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United States889 Posts
Now, I used to do a lot of team play. I didn't get into 1v1 until late last year. Now, as I used to do this a lot, I've heard some pretty crazy things, and I've seen some pretty crazy things, like the guy who started building Arbiter Tribunals in the middle of the map, but here are some things, most of them extrapolated in some way from experiences I've had in team play, that you don't want to hear your partner say:
10. I'm gonna five pool.
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
8. Just a sec, I've gotta piss
7. I've got five dark archons. (his response to 'How are you doing over there?' )
6. Why would you corsairs? Scouts are much better. (Followed up with: )
5. Should I get speed or sight first?
4. Just dropped my third spire
3. Can you destroy my barracks? My units can't get out.
2. What happened to my drones?
1. I am so durnk right nwo
Sometimes I feel like I've seen it all, from the pure defiler/science vessel once used against me, but it seems like every time I play I see something even stranger. I'm sure anybody who's done a good amount of team play has something here to contribute. Go for it.
 
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Ares[Effort]
DEMACIA6550 Posts
LOL, nice. Some of these I admit I did not understand but most of them are just hilarious.
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On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
I'm guilty of this one lol.
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my partner once asked me how you make lurkers. i was surprised because he didnt look that noob
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I play a lot of fastest when I'm drunk/high/lazy and what you list there doesn't come even close to what you can read at 3:00am in a fastest game.
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On April 28 2009 08:34 only_human89 wrote:
my partner once asked me how you make lurkers. i was surprised because he didnt look that noob
maybe he played without the expansion
the list was very funny btw
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-hey lets rush 1
>looks at their base<
-wtf are u doing?
"1 base bc dawg."
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Some of the ones I've encountered:
"hold on my maphack isn't working"
"this is my first game"
"power overwhelming"
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2 minutes into the game "sorry gotta go"
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Im bigger on team playing as well then 1v1 but yea I know what u mean on partner's saying stupid shit. I can't think of much right now but as of late I remember this 3v3 bgh which led to me being tripled team the first 8 mins of the game which l ended having to tell one of my partners to help me out and where to attack. After a few minutes of me being attacked while holding and telling my partner what to do it led to "GOD WHY DON'T YOU STFU". My only rebuttal was "well maybe if you knew wtf to do besides stay in your base I might stfu." We still won the game but yea some people out there still have trouble of knowing wtf is going on in the map. Oh the list was nice but I can be guilty of the having to pee and being drunk.
On April 28 2009 08:33 Mastermind wrote:Show nested quote +On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
I'm guilty of this one lol.
Hey it isn't so bad if its bgh'ers.
On April 28 2009 08:38 [DUF]MethodMan wrote:
I play a lot of fastest when I'm drunk/high/lazy and what you list there doesn't come even close to what you can read at 3:00am in a fastest game.
Oh man this is so true. I have a good friend that plays fmp and he tried to get me into it for awhile but OMG you can really read some stupid shit that people say. I stray away from any fmp now.
Edit: Oh like back in 2005 when i started to play this game again some guy joined our game and picked terran. Sure enough my ovie scouted him and he said "OMG WHAT IS THAT FLYING COW GOING TO DO?"......Let alone he had 3 scv's mining and 1 sitting.
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I'm cracking up so hard reading all these lines. I liked number 9, funny shiet
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On April 28 2009 08:48 Kennelie wrote:Show nested quote +On April 28 2009 08:33 Mastermind wrote:On April 28 2009 08:22 Arrian wrote:
9. Hey white, can you send me a command center? I'm gonna infest it.
I'm guilty of this one lol. Hey it isn't so bad if its bgh'ers.
It was bgh, back in 1999. It was my first multiplayer game ever and we were playing against comps. I ended up killing the cc before i could infest it because I forgot about it. I was able to get the guy to build me another one that I successfully infested. It was a pretty sad game all around. I think I had about 10 drones 30 mins into the game.
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When you hear someone say "black sheep wall" or "show me the money", it's time to leave.
