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[The Ghetto Cook] VIII: Basil Eggplant

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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-04 06:35:23
November 04 2011 06:21 GMT
#1
The Ghetto Cook
Part Huit: Basil Eggplant


Introduction

So after seeing some of the other food blogs on the site, I became kind of ashamed at my own lack of cooking knowledge and skill. I can''t hold a candle to these guys in terms of food knowledge. What to do?

Time to switch it up. In Chinese home-style cuisine, eggplant and basil go hand in hand wonderfully well. This is a nice savory dish I've adapted with a few nifty tricks of my own. It looks nice, smells nice, and is pretty tasty to boot if you like eggplant, which you should. The vegetable has a great texture and absorbs flavors very well. The dish is also great served with rice, which I will show you how to make as well.

Overall time to make the dish is roughly 1 hour, of which ~40 is waiting time.

Ingredients

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New phone with better camera! Fuck yeah!

1 Eggplant*
1 Stick green onion, finely chopped
~3 oz Ground meat**
Basil ***
~1/2 tsp Salt
1 tbsp Soy Sauce****
1 tbsp White granulated sugar
1 tbsp Vegetable Oil
Minced Garlic (optional, or garlic powder)
Red Chili Pepper Flakes (optional)

*1 medium sized western eggplant, or 2 Asian type skinny eggplants
**Chicken is pictured, pork or beef preferred. I will discuss the difference in cooking approach for the different meats later.
*** Fresh is best, though for some reason I couldn't find fresh at my grocery store. About half a teaspoon dried is fine.
**** This is regular soy sauce. If using dark soy, only need about half as much. If you don't know the difference, look on your bottle. If it doesn't say "dark" it's regular or light.

If you are also making rice, make about enough to serve two.

Procedure

Part A: The Rice

First, this is a dish that goes well with rice. So I'll go into making the rice first. Generally you want a medium or short-grained rice to go with Asian dishes. I use Calrose rice, which is a medium-grained rice grown in the West Coast United States. It's a nice sticky rice with good texture. A lot of Asian restaurants are cheap and use Jasmine rice, which has a noticeably crappy texture. It's still passable, but try better quality rice some time and you will notice the difference.

Anyhow, pour out about 1 1/2 cups of rice, which is roughly enough for two people. Wash and rinse the rice once, pour out the water, then fill to about 50% higher than the depth of the rice in your pot. The amount of water varies with rice amount and mostly comes with experience, so it's actually hard for me to say. Here's an unhelpful picture (the only one I took):

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Uhh, yeah... just like that.

If you have a rice cooker, just use the rice cooker. If you don't, here's how you make it properly on the stove: first, turn heat on to simmer on one of the side stoves (the lowest it will go), and place the pot on the stove. Let the rice soak on the lowest heat for about 10 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes to make sure nothing gets burnt or cooked on the bottom. Then, turn heat up to medium and cook for about 20-25 minutes. Take rice off the heat after this amount of time, and let sit for about 10-15 minutes before serving.

Part B: Main Course

Anyone who has stir-fried with eggplant before knows that eggplant soaks up liquids fantastically well, including oil. Eggplant can soak up a LOT of oil, which also alters the way it cooks. The first step to this dish is overcoming this problem. Cube your eggplant into 1/2 inch pieces. If you're using Asian eggplant, you can slice it into fancy 1-inch triangular pieces by slicing diagonally starting from the head, then rotating at odd angles while lopping off more pieces. Dump the eggplant into a pot or pan large enough to hold it all. Then, sprinkle your 1/2 tsp of salt over the eggplant. Shake the pot around to coat all pieces, like this:

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Cutting into the raw flesh of an eggplant and then salting all the wounds. What do you vegetarians think about that, huh?

Let the eggplant sit for about 40 minutes. This allows the salt to bring the moisture in the eggplant out onto the surface. This slick layer of water then prevents oil from being soaked into the eggplant. Nifty, right?

When your eggplant is ready, put your pot onto the stove and crank the heat up to highest. If you're using a non-stick pot you should temper the pot at medium heat for about 5 minutes before cranking the heat way up. Add oil. When the oil turns viscous and you can roll it around easily in the pot, you're ready to cook.

IF YOU ARE USING GROUND CHICKEN: Dump the chicken into the insanely hot oil and flash-fry it for about 5 seconds, then remove from heat. This allows you to infuse the oil with the flavor of chicken but not overcook the chicken. Fry the minced garlic next if you are using that. If not, dump your salted eggplant into the pot and skip the next paragraph.

IF YOU ARE USING GROUND PORK OR BEEF: Fry minced garlic first for about 30 seconds first. If you are not using garlic, dump eggplant and meat into the pot at the same time.

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All shiny, unlike your pokemon.

Stir fry the eggplant for about a minute to coat it all in oil. Then, pour the soy sauce in. Stir fry until soy sauce is dry, and add the sugar and dried basil (only if you are using dried! If you are using fresh basil you add it in the end). Continue to stir fry until the eggplant is soft and almost (but not completely!) mushy. That's when it is completely cooked through. Add chicken, fresh basil, and green onion in the end. Toss for 10-15 seconds, plate, and serve with rice.

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You rike?

Through the entire cooking process, your pot should be relatively dry. All moisture is either absorbed into the eggplant or evaporated by the heat. If there is any moisture, then either you put in too much soy sauce or the heat is not high enough. As you cook the eggplant will take on a lovely sheen like you see in restaurants.

