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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-24 10:26:21
June 24 2008 08:13 GMT
#1
of vomit and alcohol.

it's 9am.

fuck.

edit: to elaborate, now that I'm somewhat back to my senses (11:20 now)

after getting back to my room i went into "collapse onto ground and start drooling saliva onto the floor b/c it is too difficult to sit up, or actually spit it into the can. Although I don't recall, the pOtAtOes on the floor in the area indicated that I must have thrown up there.

After pulling myself into bed, I definitely threw up a couple more times and missed the can along the way, I definitely remember thinking "oh shit I hit my suitcase oh well". Woke up to find that yup, two suitcases had been hit mildly by pOtAtOes and digestive fluids along with the floor. Well luckily the floor took most of the damage.

I ended up cleaning up after myself (which really wasnt so bad b/c I hadnt eaten anything at all since 1pm yesterday, it was all liquid - ie alcohol) at 8am in just my boxers lolololol I had somehow taken off my shirt before going to sleep, and oh I definitely remember my left chest being wet so I probably got some residual mouth-excrements on there after regurgitating onto the suitcases.

I took a shower changed the sheets and slept till 10:30.

I'm such a lightweight hahahaha.

***
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
June 24 2008 08:15 GMT
#2
Should I write it down?
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
June 24 2008 08:16 GMT
#3
LOL. Take a shower and look at your last blog post.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 24 2008 08:17 GMT
#4
Hates Fun🤔
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
June 24 2008 08:18 GMT
#5
where is your PRINCETON PRIDE

or is this it... (i would believe it)

jkjk
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 24 2008 08:29 GMT
#6
you're still cute in my eyes haji
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
June 24 2008 08:44 GMT
#7
Smell more plz.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
June 24 2008 09:00 GMT
#8
all ivy leaguers turn out to be alcoholics
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4904 Posts
June 24 2008 10:05 GMT
#9
...what the ROCK - is cookin' ?
Complete the cycle!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 10:17 GMT
#10
lol I left my building to go to work and I met two peeps I was drinking with last night and his words were "Haji you are such a drunkard."

lolwut.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 24 2008 10:21 GMT
#11
grosssss
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
June 24 2008 10:22 GMT
#12
They call you haji?
ModeratorGodfather
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
June 24 2008 10:22 GMT
#13
o cause your name is haji duh.
ModeratorGodfather
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 10:26 GMT
#14
actually they call me Haj.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 10:26 GMT
#15
added more graphic description!
maybe someone will rate this blog higher than a 1 now!!
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
June 24 2008 10:28 GMT
#16
On June 24 2008 19:26 thedeadhaji wrote:
added more graphic description!
maybe someone will rate this blog higher than a 1 now!!


Sure, 2/5
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 10:29 GMT
#17
yay!
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
June 24 2008 10:50 GMT
#18
disgusting.
qet
Profile Joined May 2007
Australia245 Posts
June 24 2008 10:53 GMT
#19
idiot alcoholic
get a life
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
June 24 2008 12:40 GMT
#20
Try eating something before drinking next time, and you'll last longer =]

Empty stomach is almost a guarenteed throw up session
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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
June 24 2008 13:39 GMT
#21
On June 24 2008 21:40 Hawk wrote:
Try eating something before drinking next time, and you'll last longer =]

Empty stomach is almost a guarenteed throw up session


the last time I puked was a long time ago. try not to pour strong drinks in yourself so fast. drink them slowly. that way, you may end up drinking even more than the rest.

fuck I'm out of money, no more going out drinking for me.
I envy you sir.
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
June 24 2008 14:14 GMT
#22
On June 24 2008 19:26 thedeadhaji wrote:
actually they call me Haj.

Haj means shark in swedish. Go get them, killer!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
June 24 2008 14:55 GMT
#23
The extra description is great. Made me laugh. =D

"oh shit I hit my suitcase oh well"
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
June 24 2008 15:34 GMT
#24
weaksauce
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
June 24 2008 15:34 GMT
#25
are you an alcoholic?
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
June 24 2008 15:46 GMT
#26
Lol that blows t.t

Just keep telling yourself you'll never drink again until you feel better. Then immediately stop telling yourself, because you will definitely need to in the near future.
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 16:01 GMT
#27
On June 25 2008 00:46 -orb- wrote:
Lol that blows t.t

Just keep telling yourself you'll never drink again until you feel better. Then immediately stop telling yourself, because you will definitely need to in the near future.


There is no escaping the trauma when Dknight/Chill/Kennigit are going to be around.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 16:01 GMT
#28
On June 24 2008 21:40 Hawk wrote:
Try eating something before drinking next time, and you'll last longer =]

Empty stomach is almost a guarenteed throw up session


hahaha yea I really wanted to eat beforehand but ended up playing too much iccup till i ran out of time to do so lolololol. Then I forgot to order food at the pub and yea hahahahhaah owned.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 16:02 GMT
#29
On June 24 2008 23:14 Hittegods wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2008 19:26 thedeadhaji wrote:
actually they call me Haj.

Haj means shark in swedish. Go get them, killer!



Seriously, I think I spent like 20£ last night (like 50$?) b/c I was drunk and buying everyone drinks.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5224 Posts
June 24 2008 16:02 GMT
#30
5/5 will read again.

This will be you Friday night.
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
June 24 2008 16:03 GMT
#31
I smell like peaches and cream. I bet you're mega jealous.
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
June 24 2008 16:17 GMT
#32
tomorrow you should try two beers
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 16:17 GMT
#33
My limit with an empty stomach + zero water seems to be around 5 pints
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
June 24 2008 16:19 GMT
#34
LoL! 5/5!

Remember Haji, in France, it's going to be about endurance. Don't go for the glory and fade out too soon.
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 24 2008 16:22 GMT
#35
you're going to have to remind me... a lot X_X
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
June 24 2008 18:53 GMT
#36
On June 25 2008 01:17 nofAcedAgent wrote:
tomorrow you should try two beers


Lol nah one and a half two might be pushin it
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