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The Secret to a good relationship

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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-01 04:18:30
July 02 2008 06:18 GMT
#1


*
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
July 02 2008 06:21 GMT
#2
this isnt even blog worthy
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
July 02 2008 06:27 GMT
#3
-_- At some point, things get so random that they're funny. Unfortunately, this blog isn't at that level yet.
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 02 2008 06:29 GMT
#4
dude, this was stupid as fuck
Reflex
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada703 Posts
July 02 2008 06:35 GMT
#5
No wonder you broke up with your gf, hawhawhaw.
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
July 02 2008 06:40 GMT
#6
To be fair the first solution does solve a good amount of problems.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 02 2008 06:41 GMT
#7
lol its ok, ^^ if tl wasn't flaming me i would be surprised actually
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
July 02 2008 06:44 GMT
#8
I bet you met one of those disney world obsessed girls who believe in Cinderella stories and Snow White destiny. When she meets her first relationship it ends up in a pathetic attempt to attain this fantastic bliss.

Y'know, the types that expect everything they see in one of those lame ass Korean dramas, or expecting absolute positivism from the man. Roll out the red carpet wherever they go, buy them the perfect gift every time, bitching and whining as to "why you haven't called" on the date of your grandmother's funeral, hold off sex till marriage, mistake broodwar for WoW, watch THE NOTEBOOK x 10000 FUCKING TIMES, she asks you to be honest about her and when you do she gets angry, cry over a broken nail, flirt with other guys and call them friends, and when you finally decide to break up with her, she spreads vicious rumors about you and you post a a photoshopped porno pic of her on 4chan and you feel strangely good about yourself afterward.

Seriously though, don't be so cynical, there are many people who work towards a great relationship but it takes way more dedication than people make it out to be. Not all women are overly expectant beings who assume their mate must be another Hercules nor is a man only looking for a woman to give steak/bjs. Sure, you may never find your absolute perfect match, but understanding each other and having the intimate company of another makes up for it. For some people love is like seasons, others like a birds in a nest. We are a diverse species with high variability in personality/relationship traits, no need to skew human sexual relationships entirely under a few scopes.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 02 2008 06:49 GMT
#9
On July 02 2008 15:35 Reflex wrote:
No wonder you broke up with your gf, hawhawhaw.


haha
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 02 2008 06:49 GMT
#10
SpiritoftheAwesome wrote:
From my own personal experiences, here are some things to watch out for when you are around a guy(of course you're a girl):
(1) If you have certain affections for a guy, don't EVER be ugly around him. If you're always ugly, you're out of luck. Don't bother reading the rest of this guide.

(2) If the guy talks to you willingly, offer up sexual favors. Remember, he took precious time out of his day to verb shit in your general direction, repciprocity is king in these kinds of relationships.

(3) Don't be a bitch. I shouldn't have to elaborate on this one.

(4) Always have ... okay you know what im sick of this parallelism bullshit. i'll meet you up at point 5

5. when he's around, just start cooking shit. it doesn't have to be any special occasion or any appopropriate place for it, just bring an electric skillet or something and make a fucking omelet. guys love that kind of shit.

6. you can never have enough fat. but remember: it goes in the mammaries, not the ANYWHERE ELSE

7. no one wants to put up with your shit.

8. misogynists dig vulnerable chicks. visibly carry sandpa

okay im not even making sense anymore.

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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 02 2008 06:51 GMT
#11
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 02 2008 15:44 QuietIdiot wrote:
I bet you met one of those disney world obsessed girls who believe in Cinderella stories and Snow White destiny. When she meets her first relationship it ends up in a pathetic attempt to attain this fantastic bliss.

Y'know, the types that expect everything they see in one of those lame ass Korean dramas, or expecting absolute positivism from the man. Roll out the red carpet wherever they go, buy them the perfect gift every time, bitching and whining as to "why you haven't called" on the date of your grandmother's funeral, hold off sex till marriage, mistake broodwar for WoW, watch THE NOTEBOOK x 10000 FUCKING TIMES, she asks you to be honest about her and when you do she gets angry, cry over a broken nail, flirt with other guys and call them friends, and when you finally decide to break up with her, she spreads vicious rumors about you and you post a a photoshopped porno pic of her on 4chan and you feel strangely good about yourself afterward.

Seriously though, don't be so cynical, there are many people who work towards a great relationship but it takes way more dedication than people make it out to be. Not all women are overly expectant beings who assume their mate must be another Hercules nor is a man only looking for a woman to give steak/bjs. Sure, you may never find your absolute perfect match, but understanding each other and having the intimate company of another makes up for it. For some people love is like seasons, others like a birds in a nest. We are a diverse species with high variability in personality/relationship traits, no need to skew human sexual relationships entirely under a few scopes.


O_o, thanks for actually reading the message behind the post
and i suppose i'll try to be a bit less cynical about girls later on
however they are evil :O
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-02 06:54:47
July 02 2008 06:54 GMT
#12
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 02 2008 15:49 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
Show nested quote +
SpiritoftheAwesome wrote:
From my own personal experiences, here are some things to watch out for when you are around a guy(of course you're a girl):
(1) If you have certain affections for a guy, don't EVER be ugly around him. If you're always ugly, you're out of luck. Don't bother reading the rest of this guide.

(2) If the guy talks to you willingly, offer up sexual favors. Remember, he took precious time out of his day to verb shit in your general direction, repciprocity is king in these kinds of relationships.

(3) Don't be a bitch. I shouldn't have to elaborate on this one.