The Result

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Stupid camera subdues the green color of scallions D:

4.8 / 5 I really wanted to try this with fresh herbs, but it still turned out really nice. This is one of the rare dishes that I'm able to perfect by adapting a few tricks from other dishes I know. The meat in the picture is still white because I didn't put any soy sauce in the chicken. If you are using beef or pork, that meat should turn brown because you are cooking it alongside your eggplant. If you wish to make a more visual impact, do not cook the green onion at all, but instead sprinkle it onto the eggplant after plating as a garnish.

Bonus Section: Flashbacks

Here, I'd like to respond to a couple of comments from one of the previous installments, on French fucking toast. I have since tried a few suggestions from the comments and would like to report back.

On September 15 2011 00:07 TimmyMac wrote:
Not bad. You can make better baguettes by axing the sugar and making a flour-water-yeast poolish the day before baking it. That way the yeast has time to work on the flour and add all its deliciousness. Looks like you might want to up the hydration too, they look kinda dry


I would like to thank this man for opening my eyes to a whole new world of baking. Yes, baguettes made with a poolish is fucking awesome. Even with all-purpose flour I was able to make baguettes with some nice large air pockets and a thin, crispy crust.

Basically a poolish is a batter-like mixture you make the night before to let yeast develop. It is then incorporated into the main dough to make the bread. To make a poolish:

For All Purpose Flour:
1 1/4 cups flour
3/4 cups water
1/4 tsp yeast

For Bread Flour:
1 1/2 cups flour
1 1/2 cups water
1/4 tsp yeast

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You would be foolish to mistake this poolish for... anything else that rhymes with poolish but isn't actually poolish.

Either cover with plastic wrap or a lid (but not airtight, to let the yeast breathe). Leave at room temperature overnight. When you are ready to make the bread, simply mix the rest of the ingredients needed to make bread minus the poolish (e.g. only an additional 3/4 cups water and 2 3/4 cups flour since you already have the rest in the poolish.) Mix everything into a dough, and proceed with baking and kneading as usual.

On September 15 2011 00:36 kakaman wrote:
French toast without challah bread is not french toast...just no


This post actually irrationally pissed me off to no end, probably because behind its arrogance reeks the smell of a man whose most complex culinary act consists of making a bowl of cereal.

Anyhow, like a real man, I actually went out and made my own challah bread. Sorry, no pics And then I ate it. I'm happy to report that no, this comment is WRONG. French toast is best made with a salty bread like a baguette.

The fantastic deliciousness of french toast made with baguettes comes from the curiously sharp and distinct contrast the saltiness of the bread makes with the sweetness of the custard. This is different from most other foods, where one would expect the sweet and the salty in a food item to mix together, to form a taste that is neither here nor there.

Challah bread, on the other hand, is a semi-sweet bread. French toast made with this bread would not have the fantastic contrast that baguette french toast has. Therefore, it is inherently inferior in taste.

...And that's all. I'll get off my high horse now and brood over how some other people on TL are way better cooks than I am.

Conclusion

Thus ends yet another edition of TGC. I realize that these installments are becoming fewer and farther in between. Hopefully the next installment will come much faster. Again, questions and comments are welcome, especially if you know what I've done wrong or could have done better. If this installment isn't ghetto enough for your tastes, feel free to browse through the previous installments of TGC:

Broccoli and Cheddar Soup
Cheapass Chili
Scallion Biscuits
Fake Fried Rice
Pan Fried Buns Part I
Pan Fried Buns Part II
French Fucking Toast
EZPZ Pasta

Thanks for reading!

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Logic is Overrated
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-04 06:33:01
November 04 2011 06:31 GMT
#2
Ghoulish.
I won't go further so people that just look at the pictures are confused.


Shallots do nicely over scallions and while they're a little pricier they have an amazing flavor.
Edit: If sugar cookie was the third option I literally couldn't choose. Why not just make a poll saying What do you like more? Not drowning or not being on fire? There's no way I can choose!
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
November 04 2011 06:53 GMT
#3
Eggplant <3 And the best cookie is Chocolate chip cookie.
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 04 2011 07:02 GMT
#4
On November 04 2011 15:31 Probe1 wrote:
Ghoulish.
I won't go further so people that just look at the pictures are confused.


Shallots do nicely over scallions and while they're a little pricier they have an amazing flavor.
Edit: If sugar cookie was the third option I literally couldn't choose. Why not just make a poll saying What do you like more? Not drowning or not being on fire? There's no way I can choose!


I stopped trying to think of rhyming words when I saw AOL was about to come on

And shallots... I can never remember about them when I go get groceries, my mind is permanently stuck on green onions. Must be an Asian thing.

As for the cookie thing, Chewy Chocolate Chip is a personal favorite, blame Artosis for oatmeal raisin.
Logic is Overrated
rUiNati0n
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1155 Posts
November 04 2011 07:08 GMT
#5
I wish I had a kitchen so I cold make this; it looks so good t.t. Oatmeal raisin cookies are more like muffins in my opinion. They are vaguely "healthier" and good for breakfast and snacks. Chewy chocolate chip cookies are much better for dessert.
eating corn while thinking about eating more corn
j0k3r
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States577 Posts
November 04 2011 08:38 GMT
#6
I never knew about the salt trick. Makes a lot of sense I'm gonna have to steal that from you. I always end up with too much liquid... I just chalked it up to the eggplant itself but called it failsauce. Now I can make restaurant style eggplant
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