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nah it gets bad when its already the minute mark where u have your 9/9 or 10/10 and "food for thought" just appears out of nowhere......
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United States47024 Posts
On April 28 2009 08:33 gusbear wrote:
"I think I'm pregnant"
On April 28 2009 08:36 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
"Is it in yet...?"
I lol'ed at these more than the OP.
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United States24637 Posts
"what are you doing get cannons"
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On April 28 2009 09:08 micronesia wrote:
"what are you doing get cannons"
hahhahah YESS XD
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"leave it on extra high please"
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Call the wrong name in bed
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"I'm going to fast tech"
My Protoss partner goes forge FE vs. double Protoss.
I fucking sighed.
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From the irc comments thread:
[15:01] <Naruto> I played a guy that was running around teh map like crazy, when I asked him what he's doing (I thought he dont know the map) he told me he's creeping
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On April 28 2009 08:33 gusbear wrote:
"I think I'm pregnant"
On April 28 2009 08:36 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
"Is it in yet...?"
Lol'd so hard XFD...
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*In a 3v3 bgh after my partner proceeds to make 15 cannons and no gateways as I get tripled*
Him: "you should have made some cannons you noob"
Me: "why didn't I think of that?"
*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"
*2 minutes into a 3v3 bgh when me and my partner are at opposite ends of the map*
Him: "back me up guys, im going carriers"
Me: "..."
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Before I clicked on this thread I thought it was gonna be a sex thread. I liked #2 and #3. Oh and.. hell, all of them. Chuckles.
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show me the money
show me the money
operation cwal
the gathering
power overwhelming
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"try to prolong your death as long as possible i'm getting carriers"
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On April 28 2009 10:44 TeNken.1 wrote:
*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"
Me: "..."
LOL someone tried that on me before.
I killed it and rushed into his base owned him because his unally was pretty late
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On April 28 2009 08:42 Nytefish wrote:
Some of the ones I've encountered:
"hold on my maphack isn't working"
"this is my first game"
"power overwhelming"
rofl
also...
"im so fukin high rite now"
though i don't wanna hear it, it's fukin funny
"dude how come it doesn't pause when i go to menu?"
"oh shitt the enemy gave me vision" (talking in reference to the vision he had of me... thought i was enemy...)
"wtf hack, these bunkers don't do anything..." (did'nt fill em up)
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On April 28 2009 12:23 coolcrimefighter wrote:Show nested quote +On April 28 2009 10:44 TeNken.1 wrote:
*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"
Me: "..." LOL someone tried that on me before. I killed it and rushed into his base owned him because his unally was pretty late
awww so MEAN
<3
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On April 28 2009 09:01 TheYango wrote:I lol'ed at these more than the OP.
speaking of laughter,
that would not be something you want to hear after pulling your shlong out.
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On April 28 2009 10:44 TeNken.1 wrote:
*In a 7v1 comp stomp game as I proceed to make a bunch of creep colonies in my 'allies' base*
Him: "dude what the hell are you doing"
Me: "im protecting you"
Him: "thx bro"
So, did you win?
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"What are you doing? Just keep massing Zealots and we'll win" (late game)
"Worker rush!!!"
"Oh shit I forgot to build observers" (While you get killed by DTs)
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ive stopped playing with noobs because of this.. it hurts to see this sometimes
"help, my worker is stuck behind the mineral patch"
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"yeah I uh have a fiance"
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me: c
c
c
c
c
him: what's c?
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On April 28 2009 16:01 HeavOnEarth wrote:
What's c? O_o
not funny,, o_O
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After I leave the game from being double-teamed by lurker/mech in a 2v2v2v2
"dude wtf why did you leave"
I explain to him to stop turtling in his base and help his partner out in a team game...very angrily.
"lol noob"
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really, what is c?
Most of the ones I dont like to hear were already mentioned:
"Keep it extra high"
"AC on"
"Power Overwhelming"
"From?" (I HATE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"Are we rushing?"
"Is there rush?"
