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(A poem by an anti fan)
So why does CJ suck?
They suck because of many reasons
I'll tell you now, plain, straight up
They suck because Effort is overrated
In all his life has he won a league cup?
They suck because Effort is overpowered
All ace matches are played by him
They suck because they pick strange aces
who aren't Effort but always seem to win
One day they'll lose because
Effort won't be coping
One day they'll lose because
Iris and Kwanro and Much and Skyhigh and Movie and Snow will all be choking
One day they'll lose a best of seven
Because... you know... something might happen
(I know it's unlikely, I know there's doubt,
but in this game you can't count anything out)
I hate them because Skyhigh cheeses!
I hate them because Much wheezes!
I hate them because they never grin!
But most of all I hate them BECAUSE THEY WIN!
 
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Is this the part where you cry and storm out of the room after reading your poem? Ala 10 things i hate about you?
CJ then buys you a guitar, and wins you over with his rugged australian accent.
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
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Germany2762 Posts
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
exactly what i thought... pathetic.
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Oh dear, it seems people have a problem separating the speaker from the poet. Oh well, my fault, perhaps.
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Your fault for publishing a shitty, anti-fan, raging poem indeed. I give you that.
Edit: are we supposed to discern that it isn't yours anyway? I mean when people post stuff without clarifying it's not theirs, others usually assume (for a reason) that it is.
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66366 Posts
People don't know how much of a CJ fan Storyteller is
HE HAS A FUCKING G.O SHIRT WTFFFFFFFASKHLDASD
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konadora
Singapore66366 Posts
Speaking of which, we didn't talk much =(
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Obviously he's not raging because "his" team lost to CJ. Actually his team is CJ. Just look at that part:
One day they'll lose a best of seven
Because... you know... something might happen
(I know it's unlikely, I know there's doubt,
but in this game you can't count anything out)
Who, other than a CJ fanboy, would say this?
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On July 27 2009 20:03 konadora wrote:
Speaking of which, we didn't talk much =(
Yeah, sorry, the chicken rice table was kind of looooooooong. Wait till December hols =)
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CJ has perhaps the greatest record in minting fresh talent. I simply don't understand.
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Good poem, The Storyteller...and I'm even not a CJ fan  .
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
*facepalm*
On July 27 2009 19:55 Naib wrote:
Your fault for publishing a shitty, anti-fan, raging poem indeed. I give you that.
Edit: are we supposed to discern that it isn't yours anyway? I mean when people post stuff without clarifying it's not theirs, others usually assume (for a reason) that it is.
*two facepalms*
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It is actually funny that the poem is so close to the truth.(Besides sucking and hating part) ^^
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Haha, CJ fans embarassing themselves ^_^
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Canada1430 Posts
Obviously he does not hate CJ...Very nicely written though...
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On July 27 2009 20:57 Turbovolver wrote:
Haha, CJ fans embarassing themselves ^_^
ahaha. its just to bad 
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EPT
