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Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
June 12 2009 18:31 GMT
#21
You're right, he's so disrespectful. You should teach him some manners.
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
June 12 2009 18:35 GMT
#22
Your dad is BM
정명훈 화이팅!~
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 12 2009 18:36 GMT
#23
On June 13 2009 03:16 AttackZerg wrote:
When I was young I had a similar problem.

If you get mad they win, if you act sad they feel bad.

Don't yell, just always respond sadly and promptly. It fucks up their game!


wow this is true ! I gonna try this lol
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 12 2009 18:44 GMT
#24
Delirium, how I wish to live in your house. My parent don't understand gaming to the extent that my mom calls YouTube, TL, and AIM "My Game" so I can't do anything on the computer if she is in the mindset of not wanting me to game.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 12 2009 18:48 GMT
#25
On June 13 2009 03:44 Archaic wrote:
Delirium, how I wish to live in your house. My parent don't understand gaming to the extent that my mom calls YouTube, TL, and AIM "My Game" so I can't do anything on the computer if she is in the mindset of not wanting me to game.


My parents actually hang on the internet pretty much ^^ My dad is often on a trading site called blocket.se which is a swedish site just like ebay.com, my mom is on facebook and myspace everyday. They respect everything with computer except computer games
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
aaro
Profile Joined December 2006
United States228 Posts
June 12 2009 18:48 GMT
#26
On June 13 2009 03:16 AttackZerg wrote:
When I was young I had a similar problem.

If you get mad they win, if you act sad they feel bad.

Don't yell, just always respond sadly and promptly. It fucks up their game!


QFT
Your drill is one that shall pierce through the heavens!
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
June 12 2009 18:48 GMT
#27
How could this happen to me?
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
June 12 2009 18:50 GMT
#28
On June 13 2009 03:44 Archaic wrote:
Delirium, how I wish to live in your house. My parent don't understand gaming to the extent that my mom calls YouTube, TL, and AIM "My Game" so I can't do anything on the computer if she is in the mindset of not wanting me to game.


this is like me EVERY day, yes even in summer.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 18:56 GMT
#29
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote:
You're right. You are a fucking douche.



I will brutally broomstick-ravish your entire family as I tie them up & force them to watch your grandmother give me a sea-bond gummer until I nut down her esophagus while simultaneously smacking your little sister in the eye with my freshly emptied testicles
No no no no its not mine!
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 12 2009 19:01 GMT
#30
On June 13 2009 03:56 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote:
You're right. You are a fucking douche.



I will brutally broomstick-ravish your entire family as I tie them up & force them to watch your grandmother give me a sea-bond gummer until I nut down her esophagus while simultaneously smacking your little sister in the eye with my freshly emptied testicles



You have problems son
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
June 12 2009 19:01 GMT
#31
On June 13 2009 03:56 Clasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote: You're right. You are a fucking douche.
I will brutally broomstick-ravish your entire family as I tie them up & force them to watch your grandmother give me a sea-bond gummer until I nut down her esophagus while simultaneously smacking your little sister in the eye with my freshly emptied testicles


On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote:
You're right. You are a fucking douche.


:D
Best advice is to grow up or move out. I did the latter.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 19:02 GMT
#32
On June 13 2009 04:01 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 03:56 Clasic wrote:
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote:
You're right. You are a fucking douche.



I will brutally broomstick-ravish your entire family as I tie them up & force them to watch your grandmother give me a sea-bond gummer until I nut down her esophagus while simultaneously smacking your little sister in the eye with my freshly emptied testicles



You have problems son


Lol I just c&ped if chill..
No no no no its not mine!
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
June 12 2009 19:02 GMT
#33
lul
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Gliche
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States811 Posts
June 12 2009 19:03 GMT
#34
ah i remember when i was going through puberty too. fun times...

you really do need to learn control your temper though.
KT fighting~!! | Designing things is fun!
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
June 12 2009 19:07 GMT
#35
Why did you say you were going to turn into a sunken colony? That makes no sense. I mean you could have evolved into a pokemon or morphed into a guardian or something else
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
June 12 2009 19:09 GMT
#36
On June 13 2009 04:01 h3r1n6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 03:56 Clasic wrote:
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote: You're right. You are a fucking douche.
I will brutally broomstick-ravish your entire family as I tie them up & force them to watch your grandmother give me a sea-bond gummer until I nut down her esophagus while simultaneously smacking your little sister in the eye with my freshly emptied testicles


Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote:
You're right. You are a fucking douche.


:D
Best advice is to grow up or move out. I did the latter.

Move out over being told to clean your room?
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 19:21 GMT
#37
On June 13 2009 04:07 Racenilatr wrote:
Why did you say you were going to turn into a sunken colony? That makes no sense. I mean you could have evolved into a pokemon or morphed into a guardian or something else


so I have enough defence to take on a zealot with no speed + no ups.
No no no no its not mine!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
June 12 2009 19:21 GMT
#38
I'm sorry OP but you seriously need to rethink your opinions. Your dad, helped bring you into this world, feeds you, provides you clothes, food, and puts a roof over your head, pay for your future college/university education, etc... You need to seriously listen to what they say. Who the fuck cares if they made you get one loss on a computer game. It's a fucking computer game. One loss isn't going to destroy your life. It's not like a university is going to reject you because "you lost one too many games at D+ level on iCCup".

I'm not in a good mood, so I'm going to tell you as it is. You are a spoiled kid who is choosing an imaginary record on an internet computer game over the responsibility you have to your parents. If I were your dad, I would kick your ass out of my house the moment you turned 18 for disrespect like that. But I'm not your dad, so I'm telling you how I see it.

Show your dad some god damn respect.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 12 2009 19:23 GMT
#39
oh my dear
IvanHoe
Profile Joined June 2009
14 Posts
June 12 2009 19:29 GMT
#40
douche canoe.
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