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The Secret to a good relationship
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HeavOnEarth
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Binky1842
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d.arkive
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Snet
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Reflex
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Ecael
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HeavOnEarth
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QuietIdiot
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Y'know, the types that expect everything they see in one of those lame ass Korean dramas, or expecting absolute positivism from the man. Roll out the red carpet wherever they go, buy them the perfect gift every time, bitching and whining as to "why you haven't called" on the date of your grandmother's funeral, hold off sex till marriage, mistake broodwar for WoW, watch THE NOTEBOOK x 10000 FUCKING TIMES, she asks you to be honest about her and when you do she gets angry, cry over a broken nail, flirt with other guys and call them friends, and when you finally decide to break up with her, she spreads vicious rumors about you and you post a a photoshopped porno pic of her on 4chan and you feel strangely good about yourself afterward. Seriously though, don't be so cynical, there are many people who work towards a great relationship but it takes way more dedication than people make it out to be. Not all women are overly expectant beings who assume their mate must be another Hercules nor is a man only looking for a woman to give steak/bjs. Sure, you may never find your absolute perfect match, but understanding each other and having the intimate company of another makes up for it. For some people love is like seasons, others like a birds in a nest. We are a diverse species with high variability in personality/relationship traits, no need to skew human sexual relationships entirely under a few scopes. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11554 Posts
On July 02 2008 15:35 Reflex wrote: No wonder you broke up with your gf, hawhawhaw. haha | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
SpiritoftheAwesome wrote: From my own personal experiences, here are some things to watch out for when you are around a guy(of course you're a girl): (1) If you have certain affections for a guy, don't EVER be ugly around him. If you're always ugly, you're out of luck. Don't bother reading the rest of this guide. (2) If the guy talks to you willingly, offer up sexual favors. Remember, he took precious time out of his day to verb shit in your general direction, repciprocity is king in these kinds of relationships. (3) Don't be a bitch. I shouldn't have to elaborate on this one. (4) Always have ... okay you know what im sick of this parallelism bullshit. i'll meet you up at point 5 5. when he's around, just start cooking shit. it doesn't have to be any special occasion or any appopropriate place for it, just bring an electric skillet or something and make a fucking omelet. guys love that kind of shit. 6. you can never have enough fat. but remember: it goes in the mammaries, not the ANYWHERE ELSE 7. no one wants to put up with your shit. 8. misogynists dig vulnerable chicks. visibly carry sandpa okay im not even making sense anymore. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On July 02 2008 15:44 QuietIdiot wrote: I bet you met one of those disney world obsessed girls who believe in Cinderella stories and Snow White destiny. When she meets her first relationship it ends up in a pathetic attempt to attain this fantastic bliss. Y'know, the types that expect everything they see in one of those lame ass Korean dramas, or expecting absolute positivism from the man. Roll out the red carpet wherever they go, buy them the perfect gift every time, bitching and whining as to "why you haven't called" on the date of your grandmother's funeral, hold off sex till marriage, mistake broodwar for WoW, watch THE NOTEBOOK x 10000 FUCKING TIMES, she asks you to be honest about her and when you do she gets angry, cry over a broken nail, flirt with other guys and call them friends, and when you finally decide to break up with her, she spreads vicious rumors about you and you post a a photoshopped porno pic of her on 4chan and you feel strangely good about yourself afterward. Seriously though, don't be so cynical, there are many people who work towards a great relationship but it takes way more dedication than people make it out to be. Not all women are overly expectant beings who assume their mate must be another Hercules nor is a man only looking for a woman to give steak/bjs. Sure, you may never find your absolute perfect match, but understanding each other and having the intimate company of another makes up for it. For some people love is like seasons, others like a birds in a nest. We are a diverse species with high variability in personality/relationship traits, no need to skew human sexual relationships entirely under a few scopes. O_o, thanks for actually reading the message behind the post and i suppose i'll try to be a bit less cynical about girls later on however they are evil :O | ||
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HeavOnEarth
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what the hell does this, have any collation with my post ? unless you're trying to insult me by mocking me as a girl, i don't get the message O_o | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On July 02 2008 15:35 Reflex wrote: No wonder you broke up with your gf, hawhawhaw. kay, who the hell are you and how do you know anything about my personal life, as to cast judgment ? | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On July 02 2008 15:29 Snet wrote: dude, this was stupid as fuck hey, you have a point, i'll make a disclaimer . | ||
