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SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
December 09 2008 05:42 GMT
#61
BA DUM TSH
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R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-09 06:03:46
December 09 2008 06:02 GMT
#62
On December 09 2008 09:50 Kuja900 wrote:
so all good starcraft players are amazing at dates, i dont see where the negative stereotype came from.

ps- i tried something crazy and desperate like last week it worked rofl

the naked man?

... u noe i think almost any girl who does the naked man would get it on... no questions asked

rofl
ggyo...
illeszt
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States350 Posts
December 09 2008 06:54 GMT
#63
On December 09 2008 14:42 SonuvBob wrote:
Defiler? I barely know 'er!


+REP
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
December 09 2008 07:01 GMT
#64
I'm feeling a "Real Men Of Genius" thing pretty soon with all this...
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-09 07:16:48
December 09 2008 07:16 GMT
#65
I'm sure many of you are dying to try a 1v3.

EDIT: make that a 1v2, let's not get too cocky about it!
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
December 09 2008 07:16 GMT
#66
you know whats funny, they guys are like "I'm DOING the naked man"
im going what? hes doing a naked man? wtf!
wander
Profile Joined October 2008
Japan45 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-09 10:54:45
December 09 2008 10:53 GMT
#67
Saw these a while back, seems fitting :-)

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
December 09 2008 11:11 GMT
#68
On December 09 2008 11:56 lilsusie wrote:
I want your zergling in my nydus canal. O_o

Wahahaha...

Thanks for the dude who uploaded the pic..

You can't play offrace in dating, haha.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
December 09 2008 11:12 GMT
#69
Nice blog.

very clever.
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Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
December 09 2008 13:58 GMT
#70
On December 09 2008 11:56 lilsusie wrote:
I want your zergling in my nydus canal. O_o


hah you've been dating too many koreans

them all have zerglings

EUROPEANS HAVE ULTRA'S BABEH YEAH

: (
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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
December 09 2008 14:04 GMT
#71
On December 09 2008 22:58 Twisted wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2008 11:56 lilsusie wrote:
I want your zergling in my nydus canal. O_o


hah you've been dating too many koreans

them all have zerglings

EUROPEANS HAVE ULTRA'S BABEH YEAH

: (

How about reavers? They have those glowing white scarabs that go boom.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
December 09 2008 14:41 GMT
#72
On December 09 2008 22:58 Twisted wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2008 11:56 lilsusie wrote:
I want your zergling in my nydus canal. O_o


hah you've been dating too many koreans

them all have zerglings

EUROPEANS HAVE ULTRA'S BABEH YEAH

: (


hahaha priceless
Promises
Profile Joined February 2004
Netherlands1821 Posts
December 09 2008 16:04 GMT
#73
Be wary of infesting her command centre.
I'm a man of my word, and that word is "unreliable".
Zerum
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden348 Posts
December 09 2008 16:23 GMT
#74
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.

-If you're getting frustrated, find someone better than you and go over replays to find out where you went wrong. Focus on one thing at a time; you're not going to become gosu overnight, so don't expect it. Get opinions from both sides of the matchup. A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.


I think you kinda stated that you can play offrace in dating to ^^
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
December 09 2008 16:27 GMT
#75
On December 10 2008 01:23 Zerum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.

-If you're getting frustrated, find someone better than you and go over replays to find out where you went wrong. Focus on one thing at a time; you're not going to become gosu overnight, so don't expect it. Get opinions from both sides of the matchup. A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.


I think you kinda stated that you can play offrace in dating to ^^



weeeelllll.... maybe. but it's a little more permanent. O.O
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
December 09 2008 18:19 GMT
#76
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.

I saw someone in my school's cafeteria the other day that looked a lot like (T)By.Baby and I couldn't tell the persyn's gender.
ToSs.Bag
Profile Joined December 2008
United States201 Posts
December 10 2008 04:05 GMT
#77
Women are like defilers, except when they consume..... they get fat as hell........

Chocolate scarabs FTW!
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
December 10 2008 06:02 GMT
#78
10 points for Griffindor!
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
December 10 2008 06:09 GMT
#79
rofl
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 10 2008 10:01 GMT
#80

-One good way to improve is to mass game.


haha this is so true
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