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Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
February 19 2009 23:14 GMT
#21
"I bought this from your store and it's broken! I want a new one."
"Sorry, we don't carry [insert product]. I couldn't give you a new one if I wanted to."

"I bought this from your store just the other day and it broke! I want a new one."
*product is slightly dirty and a little scratched from regular wear and tear... windex+paper towel would fix it*
*argues for roughly 45 minutes to 2 hours, interrupting other customers and blockading sales*
"Okay, although it doesn't have a warranty and all sales are final and we have two signs, one on the counter in front of you, and one on the wall in front of your face... sure, we'll give you an exchange."
"No! I want my money back. If I get another one it's just going to break again."
"Okay, do you have the receipt?" (I'm expecting a "no")
"Yes I do" *shows receipt* (I'm somewhat surprised)
*receipt shows the purchase was made 6 months ago* (not surprised)

"I want an exchange! I just bought this yesterday and it's all broken"
(I was working yesterday, customer did not come)
"Okay sure, if the item is unused you can exchange it within 15 days."
"I don't have the receipt! I wasn't planning on it breaking!!"
"Well it's store protocol that you should keep your receipt or make record of your receipt number for exchanges. . . . *sigh* but don't worry, I'll look you up in the system."
*customer mumbles something along the lines of "damn right bitch"*
"The system says the last sale of this discontinued item was over 2 months ago..."
"WELL THAT'S WRONG!! BECAUSE I ... I'M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN!!"
*customer storms off in a rage/embarrassment*

oh man, too many to tell...
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
February 19 2009 23:43 GMT
#22
I work a weekendjob at pizzahut and even though it doesnt happen often, we HAVE to do the same shit because of company policy

So get this:
If somebody orders a pizza and calls us saying that we delivered the wrong pizza...
we have to deliver a new pizza, according to company policy. Even if we're 100% sure that we delivered the right pizza.

Sometimes managers dont wanna follow company policy though
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thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
February 20 2009 00:10 GMT
#23
She was every right to complain, everyone has that certain meal that they don't like having too much of, but just enough. I can stand too much lettuce or onion on my hamburgers, just enough to get a taste of them at every bite.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
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