The Secret to a good relationship - Page 2

On July 02 2008 16:21 Snet wrote:


atleast make it bold, and put the rest of your post in a spoiler.

On July 02 2008 15:18 HeavOnEarth wrote:
(Warning : stupid as fuck!)

Ahh, time for Asian knowledge for teh masses. The secret to a good relationship.
Being as smart as I am, I have learned the secret to having, and keeping up, a perfect relationship. There are several ways that I have figured out:

1. To have a perfect long-term relationship, the man must be deaf and the woman must be blind. The woman will never see how her husband turns out and her husband will never have to hear her nag.

2. The guy must be foreign and the girl can only speak English. All the guy can know how to say in English are: "yes dear", "of course dear", and "I'll pay for that".

3. The guy is gay.

4. The guy is unusually rich. (Bill Gates rich) Who says money can't buy everything.

5. The internet told them they would be perfect for each other. (Note, attempt this at your own risk. You don't know if the 20 year old "girl" who looks a stunningly lot like Pamela Anderson is actually a 52 year old guy in his parents basement.)

6. If you look at their interests and compatibility. They should not match up at all. The "perfect" relationships will never work out and the ones that are doomed from the start last forever. <-- yes, the world is messed up.