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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-14 06:16:57
August 14 2008 05:43 GMT
#1
JUST KIDDIN

i feel like a victorious god of victory.

took me like 3 hours but i finally got windows xp and vista to share files with each other and now I'm using synctoy to sync my music collection between the two

THREE HOURS

FUCK YOU MR. GATES

edit:

i left my friend a voicemail just now saying "if i dont get out of this house tomorrow im going to go crazy and kill people" and right then i saw her walk past my door with this terrified look on her face

my mom thinks im a homicidal maniac

this is awesome

**
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
August 14 2008 05:45 GMT
#2
Damn you. I was looking forward to laughing at yet another poor soul who lost his manhood.
Oh no
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 14 2008 05:49 GMT
#3
LUCCYYYY I'M HOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEE!
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
August 14 2008 05:49 GMT
#4
how did you do it, im wondering bc once i get my new laptop im going to have to do this unless i get an external hd =D
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 14 2008 05:49 GMT
#5
haha

>_>
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
August 14 2008 05:51 GMT
#6
Psh, you don't need a vasectomy for something you obviously you don't possess.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
August 14 2008 05:52 GMT
#7
lol how did it take 3 hrs? it srsly takes 1 min... or least it has every time i've done it. either way gj brahhhhh
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-14 05:54:22
August 14 2008 05:53 GMT
#8
Ha you think you are the victor in this little charade
BUT

On August 14 2008 11:44 ahrara_ wrote:
IIRC when I used one in Japan I was really young and it would be off the mark by a bit, so I had to move my ass backwards some.


On August 14 2008 14:45 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
Damn. I am laughing at yet another poor soul who lost his anal virginity.


fixed !
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 14 2008 05:53 GMT
#9
gotta manually add "everyone" under security settings, not just permissions. you'll know it when you see it. it's gotta be the most unintuitive stupid decision ever. under vista/xp file sharing in the ms knowledge base they dont even mention this wtf? i had to google some obscure techy forum to find out. i mean wtf how did this get by testing? like the fact that file sharing didn't work unless you did some obscure tweak nobody thought that was a problem?

seriously fuck you microsoft and your godawful unintuitive interface design.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
August 14 2008 05:59 GMT
#10
Vasectomies don't require losing one's south pole; today, a man with a vasectomy can still perform in bed, he just cannot impregnate anyone.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-14 06:01:29
August 14 2008 06:01 GMT
#11
I was going to congratulate you on making the best decision you'll ever make.

Instead, I'm in a mildly congratulatory mood, do to your CLEVER RUSE.
RIP Aaliyah
Spekkio
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada59 Posts
August 14 2008 06:37 GMT
#12
Yeah, fuck children.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
August 14 2008 06:55 GMT
#13
youre gay cheng.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 14 2008 07:18 GMT
#14
LOL OP
Moderator<:3-/-<
doubleupgradeobbies!
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia1303 Posts
August 14 2008 07:46 GMT
#15
On August 14 2008 15:37 Spekkio wrote:
Yeah, fuck children.


pedophilia ftl
MSL, 2003-2011, RIP. OSL, 2000-2012, RIP. Proleague, 2003-2012, RIP. And then there was none... Even good things must come to an end.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
August 14 2008 07:50 GMT
#16
I stream video from my computer with vista to my laptop with xp over wireless, so I can watch on my projector. I move the video files to the computer's share folder or whatever it's called, and just set the computers to be open to sharing.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 14 2008 07:50 GMT
#17
On August 14 2008 16:46 doubleupgradeobbies! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2008 15:37 Spekkio wrote:
Yeah, fuck children.


pedophilia ftl


out of context ftw l0l
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
naventus
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1338 Posts
August 14 2008 07:50 GMT
#18
Somewhere, inky is crying.
hmm.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 14 2008 08:08 GMT
#19
On August 14 2008 16:46 doubleupgradeobbies! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2008 15:37 Spekkio wrote:
Yeah, fuck children.


pedophilia ftl



On August 14 2008 16:50 naventus wrote:
Somewhere, inky is crying.



LMFAO u guys.. hahaha tl is too great.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
August 14 2008 14:48 GMT
#20
I was about to congratulate you and offer words of encouragement. This is one of the few times a bait title actually worked on me. So... well done.

I'm glad I had a vasectomy! At 50+ days after the procedure, I am as functional as ever, with only an occasional and very mild ache in the nuts. I recommend sterilization to anyone. It took 5 minutes, was virtually painless (the recovery was a little tough for the first week and a half, though).

Irony: some people associate sterilization with a loss of manhood. I wonder if those people have seen all the poor husbands out with the family, looking fat, stressed out, unhealthy, and utterly neutered, spiritually? Family men are boring. They have too much responsibility. (all this according to my taste, of course). I am glad I'll never have children!
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