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Xeris
Iran17695 Posts
On July 02 2008 15:51 HeavOnEarth wrote: + Show Spoiler + On July 02 2008 15:44 QuietIdiot wrote: I bet you met one of those disney world obsessed girls who believe in Cinderella stories and Snow White destiny. When she meets her first relationship it ends up in a pathetic attempt to attain this fantastic bliss. Y'know, the types that expect everything they see in one of those lame ass Korean dramas, or expecting absolute positivism from the man. Roll out the red carpet wherever they go, buy them the perfect gift every time, bitching and whining as to "why you haven't called" on the date of your grandmother's funeral, hold off sex till marriage, mistake broodwar for WoW, watch THE NOTEBOOK x 10000 FUCKING TIMES, she asks you to be honest about her and when you do she gets angry, cry over a broken nail, flirt with other guys and call them friends, and when you finally decide to break up with her, she spreads vicious rumors about you and you post a a photoshopped porno pic of her on 4chan and you feel strangely good about yourself afterward. Seriously though, don't be so cynical, there are many people who work towards a great relationship but it takes way more dedication than people make it out to be. Not all women are overly expectant beings who assume their mate must be another Hercules nor is a man only looking for a woman to give steak/bjs. Sure, you may never find your absolute perfect match, but understanding each other and having the intimate company of another makes up for it. For some people love is like seasons, others like a birds in a nest. We are a diverse species with high variability in personality/relationship traits, no need to skew human sexual relationships entirely under a few scopes. O_o, thanks for actually reading the message behind the post and i suppose i'll try to be a bit less cynical about girls later on however they are evil :O maybe they all know you newb bash so they stay away from you . lol | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On July 02 2008 16:01 Xeris wrote: maybe they all know you newb bash so they stay away from you . lol lol? how pathetic , already been refuted countless times YET hes still trying to make a fool out of himself. Bye. | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
kay, who the hell are you and how do you know anything about my personal life, as to cast judgment ? Bet you'd feel pretty silly if he turned out to be Jesus :O Yeah, dumb blog. It fails to be satirical, while managing to be meaningless, all without being funny at all. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On July 02 2008 16:04 PsycHOTemplar wrote: Bet you'd feel pretty silly if he turned out to be Jesus :O Yeah, dumb blog. It fails to be satirical, while managing to be meaningless, all without being funny at all. Jesus isn't real! | ||
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kpcrew
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funny but mean | ||
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Snet
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On July 02 2008 15:56 HeavOnEarth wrote: hey, you have a point, i'll make a disclaimer . atleast make it bold, and put the rest of your post in a spoiler. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
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On July 02 2008 16:21 Snet wrote: atleast make it bold, and put the rest of your post in a spoiler. whens the part i bend over? i just humored you by agreeing to your previous post, another reason why people suck at relationships, people take everything for granted | ||
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HamerD
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geometryb
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Ozarugold
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"Man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front of car get tired." "Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone." "First man gets pearl. Second man gets oyster. Third man gets threesome with other mens' wives because they too busy diving." | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On July 02 2008 15:18 HeavOnEarth wrote: (Warning : stupid as fuck!) Ahh, time for Asian knowledge for teh masses. The secret to a good relationship. Being as smart as I am, I have learned the secret to having, and keeping up, a perfect relationship. There are several ways that I have figured out: 1. To have a perfect long-term relationship, the man must be deaf and the woman must be blind. The woman will never see how her husband turns out and her husband will never have to hear her nag. 2. The guy must be foreign and the girl can only speak English. All the guy can know how to say in English are: "yes dear", "of course dear", and "I'll pay for that". 3. The guy is gay. 4. The guy is unusually rich. (Bill Gates rich) Who says money can't buy everything. 5. The internet told them they would be perfect for each other. (Note, attempt this at your own risk. You don't know if the 20 year old "girl" who looks a stunningly lot like Pamela Anderson is actually a 52 year old guy in his parents basement.) 6. If you look at their interests and compatibility. They should not match up at all. The "perfect" relationships will never work out and the ones that are doomed from the start last forever. <-- yes, the world is messed up. qft. | ||
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Frits
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