• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 15:22
CET 21:22
KST 05:22
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10
Community News
Weekly Cups (Dec 1-7): Clem doubles, Solar gets over the hump1Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win2BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced15[BSL21] Ro.16 Group Stage (C->B->A->D)4Weekly Cups (Nov 17-23): Solar, MaxPax, Clem win3
StarCraft 2
General
Weekly Cups (Dec 1-7): Clem doubles, Solar gets over the hump Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou Maestros of the Game: Live Finals Preview (RO4) BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Tenacious Turtle Tussle StarCraft2.fi 15th Anniversary Cup RSL Offline Finals Info - Dec 13 and 14! StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly)
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 503 Fowl Play Mutation # 502 Negative Reinforcement Mutation # 501 Price of Progress Mutation # 500 Fright night
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ [BSL21] RO8 Bracket & Prediction Contest Let's talk about Metropolis Foreign Brood War
Tourneys
[ASL20] Grand Finals Small VOD Thread 2.0 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO16 Group D - Sunday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Fighting Spirit mining rates Current Meta Game Theory for Starcraft
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread EVE Corporation ZeroSpace Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Survivor II: The Amazon Sengoku Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TL+ Announced Where to ask questions and add stream?
Blogs
How Sleep Deprivation Affect…
TrAiDoS
I decided to write a webnov…
DjKniteX
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1576 users

Dating is like Starcraft

Blogs > vAltyR
Post a Reply
1 2 3 4 5 Next All
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 15:21:13
December 08 2008 08:54 GMT
#1
-Scouting information is absolutely critical. If your information is five minutes old, it can no longer be trusted.

-It's all mind games. You can never take any action at face value; you never know when they're faking it just to screw with you.

-It's usually a good idea to have a game plan, however, sometimes it's better to improvise. Don't be afraid to be creative.

-Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.

-Flanking can a good tactic if it looks like you're losing the advantage.

-Basic mechanics are the foundation, but without good game sense and timing, you're going nowhere fast.

-If your timing is off by even the slightest bit at a critical moment, it can cost you everything.

-If you're getting frustrated, find someone better than you and go over replays to find out where you went wrong. Focus on one thing at a time; you're not going to become gosu overnight, so don't expect it. Get opinions from both sides of the matchup. A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.

-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.

-One good way to improve is to mass game.

-Cheesy strategies are risky, but can get you easy victories. (thanks LxRogue)

****
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
December 08 2008 08:57 GMT
#2
So that's how things are done in the New River Valley =P
ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
December 08 2008 08:59 GMT
#3
So true wow!;p
Studying Chinese~
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
December 08 2008 09:04 GMT
#4
rofl this is a legendary post! 5/5 ezpz
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.

ahahhahahahaha
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 09:05:19
December 08 2008 09:04 GMT
#5
... And in both pursuits... You sometimes you get hit with the plaguuuuu. =(
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 08 2008 09:08 GMT
#6
I feel like I read something like this somewhere before..
Brood War loyalist
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 08 2008 09:08 GMT
#7
I thought this was going to be a don't forget range and speed

or you need the adrenal glands to do the most you can

or a dmatrix before you attempt to break her sunkens

or a fuse the two of them together to make an archon

or a make sure devourer splash hits everything it can.

etc.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Solinren
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2653 Posts
December 08 2008 09:08 GMT
#8
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.


It won't work IRL.
LxRogue
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1415 Posts
December 08 2008 09:09 GMT
#9
-Cheesy strategies are risky, but can get you easy victories.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 08 2008 09:13 GMT
#10
make sure to scan around before you drop it
always send one guy out to take all the fire
if something is squirming around, irradiate it
run your things into the tanks
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
eX-Corgh
Profile Joined October 2007
Russian Federation386 Posts
December 08 2008 09:15 GMT
#11
High EAPM is welcome.
Never give cheese to the Gorilla ^^
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
December 08 2008 09:21 GMT
#12
LOL, but I never realized some guys thought of girl issues as something akin to science/a game/strategies - thinking about it that much is kind of creepy to us girls.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
stalife
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1222 Posts
December 08 2008 09:27 GMT
#13
On December 08 2008 18:09 LxRogue wrote:
-Cheesy strategies are risky, but can get you easy victories.


niceee :D
www.memoryexpress.com
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 09:38:32
December 08 2008 09:37 GMT
#14
its not always best to 1a2a3a your way into her panties, your allin could be disastrous.
JollYRoGeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden342 Posts
December 08 2008 09:41 GMT
#15
who the fuck dates these times? i mean.. what's a date?
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
December 08 2008 09:47 GMT
#16
ask and you shall receive!

[image loading]
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
December 08 2008 09:50 GMT
#17
This blog is pretty correct.
Sometimes I'm trying to pick up a girl but I fail due to map imbalance. Not my fault =[
._.
Retsukage
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1002 Posts
December 08 2008 10:13 GMT
#18
On December 08 2008 18:50 Roxen000 wrote:
This blog is pretty correct.
Sometimes I'm trying to pick up a girl but I fail due to map imbalance. Not my fault =[

lol
To change is to improve, to change often is to be perfect - Winston Chruchill
DevAzTaYtA
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Oman2005 Posts
December 08 2008 11:05 GMT
#19
LoL nice
also, never go up against a difficult team without a reliable ally.
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3341 Posts
December 08 2008 11:15 GMT
#20
I agree with this blog.
김택용 Fighting!
1 2 3 4 5 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 15h 38m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
White-Ra 151
BRAT_OK 84
Railgan 48
JuggernautJason27
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 20492
Bisu 952
Dewaltoss 169
Hyun 117
Dota 2
Gorgc6322
Dendi1062
420jenkins235
Counter-Strike
fl0m5894
zeus425
minikerr9
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu317
Other Games
Grubby4425
ToD205
Fuzer 139
ArmadaUGS135
C9.Mang099
QueenE98
Trikslyr87
Organizations
Other Games
BasetradeTV104
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 19 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 36
• musti20045 14
• Reevou 1
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Migwel
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• FirePhoenix25
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota2620
• WagamamaTV506
League of Legends
• TFBlade1273
Other Games
• imaqtpie2731
• Shiphtur100
Upcoming Events
WardiTV 2025
15h 38m
Big Brain Bouts
20h 38m
RSL Revival
1d 8h
StarCraft2.fi
1d 13h
IPSL
1d 20h
Sziky vs JDConan
OSC
1d 20h
Solar vs Percival
Gerald vs Nicoract
Creator vs ByuN
RSL Revival
2 days
Classic vs TBD
herO vs Zoun
WardiTV 2025
2 days
IPSL
2 days
Tarson vs DragOn
Wardi Open
3 days
[ Show More ]
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Acropolis #4 - TS3
RSL Revival: Season 3
Kuram Kup

Ongoing

IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
Slon Tour Season 2
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22

Upcoming

BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Big Gabe Cup #3
RSL Offline Finals
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.