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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 05:25:50
July 22 2008 03:47 GMT
#1
Or: How to satisfy the stomach of a 21 year old --> 4 year old in a few notso easy steps.

all the food threads are making me hungry so i wrote this to sate it.

I have to make food for my brother. A lot. Especially b/c my grandma broke her hand and both my parents work. So here's an asian dish that is really friggen easy to make and tastes decent.

Egg Fried Rice

You need:
A lot of rice. Brown rice, white rice, it doesn't matter. Just get like... a container full that's about a quart. Cooked rice, mind you. If you want to know how to cook rice, buy a rice cooker.
For every quart, get 3-4 eggs. Beat the eggs thouroughly and while beating them start heating the rice on a frying pan at about medium-high temperature. Resist the temptation to beat off.
Take a table spoon of soy sauce (two if sodium free) and drizzle it over the rice. Add beaten eggs and a few pinches of scallion.
Stir-Fry until egg is no longer raw.
Serve hot. Should feed 2-3 people and keep them full for hours.

And while I'm at it, here's a meat preparation recipe (galbi).

You need: Rib meat. I usually can find some cheap prime rib at Costco. Actually, my mom does that.

Before getting the ribs, take a two cups of soy sauce, two teaspoons of vinegar, (maybe two teaspoons of sesame oil also), a cup of sugar, a pinch or two of garlic, a few drops from squeezed lemon and also a little bit of pineapple juice and pepper. Mix the entire thing and use it as marination mix for the beef. You may need more if you're making a lot of beef. Some people like different amounts of soy sauce and vinegar and everything, so feel free to experiment.

Marinate for 24 hours if possible, if not possible 3-4. Once done, grill over a barbacuue until satisfactory, raw, well done, etc. Add a chopped onion, some mushrooms, and brocolli for extra taste.

Midnight Snack:

Some Japanese/Korean egg thing
Gyeran Jjim in Korean I think

Easy as pie

Get some chicken broth. Buy canned ones if you're lazy, if not follow recipe below:

A) Get a whole chicken. Uncooked. Dead. No feathers. Wash the chicken. Do not butter it, lubricate it, have sex with it, etc.
B) Place chicken into steaming water until the chicken is like 90% into the water. Let chicken cook for 4 hours or so or until liquid turns a very strong clear yellow.
C) Add Salt to taste. Awesome when it comes to morning breakfast, morning sickness, diarrhea (no joke, its great for diarrhea b/c it has water and salts), and midnight drink.

Now, get eggs. Take about a pint or so of the chicken broth and add it to the egg, along with some garlic and other seasonings of your choice for taste and aroma. Take mixture and place into ceramic bowls/cups or a hot pot. Cover with saran wrap. Boil water. Add to boiling water, let it cook for 15 minutes. Serve hot.

Oh crap I need to sleep before I start eating again...

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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 22 2008 03:51 GMT
#2
On July 22 2008 12:47 Caller wrote:
Resist the temptation to beat off.


LOL I don't know why but I almost cried from laughing.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 22 2008 03:52 GMT
#3
how did I get unbanned
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 22 2008 03:57 GMT
#4
mmmm the galbi sounds awesome, I'll be sure to try it ^_^
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 22 2008 04:08 GMT
#5
we need a cooking forum imo!
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
July 22 2008 04:26 GMT
#6
After all these I am going to Wendy's again. BBL
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 22 2008 05:15 GMT
#7
i forgot to mention something for the galbi

i like vinegar. Some people don't. If you don't, use sesame oil instead. actually, i'm going to edit that in. Sesame oil is good in general. I haven't tried both together but I don't think it will hurt:

im also going to add an egg-midnight snack thing.
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SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
July 22 2008 06:19 GMT
#8
Thumbs up lil asian buddy!
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 22 2008 06:28 GMT
#9
lol jsut eggs with the fried rice? - _- can u get any plainer. at least have like veggies or minced meat or sth! o _O
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 22 2008 15:14 GMT
#10
On July 22 2008 15:28 alffla wrote:
lol jsut eggs with the fried rice? - _- can u get any plainer. at least have like veggies or minced meat or sth! o _O


psh egg fried rice is the best

other things just overrride the taste
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jbk613
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States65 Posts
July 22 2008 16:07 GMT
#11
remember, use rice thats been made a day before and kept in the fridge
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 22 2008 16:11 GMT
#12
On July 23 2008 01:07 jbk613 wrote:
remember, use rice thats been made a day before and kept in the fridge
Actually I've found that you can also use freshly cooked rice if you don't have any in the fridge. The trick to having it not stick together is that you add only a little at a time to the pan (like maybe a 1/4 or an 1/8 a cup at a time) and stir vigorously as you slowly add the rice in.
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