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Why CJ sucks - Page 3

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Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-27 21:54:51
July 27 2009 21:54 GMT
#41
On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.

It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.

[image loading]

whats so funny in this pic,becouse capitals have similar names?
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 27 2009 21:57 GMT
#42
hungary's proximity to ... romania
Hates Fun🤔
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
July 27 2009 22:24 GMT
#43
he's dumb in our dota games too! dumb naib!
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 27 2009 23:18 GMT
#44
On July 28 2009 06:54 Itachii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.

It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.

[image loading]

whats so funny in this pic,becouse capitals have similar names?

good one
Light]N[exuS
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Hong Kong42 Posts
July 28 2009 09:35 GMT
#45
Even if you were to assume he was identifying himself with the poet, which I did, it's still pretty goddamn obvious it's a joke. It's a poem...about SC...written in a very lighthearted manner.
Game
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3191 Posts
July 28 2009 09:59 GMT
#46
On July 27 2009 19:21 Spenguin wrote:
1/5

SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66158 Posts
July 28 2009 10:39 GMT
#47
All you idiots who rate this blog 1/5 need to learn some history lesson
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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-28 11:29:36
July 28 2009 11:29 GMT
#48
On July 28 2009 00:48 MrHoon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2009 00:37 adelarge wrote:
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead.

Seriously. You guys are making SKT fans look like Harvard Law Graduates.


In their defense, when I read the thread title I clicked on it, already being angry I thought "oh wtf did that guy write, I'm gonna tear that piece of shit to shreds" so because some emotions rise up some people might not properly read the poem and not realise he was being ironic.
I think he should have chosen a title with a slightly more neutral colour, like "the anti-cj poem" instead of "why cj sucks", then people wouldn't be as angry clicking to get to the thread without even having read it yet.

Hope that made sense, not sure I chose the right words.

But yeah still pretty silly to answer the op when you don't even get what he was saying
beep boop
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
July 28 2009 20:00 GMT
#49
guys, if you actually take off the fanboy rage blinders and read the poem, you'd see it actually makes fun of CJ anti-fans

there's no persona distinction or "its not his" or whatever, because its a PRO-CJ poem

geez
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
July 28 2009 20:01 GMT
#50
this makes CJ fans look so bad

READ THE POEM IT MAKES FUN OF CJ ANTIFANS
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
July 28 2009 22:21 GMT
#51
Plexa's FE on boxer anyone?
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
July 29 2009 00:51 GMT
#52
haha. I thought this was originally written in Korean and translated. But now that I know it's not I think the poem is OK, could do better.
ggyo...
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 01:00:45
July 29 2009 01:00 GMT
#53
On July 29 2009 05:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
this makes CJ fans look so bad


there is a direct correlation between CJ fans and people who believe sAviOr will destroy in 2009 (and post about it)

I read this before anyone had posted a reply and I knew this shit would happen looool
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27148 Posts
July 29 2009 01:48 GMT
#54
I swear to god, for people who are supposed to be READING a forum, a lot of people really suck at it.
ModeratorGodfather
crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 02:21:51
July 29 2009 02:20 GMT
#55
On July 28 2009 20:29 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2009 00:48 MrHoon wrote:
On July 28 2009 00:37 adelarge wrote:
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead.

Seriously. You guys are making SKT fans look like Harvard Law Graduates.


In their defense, when I read the thread title I clicked on it, already being angry I thought "oh wtf did that guy write, I'm gonna tear that piece of shit to shreds" so because some emotions rise up some people might not properly read the poem and not realise he was being ironic.
I think he should have chosen a title with a slightly more neutral colour, like "the anti-cj poem" instead of "why cj sucks", then people wouldn't be as angry clicking to get to the thread without even having read it yet.

Hope that made sense, not sure I chose the right words.

But yeah still pretty silly to answer the op when you don't even get what he was saying


If you ask me, thats your fault (and all the people who didn't get it). For some reason i just knew that someone who puts that much effort into writing a funny hyperbolized poem probably don'tliterally mean any of the things he is writing.

he posted the thread title probably because its supposed to be funny along with the poem? It's irony and sarcasm, but 75% of TL doesn't know what those two words mean anyways, so i guess he shouldve know THAT.

edit:
On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\

Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.

It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.

[image loading]


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHa
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 02:22:01
July 29 2009 02:21 GMT
#56
On July 27 2009 19:54 The Storyteller wrote:
Oh dear, it seems people have a problem separating the speaker from the poet. Oh well, my fault, perhaps.

hahahahah i actually said "UMMMMM" outloud when i saw you had written this haha.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 02:30:47
July 29 2009 02:29 GMT
#57
I voted this a 99/5 to make up for the slower folks.

It's now a 5.93 out of 5, and Storyteller's is the second highest rated blog on TL. Oops?
Administrator
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8091 Posts
July 29 2009 03:26 GMT
#58
rofl 1st page was so good
Free Palestine
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66158 Posts
July 29 2009 04:02 GMT
#59
lol sonuvbob
POGGERS
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-04 06:56:49
July 29 2009 14:49 GMT
#60
WOW! From a 1 to a 5.9!!!!! It's like... like... like WINNER'S LEAGUE FINALS 2009!!!!!!
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