"Nr 20"
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On April 28 2009 09:31 ilj.psa wrote:
"leave it on extra high please"
I fucking hate people who do that...I end up having to stop and give them a fucking LECTURE on why you want low...and then they shut up...and then find out I missed like three probes and my gas timing was off.
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Most unbelievable one ever
(for me anyway)
(this was a 2v2 on python, USEast)
Me: plan?
Him: I think ill ultralisk drop rush
Me: lol
(he proceeds to go 3 hatch...nothing. Just tech (way slower than my 9pool tech))
Me: dood do something
Him:... i know sry, almost done lair
Me: AT LEAST MAKE FUCKING LINGS
(at the end while we're getting raped)
Him: damn i knew i should have tried a lurker drop
Me:...
XenocideKnight has left the game
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how the hell do u guys not know "c"?
c = center
in team games on the hunters and whatnot, it's always c. to gather ur units at the center
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On April 29 2009 14:02 CapO wrote:
how the hell do u guys not know "c"?
c = center
in team games on the hunters and whatnot, it's always c. to gather ur units at the center
I didn't know it. =D
I think enough people here are 1v1 exclusive players we might not get it. (At first I thought it was a troll to get people to ask what it meant. ;p)
This ACTUALLY happened to me:
"WTF WHY ARENT MY BARRAX ATTACKING??"
My ally had floated his barracks into the enemy base.
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"im going dt"
(blood bath)
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CA10825 Posts
On April 29 2009 14:02 CapO wrote:
how the hell do u guys not know "c"?
c = center
in team games on the hunters and whatnot, it's always c. to gather ur units at the center
i've never heard that either.
most of the time people either just ping it or say "go mid" in my experience
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Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
"So what's the plan?" -> cannot believe this was not mentioned.
My answer is always: "Win."
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Me: "I'm opening 12 pool, what are you doing?"
Him: "Supply depot"
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Me: "remember the bo is 11 rax after depot"
a while later i take a look at his base again and he has 11 barracks...
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After a game
Dude: I used to play like 10 years ago, I had like 300-350 apm
Me: Cool, but can you scout on 8 plz
Dude: What If I'm @ 8 though?
Me: What? ....
+ Show Spoiler +he thought i meant clock position.
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On April 29 2009 15:20 LosingID8 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 29 2009 14:02 CapO wrote:
how the hell do u guys not know "c"?
c = center
in team games on the hunters and whatnot, it's always c. to gather ur units at the center
i've never heard that either. most of the time people either just ping it or say "go mid" in my experience
+1...I always ping it. I prefer pinging then typing.
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On April 29 2009 15:31 EvilTeletubby wrote:
"So what's the plan?" -> cannot believe this was not mentioned.
My answer is always: "Win."
I always hate when people say this. "Win" is not a plan, it's a goal.
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On April 29 2009 21:38 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Me: "remember the bo is 11 rax after depot"
a while later i take a look at his base again and he has 11 barracks...
Hahahaha
I've had that happen to me before 
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On April 29 2009 11:18 Leath wrote:
"From?" (I HATE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Knowing if someone is from your country and you can speak your own language is definitely important.
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While I'm splitting my drones in a 2v2 BGH game.
"Get scourges to kill dropships."
... It wasn't even a position where there's a cliff. Sigh.
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On April 28 2009 08:38 [DUF]MethodMan wrote:
I play a lot of fastest when I'm drunk/high/lazy and what you list there doesn't come even close to what you can read at 3:00am in a fastest/BGH game.
fixed.
Seriously I've had my ally "rush carriers" when he is in one of the shared chokes.
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"Honey, remember how we told the children not to play on the railroad tracks?"
"Well Jim, there's no reason why you shouldn't live another twenty to thirty years, however you will be bleeding constantly from both eyes."
"I'M PREGNANT; YOU'RE THE FATHER AND I'M GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!"
(Some George Carlin for you :p)
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One time my ally discusses early game plans with me (I randomed zerg, he was zerg, so we decided to dual 9 pool 12 o clock), and after 2 minutes he told me he forgot to turn on ally chat.
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EPT
