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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
July 27 2009 12:27 GMT
#21
isn't being overrated, but overpowered at the same time a contradiction?
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 12:48:32
July 27 2009 12:28 GMT
#22
I'll refer to this when CJ wins against OZ and come back to haunt ya.... be prepared...

1.5/5
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Batibot
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines348 Posts
July 27 2009 12:31 GMT
#23
Stupid people trying to identify the author with the persona. Persona is the person telling or is the person on which the point of view of the poem/writing is taken. Author does NOT EQUATE to the persona.
Jaedong has to be a Bonjwa. Tired of of rooting for July.
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
July 27 2009 12:48 GMT
#24
Storyteller record a vid and read it out loud imo.
I don't get the flow of the poem, anyone care to emphasize the key syllables?
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
July 27 2009 13:07 GMT
#25
people in this thread make me facepalm. PLEASE read the link Plexa gave?
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 27 2009 13:17 GMT
#26
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.

It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.

[image loading]
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 13:23:31
July 27 2009 13:21 GMT
#27
great poem describing the true reason why something like a CJ anti fan even exists =)


On July 27 2009 21:27 poilord wrote:
isn't being overrated, but overpowered at the same time a contradiction?


Yes it is, that's the point


haha I just looked up what "wheeze" means, haha very funny
cj hwaiting
beep boop
malathion
Profile Joined March 2009
United States362 Posts
July 27 2009 13:28 GMT
#28
CJ fan here

Have a sense of humor, the poem was funny and light hearted
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 27 2009 14:10 GMT
#29
On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.

It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.

[image loading]



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 27 2009 14:14 GMT
#30
On July 27 2009 23:10 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.

It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.

[image loading]



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


At least we don't have it anymore

this poem warmed my CJ fan heart
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
July 27 2009 14:28 GMT
#31
God some of the people in this thread are so fucking stupid its hard to believe they're not trolling
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1848 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 14:29:55
July 27 2009 14:29 GMT
#32
Ban The Storyteller

(does xcetron support CJ?)
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66363 Posts
July 27 2009 14:33 GMT
#33
I think The Storyteller should just stick to storytelling
POGGERS
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
July 27 2009 14:36 GMT
#34
I'm lolling at how many CJ fans replied without reading/understanding the OP.
TranslatorBaa!
softer
Profile Joined January 2005
Norway104 Posts
July 27 2009 15:10 GMT
#35
On July 27 2009 21:31 Batibot323 wrote:
Stupid people trying to identify the author with the persona. Persona is the person telling or is the person on which the point of view of the poem/writing is taken. Author does NOT EQUATE to the persona.


Well said.
Nice poem
Visualize success, but dont believe your eyes
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
July 27 2009 15:11 GMT
#36
hahah its actually quite funny
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
July 27 2009 15:37 GMT
#37
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
July 27 2009 15:48 GMT
#38
On July 28 2009 00:37 adelarge wrote:
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead.

Seriously. You guys are making SKT fans look like Harvard Law Graduates.
dats racist
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 27 2009 21:13 GMT
#39
Oh man I face-palmed so hard in this thread

I really like the interview that Plexa posted :D
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
July 27 2009 21:49 GMT
#40
WTF
he owns a g.o jacket given by XELLOS HIMSELF?
I am so jealous.
Sullifam
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