(4) Always have ... okay you know what im sick of this parallelism bullshit. i'll meet you up at point 5

5. when he's around, just start cooking shit. it doesn't have to be any special occasion or any appopropriate place for it, just bring an electric skillet or something and make a fucking omelet. guys love that kind of shit.

6. you can never have enough fat. but remember: it goes in the mammaries, not the ANYWHERE ELSE

7. no one wants to put up with your shit.

8. misogynists dig vulnerable chicks. visibly carry sandpa

okay im not even making sense anymore.



what the hell does this, have any collation with my post ?

unless you're trying to insult me by mocking me as a girl, i don't get the message O_o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 02 2008 06:55 GMT
#13
On July 02 2008 15:35 Reflex wrote:
No wonder you broke up with your gf, hawhawhaw.


kay, who the hell are you and how do you know anything about my personal life,
as to cast judgment ?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 02 2008 06:56 GMT
#14
On July 02 2008 15:29 Snet wrote:
dude, this was stupid as fuck


hey, you have a point, i'll make a disclaimer .
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
July 02 2008 07:01 GMT
#15
On July 02 2008 15:51 HeavOnEarth wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 02 2008 15:44 QuietIdiot wrote:
I bet you met one of those disney world obsessed girls who believe in Cinderella stories and Snow White destiny. When she meets her first relationship it ends up in a pathetic attempt to attain this fantastic bliss.

Y'know, the types that expect everything they see in one of those lame ass Korean dramas, or expecting absolute positivism from the man. Roll out the red carpet wherever they go, buy them the perfect gift every time, bitching and whining as to "why you haven't called" on the date of your grandmother's funeral, hold off sex till marriage, mistake broodwar for WoW, watch THE NOTEBOOK x 10000 FUCKING TIMES, she asks you to be honest about her and when you do she gets angry, cry over a broken nail, flirt with other guys and call them friends, and when you finally decide to break up with her, she spreads vicious rumors about you and you post a a photoshopped porno pic of her on 4chan and you feel strangely good about yourself afterward.

Seriously though, don't be so cynical, there are many people who work towards a great relationship but it takes way more dedication than people make it out to be. Not all women are overly expectant beings who assume their mate must be another Hercules nor is a man only looking for a woman to give steak/bjs. Sure, you may never find your absolute perfect match, but understanding each other and having the intimate company of another makes up for it. For some people love is like seasons, others like a birds in a nest. We are a diverse species with high variability in personality/relationship traits, no need to skew human sexual relationships entirely under a few scopes.


O_o, thanks for actually reading the message behind the post
and i suppose i'll try to be a bit less cynical about girls later on
however they are evil :O


maybe they all know you newb bash so they stay away from you . lol
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 02 2008 07:03 GMT
#16
On July 02 2008 16:01 Xeris wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 15:51 HeavOnEarth wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 02 2008 15:44 QuietIdiot wrote:
I bet you met one of those disney world obsessed girls who believe in Cinderella stories and Snow White destiny. When she meets her first relationship it ends up in a pathetic attempt to attain this fantastic bliss.

Y'know, the types that expect everything they see in one of those lame ass Korean dramas, or expecting absolute positivism from the man. Roll out the red carpet wherever they go, buy them the perfect gift every time, bitching and whining as to "why you haven't called" on the date of your grandmother's funeral, hold off sex till marriage, mistake broodwar for WoW, watch THE NOTEBOOK x 10000 FUCKING TIMES, she asks you to be honest about her and when you do she gets angry, cry over a broken nail, flirt with other guys and call them friends, and when you finally decide to break up with her, she spreads vicious rumors about you and you post a a photoshopped porno pic of her on 4chan and you feel strangely good about yourself afterward.

Seriously though, don't be so cynical, there are many people who work towards a great relationship but it takes way more dedication than people make it out to be. Not all women are overly expectant beings who assume their mate must be another Hercules nor is a man only looking for a woman to give steak/bjs. Sure, you may never find your absolute perfect match, but understanding each other and having the intimate company of another makes up for it. For some people love is like seasons, others like a birds in a nest. We are a diverse species with high variability in personality/relationship traits, no need to skew human sexual relationships entirely under a few scopes.


O_o, thanks for actually reading the message behind the post
and i suppose i'll try to be a bit less cynical about girls later on
however they are evil :O


maybe they all know you newb bash so they stay away from you . lol


lol? how pathetic , already been refuted countless times YET hes still trying to make a fool out of himself.
Bye.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 02 2008 07:04 GMT
#17

kay, who the hell are you and how do you know anything about my personal life,
as to cast judgment ?

Bet you'd feel pretty silly if he turned out to be Jesus :O

Yeah, dumb blog. It fails to be satirical, while managing to be meaningless, all without being funny at all.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-02 07:08:31
July 02 2008 07:07 GMT
#18
On July 02 2008 16:04 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +

kay, who the hell are you and how do you know anything about my personal life,
as to cast judgment ?

Bet you'd feel pretty silly if he turned out to be Jesus :O

Yeah, dumb blog. It fails to be satirical, while managing to be meaningless, all without being funny at all.


Jesus isn't real!
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
July 02 2008 07:09 GMT
#19
On July 02 2008 15:49 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 15:35 Reflex wrote:
No wonder you broke up with your gf, hawhawhaw.


haha


funny but mean
Clan Lzuruha
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 02 2008 07:21 GMT
#20
On July 02 2008 15:56 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 15:29 Snet wrote:
dude, this was stupid as fuck


hey, you have a point, i'll make a disclaimer .


atleast make it bold, and put the rest of your post in a spoiler.
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