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meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
December 08 2008 18:00 GMT
#41
Actually, Starcraft can be applied to many real life situations. See Go Rin No Sho for comparison.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
December 08 2008 18:19 GMT
#42
u forgot most important...

don't hack or alli mine u r just being a douche

macro is important but nvr forget micro
ggyo...
Chameleon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States604 Posts
December 08 2008 18:24 GMT
#43
On December 08 2008 22:23 Infinity.SkyLark wrote:
wait, does anyone have the picture of a condom with boxers picture on it with the caption "400 apm? No problem!"

I can't seem to find it..


Ask and ye shall receive:

[image loading]
TL's #1 Horang2 fan
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2400 Posts
December 08 2008 19:00 GMT
#44
dont forget about terrain advantage and have your hydralisk miss
Disabled gamer - Diamond 3 (LoL) D+ Rank scrublord on BW. Bisu doesnt need DTs, He uses probes. just ask Flash.
ChoboOv
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada126 Posts
December 08 2008 19:20 GMT
#45
I just use the n00b race and 1a2a3a4a5a gg
aliceblue
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom43 Posts
December 08 2008 19:53 GMT
#46
Hahaha 5/5
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 20:34:49
December 08 2008 20:34 GMT
#47
On December 08 2008 18:04 Mikilatov wrote:
... And in both pursuits... You sometimes you get hit with the plaguuuuu. =(


Hahaha.

I love how SC can be related to almost every aspect of life.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 08 2008 21:09 GMT
#48
On December 08 2008 18:04 Mikilatov wrote:
... And in both pursuits... You sometimes you get hit with the plaguuuuu. =(

T_T i did not need that..
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
December 08 2008 21:16 GMT
#49
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.

wat.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
December 08 2008 22:41 GMT
#50
On December 09 2008 06:09 IzzyCraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2008 18:04 Mikilatov wrote:
... And in both pursuits... You sometimes you get hit with the plaguuuuu. =(

T_T i did not need that..


Yes you did.

STD's are hilarious.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
December 09 2008 00:50 GMT
#51
so all good starcraft players are amazing at dates, i dont see where the negative stereotype came from.

ps- i tried something crazy and desperate like last week it worked rofl
OMG you nasty gurl
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-09 01:39:38
December 09 2008 01:34 GMT
#52

On December 08 2008 18:04 Mikilatov wrote:
... And in both pursuits... You sometimes you get hit with the plaguuuuu. =(


Specially in the Asian server ;]

And if your doing it for too long your APM starts decreasing dramatically and you start doing uneccesary actions, specially the part where you stop inserting your penis in her vagina.
onihunter
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States515 Posts
December 09 2008 02:48 GMT
#53
haha this thread is so full of win. 5/5
jaedong forever~
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
December 09 2008 02:56 GMT
#54
I want your zergling in my nydus canal. O_o
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
December 09 2008 03:03 GMT
#55
On December 09 2008 11:56 lilsusie wrote:
I want your zergling in my nydus canal. O_o


wow lol....

Nice thread, funny stuff.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
December 09 2008 03:34 GMT
#56
Don't play A+ ranks when you're D......
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
December 09 2008 04:38 GMT
#57
How does 5pool everygame relate into dating lol : \
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
December 09 2008 05:26 GMT
#58
On December 09 2008 13:38 jodogohoo wrote:
How does 5pool everygame relate into dating lol : \

its more of a quicky before work or in the morning kinda thing
Dwell
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
December 09 2008 05:28 GMT
#59
On December 09 2008 11:56 lilsusie wrote:
I want your zergling in my nydus canal. O_o


I named mine "The defiler" =P
Shitposting
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
December 09 2008 05:42 GMT
#60
Defiler? I barely know 'er!
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