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(A poem by an anti fan)
So why does CJ suck?
They suck because of many reasons
I'll tell you now, plain, straight up
They suck because Effort is overrated
In all his life has he won a league cup?
They suck because Effort is overpowered
All ace matches are played by him
They suck because they pick strange aces
who aren't Effort but always seem to win
One day they'll lose because
Effort won't be coping
One day they'll lose because
Iris and Kwanro and Much and Skyhigh and Movie and Snow will all be choking
One day they'll lose a best of seven
Because... you know... something might happen
(I know it's unlikely, I know there's doubt,
but in this game you can't count anything out)
I hate them because Skyhigh cheeses!
I hate them because Much wheezes!
I hate them because they never grin!
But most of all I hate them BECAUSE THEY WIN!
 
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Is this the part where you cry and storm out of the room after reading your poem? Ala 10 things i hate about you?
CJ then buys you a guitar, and wins you over with his rugged australian accent.
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
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Germany2762 Posts
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
exactly what i thought... pathetic.
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Oh dear, it seems people have a problem separating the speaker from the poet. Oh well, my fault, perhaps.
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Your fault for publishing a shitty, anti-fan, raging poem indeed. I give you that.
Edit: are we supposed to discern that it isn't yours anyway? I mean when people post stuff without clarifying it's not theirs, others usually assume (for a reason) that it is.
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66361 Posts
People don't know how much of a CJ fan Storyteller is
HE HAS A FUCKING G.O SHIRT WTFFFFFFFASKHLDASD
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konadora
Singapore66361 Posts
Speaking of which, we didn't talk much =(
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Obviously he's not raging because "his" team lost to CJ. Actually his team is CJ. Just look at that part:
One day they'll lose a best of seven
Because... you know... something might happen
(I know it's unlikely, I know there's doubt,
but in this game you can't count anything out)
Who, other than a CJ fanboy, would say this?
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On July 27 2009 20:03 konadora wrote:
Speaking of which, we didn't talk much =(
Yeah, sorry, the chicken rice table was kind of looooooooong. Wait till December hols =)
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CJ has perhaps the greatest record in minting fresh talent. I simply don't understand.
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Good poem, The Storyteller...and I'm even not a CJ fan  .
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
*facepalm*
On July 27 2009 19:55 Naib wrote:
Your fault for publishing a shitty, anti-fan, raging poem indeed. I give you that.
Edit: are we supposed to discern that it isn't yours anyway? I mean when people post stuff without clarifying it's not theirs, others usually assume (for a reason) that it is.
*two facepalms*
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It is actually funny that the poem is so close to the truth.(Besides sucking and hating part) ^^
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Haha, CJ fans embarassing themselves ^_^
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Obviously he does not hate CJ...Very nicely written though...
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On July 27 2009 20:57 Turbovolver wrote:
Haha, CJ fans embarassing themselves ^_^
ahaha. its just to bad 
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isn't being overrated, but overpowered at the same time a contradiction?
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I'll refer to this when CJ wins against OZ and come back to haunt ya.... be prepared...
1.5/5
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Stupid people trying to identify the author with the persona. Persona is the person telling or is the person on which the point of view of the poem/writing is taken. Author does NOT EQUATE to the persona.
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Storyteller record a vid and read it out loud imo.
I don't get the flow of the poem, anyone care to emphasize the key syllables?
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people in this thread make me facepalm. PLEASE read the link Plexa gave?
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United States22883 Posts
On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people.
It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.
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great poem describing the true reason why something like a CJ anti fan even exists =)
On July 27 2009 21:27 poilord wrote:
isn't being overrated, but overpowered at the same time a contradiction?
Yes it is, that's the point
haha I just looked up what "wheeze" means, haha very funny
cj hwaiting
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CJ fan here
Have a sense of humor, the poem was funny and light hearted
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people. It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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On July 27 2009 23:10 alffla wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people. It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
At least we don't have it anymore
this poem warmed my CJ fan heart
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God some of the people in this thread are so fucking stupid its hard to believe they're not trolling
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Ban The Storyteller
(does xcetron support CJ?)
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konadora
Singapore66361 Posts
I think The Storyteller should just stick to storytelling
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Baa?21244 Posts
I'm lolling at how many CJ fans replied without reading/understanding the OP.
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On July 27 2009 21:31 Batibot323 wrote:
Stupid people trying to identify the author with the persona. Persona is the person telling or is the person on which the point of view of the poem/writing is taken. Author does NOT EQUATE to the persona.
Well said.
Nice poem
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hahah its actually quite funny
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This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead.
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
On July 28 2009 00:37 adelarge wrote:
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead.
Seriously. You guys are making SKT fans look like Harvard Law Graduates.
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Oh man I face-palmed so hard in this thread
I really like the interview that Plexa posted :D
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WTF
he owns a g.o jacket given by XELLOS HIMSELF?
I am so jealous.
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On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people. It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.
whats so funny in this pic,becouse capitals have similar names?
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hungary's proximity to ... romania
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United States7166 Posts
he's dumb in our dota games too! dumb naib!
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On July 28 2009 06:54 Itachii wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people. It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem. whats so funny in this pic,becouse capitals have similar names?
good one
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Even if you were to assume he was identifying himself with the poet, which I did, it's still pretty goddamn obvious it's a joke. It's a poem...about SC...written in a very lighthearted manner.
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On July 27 2009 19:21 Spenguin wrote:
1/5
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konadora
Singapore66361 Posts
All you idiots who rate this blog 1/5 need to learn some history lesson
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On July 28 2009 00:48 MrHoon wrote:Show nested quote +On July 28 2009 00:37 adelarge wrote:
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead. Seriously. You guys are making SKT fans look like Harvard Law Graduates.
