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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 17:30 GMT
#1
Ok this is how it went (Dad is bolded) :

Dad I'm almost D+ I just gotta beat this noob come on.
CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
Ok I'm going (pauses game)
(Leaves room)
I quickly get back on not doing shit to my room.
Your on that stupid thing again? I swear to god I'm going to break it
DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A SUNKEN COLONY.

*
No no no no its not mine!
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
June 12 2009 17:31 GMT
#2
DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A SUNKEN COLONY.
POGGERS
Skyze
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada2324 Posts
June 12 2009 17:32 GMT
#3
You're right. You are a fucking douche.
Canada Gaming ~~ The-Feared
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
June 12 2009 17:33 GMT
#4
aren't 13 year olds supposed to clean their rooms from time to time?
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 17:35:12
June 12 2009 17:34 GMT
#5
thats how it is at my place. literally (except no cleaning rooms XD), except he already broke it and i had to DL it off a torrent.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 12 2009 17:35 GMT
#6
'Honey, its time for dinner'
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 12 2009 17:35 GMT
#7
lol. Parents first. ICCup Rank second

True, they don't understand how important the game is to you, but fuck, they feed you, drive you places, and keep a roof over your head, as well as do countless other things for you.
Retired BW Noob
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 17:39:40
June 12 2009 17:37 GMT
#8
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote:
You're right. You are a fucking douche.


Indeed..I'm not sure how much sympathy you're (OP) going to get here with that - -;

nice last line though. gonna turn into a sunken colony XD
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 17:39:09
June 12 2009 17:38 GMT
#9
On June 13 2009 02:35 StarN wrote:
lol. Parents first. ICCup Rank second

True, they don't understand how important the game is to you, but fuck, they feed you, drive you places, and keep a roof over your head, as well as do countless other things for you.


True. Thing is, its always when I'm about to win..
I just get so annoyed but.. I just gotta keep my temper x.x

edit: SC isn't that important to me tbh, well it is sort of, but me and my friend were racing to C- T.T
No no no no its not mine!
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 12 2009 17:42 GMT
#10
Bah, happens to me too. It's just amazing how the most important of things come up right when you're playing.

Try to prioritize things thought. Unless it's some clanwar/really important game you should have no problem in saying "sorry, i g2g" and do whatever they tell you.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
June 12 2009 17:46 GMT
#11
On June 13 2009 02:31 konadora wrote:
Show nested quote +
DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A SUNKEN COLONY.


Seems your the only one to see his humor haha.
Firebathero is still the best!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 17:47:45
June 12 2009 17:47 GMT
#12
My parents make the dumbest shit soooo urgent. They be like COME DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!@::@:@:LKJhasdkfldfsfkTHISSECONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I'm like what? and they like hrm tomorrow i'm gonna go to the store ok?

and im like??? ok? and they like ok.

Then I can go back upstairs T.T Makes my head want to explode.
Nak Allstar.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 12 2009 17:51 GMT
#13
Did you clean your room yet?
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
June 12 2009 17:51 GMT
#14
On June 13 2009 02:47 MiniRoman wrote:
My parents make the dumbest shit soooo urgent. They be like COME DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!@::@:@:LKJhasdkfldfsfkTHISSECONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I'm like what? and they like hrm tomorrow i'm gonna go to the store ok?

and im like??? ok? and they like ok.

Then I can go back upstairs T.T Makes my head want to explode.


Yeah dude one time my dad called me in the living room when I was in the middle of a game with a friend of mine. He just said hi. I think hes messing with me on purpose -_-
No no no no its not mine!
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 12 2009 18:01 GMT
#15
On June 13 2009 02:51 Clasic wrote:
Yeah dude one time my dad called me in the living room when I was in the middle of a game with a friend of mine. He just said hi. I think hes messing with me on purpose -_-


Yea I get this alot when my family knows im gaming. What I hate more is that if they know I won't be able to give them attention b/c I told them im going to play they wait until im on a roll after winning 3-5 games AND THEN they want something from me. It makes me lose so much motivation knowing that im doing so well after 3-5 games that im in such an intense game that they insist they need me. Fuckin bullshit.
ya had ya shot kid!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
June 12 2009 18:03 GMT
#16
On June 13 2009 02:32 Skyze wrote:
You're right. You are a fucking douche.


This should have been /thread.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
June 12 2009 18:04 GMT
#17
I'm okay with breaking inbetween games to go do something I just hate when they can't wait 5 minutes and they all yelling through the house trying to have a conversation. Even worse when I'm playing street fighter and they cant wait like 30 seconds lol.

I also have to clean my room, fuck. But ya, my parents are sick, they let me freeload and are really nice so I do a lot for them. JUST WISH THE DUMBEST SHIT WASN'T SO URGENT!_!_!
Nak Allstar.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7579 Posts
June 12 2009 18:16 GMT
#18
When I was young I had a similar problem.

If you get mad they win, if you act sad they feel bad.

Don't yell, just always respond sadly and promptly. It fucks up their game!
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
June 12 2009 18:18 GMT
#19
"DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A SUNKEN COLONY"

If my quote-for-a-signature wasn't as epic as it was, this might've made a cameo for a bit. Hahaha.


I'm lucky. My parents are very understanding and will just say stuff like, "dinner is going to be ready soon, so don't start another game. Just watch some video's or replays." or "Hey, after this game will you *insert chore here*."
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
June 12 2009 18:27 GMT
#20
I seriously need to clean my room too.
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