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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
December 08 2008 11:16 GMT
#21
yeah this is true..I remember once I dated this girl, there was like 7 second timing window for me to kiss her goodbye and I didn't do it...T_T
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
December 08 2008 11:24 GMT
#22
On December 08 2008 20:16 Infinity.SkyLark wrote:
yeah this is true..I remember once I dated this girl, there was like 7 second timing window for me to kiss her goodbye and I didn't do it...T_T


7 seconds is really kind of a long time >.>
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Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 08 2008 11:28 GMT
#23
On December 08 2008 20:16 Infinity.SkyLark wrote:
yeah this is true..I remember once I dated this girl, there was like 7 second timing window for me to kiss her goodbye and I didn't do it...T_T


EE HAN TIMING
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
December 08 2008 11:37 GMT
#24
hahahaha
"Eyes in the sky."
rakue
Profile Joined November 2008
Philippines7 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 11:51:20
December 08 2008 11:50 GMT
#25
On December 08 2008 18:08 Caller wrote:
I thought this was going to be a don't forget range and speed

or you need the adrenal glands to do the most you can

or a dmatrix before you attempt to break her sunkens

or a fuse the two of them together to make an archon

or a make sure devourer splash hits everything it can.

etc.


lol! i think this comes after the date.
Lifes a dick, you gotta grab it by the balls.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
December 08 2008 12:25 GMT
#26
On December 08 2008 20:24 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2008 20:16 Infinity.SkyLark wrote:
yeah this is true..I remember once I dated this girl, there was like 7 second timing window for me to kiss her goodbye and I didn't do it...T_T


7 seconds is really kind of a long time >.>

Yeah, exactly T_T, but it was kinda dark so I wasn't able to figure out where her she was looking at, but I knew she was facing me. Its kinda romantic when a guy just slow kisses (like slow push) into a girl..haha..

ee han timing..:D
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
December 08 2008 12:28 GMT
#27
by sex try to micro as hard as possible but keep in mind that mismicroing in those sorts of battle could cost you the game
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Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
December 08 2008 12:37 GMT
#28
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.



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Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
December 08 2008 12:38 GMT
#29
i laughed a little
aka. Samael
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
December 08 2008 13:16 GMT
#30
There's one big difference. Starcraft you can actually win. With women, it's just a best of three that turns into a best of five that turns into a best of seven which, eventually, she will win - one way or another.
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St3MoR
Profile Joined November 2002
Spain3256 Posts
December 08 2008 13:17 GMT
#31
5/5 will read again
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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
December 08 2008 13:23 GMT
#32
wait, does anyone have the picture of a condom with boxers picture on it with the caption "400 apm? No problem!"

I can't seem to find it..
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
December 08 2008 13:39 GMT
#33
On December 08 2008 18:08 Caller wrote:
I thought this was going to be a don't forget range and speed

or you need the adrenal glands to do the most you can

or a dmatrix before you attempt to break her sunkens

or a fuse the two of them together to make an archon

or a make sure devourer splash hits everything it can.

etc.

lol
I feel like pwning noobs
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 08 2008 14:17 GMT
#34
+ Show Spoiler +
On December 08 2008 21:37 Twisted wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWaccb8BH4


lol thats awesome, what a coincidence I saw that for the first time a few days ago and made a blog about marshall = mondragon now I watch it every day and see clips of it everywhere
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
December 08 2008 14:45 GMT
#35
On December 08 2008 18:08 Solinren wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.


It won't work IRL.


It doesn't usually work in starcraft either, but it's almost always amusing. :D
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
December 08 2008 15:54 GMT
#36
On December 08 2008 21:37 Twisted wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWaccb8BH4


The NAKED MAN! Works two out of three times. True story... ^______^
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mrgerry
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1508 Posts
December 08 2008 16:20 GMT
#37
Yay more material to make lame starcraft references when around friends! Thanks!
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 16:44:37
December 08 2008 16:44 GMT
#38
Playing custom games doesnt really make you any better at the real thing.
Lamborsche
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines46 Posts
December 08 2008 16:50 GMT
#39
On December 08 2008 18:37 Raithed wrote:
its not always best to 1a2a3a your way into her panties, your allin could be disastrous.


LOL
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 17:53:20
December 08 2008 17:52 GMT
#40
You also have to beware of predatorial women - gold diggers, toxic wives, etc. They start by casting ensnare but just when you think things are going well - BAM - plaguuu!! Then she infests your CC and uses your children as suicide bombers...after taking half your shit, of course.
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