In their defense, when I read the thread title I clicked on it, already being angry I thought "oh wtf did that guy write, I'm gonna tear that piece of shit to shreds" so because some emotions rise up some people might not properly read the poem and not realise he was being ironic.
I think he should have chosen a title with a slightly more neutral colour, like "the anti-cj poem" instead of "why cj sucks", then people wouldn't be as angry clicking to get to the thread without even having read it yet.
Hope that made sense, not sure I chose the right words.
But yeah still pretty silly to answer the op when you don't even get what he was saying
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Braavos36399 Posts
guys, if you actually take off the fanboy rage blinders and read the poem, you'd see it actually makes fun of CJ anti-fans
there's no persona distinction or "its not his" or whatever, because its a PRO-CJ poem
geez
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Braavos36399 Posts
this makes CJ fans look so bad
READ THE POEM IT MAKES FUN OF CJ ANTIFANS
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Plexa's FE on boxer anyone?
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haha. I thought this was originally written in Korean and translated. But now that I know it's not I think the poem is OK, could do better.
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On July 29 2009 05:01 Hot_Bid wrote:this makes CJ fans look so bad
there is a direct correlation between CJ fans and people who believe sAviOr will destroy in 2009 (and post about it)
I read this before anyone had posted a reply and I knew this shit would happen looool
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Osaka27173 Posts
I swear to god, for people who are supposed to be READING a forum, a lot of people really suck at it.
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On July 28 2009 20:29 7mk wrote:Show nested quote +On July 28 2009 00:48 MrHoon wrote:On July 28 2009 00:37 adelarge wrote:
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead. Seriously. You guys are making SKT fans look like Harvard Law Graduates. In their defense, when I read the thread title I clicked on it, already being angry I thought "oh wtf did that guy write, I'm gonna tear that piece of shit to shreds" so because some emotions rise up some people might not properly read the poem and not realise he was being ironic. I think he should have chosen a title with a slightly more neutral colour, like "the anti-cj poem" instead of "why cj sucks", then people wouldn't be as angry clicking to get to the thread without even having read it yet. Hope that made sense, not sure I chose the right words.
But yeah still pretty silly to answer the op when you don't even get what he was saying
If you ask me, thats your fault (and all the people who didn't get it). For some reason i just knew that someone who puts that much effort into writing a funny hyperbolized poem probably don'tliterally mean any of the things he is writing.
he posted the thread title probably because its supposed to be funny along with the poem? It's irony and sarcasm, but 75% of TL doesn't know what those two words mean anyways, so i guess he shouldve know THAT.
edit:On July 27 2009 22:17 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On July 27 2009 19:38 Naib wrote:
So CJ sucks because they beat your fav. team? Fanboys these days =\
Can't you just enjoy good matches without slitting your wrists just 'cause your fav. player didn't win that day? I don't understand you, people. It's ok everyone. We figured out the problem.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHa
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On July 27 2009 19:54 The Storyteller wrote:
Oh dear, it seems people have a problem separating the speaker from the poet. Oh well, my fault, perhaps.
hahahahah i actually said "UMMMMM" outloud when i saw you had written this haha.
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I voted this a 99/5 to make up for the slower folks.
It's now a 5.93 out of 5, and Storyteller's is the second highest rated blog on TL. Oops?
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rofl 1st page was so good
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konadora
Singapore66361 Posts
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WOW! From a 1 to a 5.9!!!!! It's like... like... like WINNER'S LEAGUE FINALS 2009!!!!!!
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On July 29 2009 11:20 crazie-penguin wrote:Show nested quote +On July 28 2009 20:29 7mk wrote:On July 28 2009 00:48 MrHoon wrote:On July 28 2009 00:37 adelarge wrote:
This topic should be called "Why some CJ fans suck" instead. Seriously. You guys are making SKT fans look like Harvard Law Graduates. In their defense, when I read the thread title I clicked on it, already being angry I thought "oh wtf did that guy write, I'm gonna tear that piece of shit to shreds" so because some emotions rise up some people might not properly read the poem and not realise he was being ironic. I think he should have chosen a title with a slightly more neutral colour, like "the anti-cj poem" instead of "why cj sucks", then people wouldn't be as angry clicking to get to the thread without even having read it yet. Hope that made sense, not sure I chose the right words.
But yeah still pretty silly to answer the op when you don't even get what he was saying If you ask me, thats your fault (and all the people who didn't get it). For some reason i just knew that someone who puts that much effort into writing a funny hyperbolized poem probably don'tliterally mean any of the things he is writing. he posted the thread title probably because its supposed to be funny along with the poem? It's irony and sarcasm, but 75% of TL doesn't know what those two words mean anyways, so i guess he shouldve know THAT.
wtf are you talking about?
How is anything my fault? I did get it. The first thing I said is "great poem"
And I said the little bit of anger rose up BEFORE I actually entered the thread, meaning when I was still on TL frontpage and hadn't read anything yet.
And why did you put my last sentence in bolds? That is the one sentence basically still agreeing that "yes those who post before understanding it are a bit stupid"
Seems to me like you're now the one writing about a post he didn't even understand.
I agree with hotbid though it's certainly a bit sad that this is making CJ fans look bad
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On July 29 2009 23:49 The Storyteller wrote:
WOW! From a 1 to a 5.9!!!!! It's like... like... like WINNER'S LEAGUE 2009!!!!!!
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EPT
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