentive to learn to cook at home with all the premade things.

Im not in a position where i have to save money luckily, but ofcourse when i go to supermarket im aware of what things cost. In the netherlands for example, for just me (single person household) a lot of times its cheaper to buy the premade foods (Heat-up Wok, Pasta or Chicken Salads) than to buy the lose ingredients. It not only saves me the time of cookng, it also always tastes delicious and i dont have any dishes to do.

Heck even a footlong subway sandwhich is cheaper than buying ingredients for a dinner (At our local subway after 5PM you can upgrade your sandwhich to footlong without having to pay extra).

I still however cook sometimes though, because well it gives a feeling of aclompishment (untill i see the huge pile of dishes)
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