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Why CJ sucks

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The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 27 2009 10:12 GMT
#1
(A poem by an anti fan)

So why does CJ suck?

They suck because of many reasons
I'll tell you now, plain, straight up
They suck because Effort is overrated
In all his life has he won a league cup?
They suck because Effort is overpowered
All ace matches are played by him
They suck because they pick strange aces
who aren't Effort but always seem to win

One day they'll lose because
Effort won't be coping
One day they'll lose because
Iris and Kwanro and Much and Skyhigh and Movie and Snow will all be choking
One day they'll lose a best of seven
Because... you know... something might happen

(I know it's unlikely, I know there's doubt,
but in this game you can't count anything out)

I hate them because Skyhigh cheeses!
I hate them because Much wheezes!
I hate them because they never grin!
But most of all I hate them BECAUSE THEY WIN!

*****
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 10:17:07
July 27 2009 10:16 GMT
#2
Is this the part where you cry and storm out of the room after reading your poem? Ala 10 things i hate about you?
CJ then buys you a guitar, and wins you over with his rugged australian accent.
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 27 2009 10:21 GMT
#3
1/5
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4952 Posts
July 27 2009 10:38 GMT
#4
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
Complete the cycle!
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
July 27 2009 10:50 GMT
#5
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.


exactly what i thought... pathetic.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 27 2009 10:54 GMT
#6
Oh dear, it seems people have a problem separating the speaker from the poet. Oh well, my fault, perhaps.
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4952 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 10:56:52
July 27 2009 10:55 GMT
#7
Your fault for publishing a shitty, anti-fan, raging poem indeed. I give you that.

Edit: are we supposed to discern that it isn't yours anyway? I mean when people post stuff without clarifying it's not theirs, others usually assume (for a reason) that it is.
Complete the cycle!
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
July 27 2009 10:56 GMT
#8
The reactions in this thread are priceless
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44975
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 27 2009 10:56 GMT
#9
On July 27 2009 19:56 Plexa wrote:
The reactions in this thread are priceless
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44975


They are indeed =)
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
July 27 2009 11:03 GMT
#10
People don't know how much of a CJ fan Storyteller is

HE HAS A FUCKING G.O SHIRT WTFFFFFFFASKHLDASD
POGGERS
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
July 27 2009 11:03 GMT
#11
Speaking of which, we didn't talk much =(
POGGERS
GoSu
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Korea (South)1773 Posts
July 27 2009 11:11 GMT
#12
1/5... ㅠ.ㅠ
#1 olleh KT 팬 http://sports.kt.com/ | #1 김택용 선수 팬 | 좋은 선수: 송병구, 이제동, 도제욱, 정명훈, 이성은 | KeSPA 한국 e-Sports 협회
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
July 27 2009 11:16 GMT
#13
Obviously he's not raging because "his" team lost to CJ. Actually his team is CJ. Just look at that part:


One day they'll lose a best of seven
Because... you know... something might happen

(I know it's unlikely, I know there's doubt,
but in this game you can't count anything out)


Who, other than a CJ fanboy, would say this?
Freedom is a stranger
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 27 2009 11:19 GMT
#14
On July 27 2009 20:03 konadora wrote:
Speaking of which, we didn't talk much =(


Yeah, sorry, the chicken rice table was kind of looooooooong. Wait till December hols =)
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
July 27 2009 11:27 GMT
#15
CJ has perhaps the greatest record in minting fresh talent. I simply don't understand.
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
July 27 2009 11:33 GMT
#16
Good poem, The Storyteller...and I'm even not a CJ fan .


On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.


*facepalm*

On July 27 2009 19:55 Naib wrote:
Your fault for publishing a shitty, anti-fan, raging poem indeed. I give you that.

Edit: are we supposed to discern that it isn't yours anyway? I mean when people post stuff without clarifying it's not theirs, others usually assume (for a reason) that it is.


*two facepalms*
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
July 27 2009 11:48 GMT
#17
It is actually funny that the poem is so close to the truth.(Besides sucking and hating part) ^^
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2450 Posts
July 27 2009 11:57 GMT
#18
Haha, CJ fans embarassing themselves ^_^
The original Bogus fan.
G3CKO
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1430 Posts
July 27 2009 11:58 GMT
#19
Obviously he does not hate CJ...Very nicely written though...
┌⋉⊳∀⊲) ☆ If your soul has not truly given up, then you can hear the sound that races through the end of the world.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
July 27 2009 12:04 GMT
#20
On July 27 2009 20:57 Turbovolver wrote:
Haha, CJ fans embarassing themselves ^_^


ahaha. its just to bad
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
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