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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 01 2008 06:43 GMT
#1
warning: this has nothing to do with TSL

One of my friends who happens to spent hours an dhours on the internet and is generally a smart person was cleaning out his grandmothers apartment where he currently lives and was going through her pills. His goal was to find osme pain killers to sell for some easy money, he found some vikatan and some other ones. Then he came across some pill called Oxy cotton, which not thinking it was anything important through around 200 oxy cotton pills away.

For those who may not know the value of these pills, they run for around 80$ a pill. 80x200 = 16,000 Give her take depending on what the value is, he found out several hours later what the pills were and checked the trash only to find out that it had been taken to the dump never to be seen again.

In result he lost around 10,000. And just to make him feel worse i have decided to create a poll to see how much of TL.Net would know that these pills are valuable and would of been able to properly capitalize on this situation.


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Poll: Would you be 10,000 Richer?
(Vote): I would be knee deep in hookers and pot. (yes)
(Vote): FUCK. (no)



He's in college now, so a little extra money never hurts


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<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 01 2008 06:43 GMT
#2
for the record, i would be 10k richer.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
EnergyTraction
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada233 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-01 07:04:26
June 01 2008 06:46 GMT
#3
Why do you insist on posting stories about the asshole antics of you and your friends? Why the fuck is he going through his grandma's medications to sell and throwing them away? What the fuck is this?

And even if you did keep them, who the fuck are you? A wholesale drug dealer? Who you gonna sell them to? Gonna go sling on the streets? Gonna find a dealer to sell to and recop the cash?

edit: But wait, I forgot the guy I'm talking to has the IQ to get into MIT, what was I thinking? Of course he can sell them. On second thought yea, I'd steal the industrial strength pain killers from my grandmother; she can suffer intense pain while I make a cool 10Gs, sweet.
He who adores the Beast shall drink of the wrath of God
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24653 Posts
June 01 2008 06:48 GMT
#4
On June 01 2008 15:46 EnergyTraction wrote:
Why do you insist on posting stories about the asshole antics of you and your friends? Why the fuck is he going through his grandma's medications to sell and throwing them away? What the fuck is this?

And even if you did keep them, who the fuck are you? A wholesale drug dealer? Who you gonna sell them to? Gonna go sling on the streets? Gonna find a dealer to sell to and recop the cash?

Scary how accurate this is hahaha.

I said 'no.'
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 01 2008 06:52 GMT
#5
It's almost as if I have channelled my thoughts into the past and had Traction post them.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 01 2008 06:53 GMT
#6
no i would never steal from my fucking grandmother get a life faggot
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 01 2008 06:54 GMT
#7
3 cheers to Traction

I voted yes because I'm not enough of a dumbass to throw away my grandmother's pills (seriously what the fuck).
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
June 01 2008 06:56 GMT
#8
Would I deal drugs for ten thousand dollars?

What the fuck?
Are you seriously posting this?
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
YoUr_KiLLeR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States3420 Posts
June 01 2008 06:57 GMT
#9
lol all monkeyspanker threads turn out like this.
what the fuck do you have to say for yourself now you protoss jackass can you retaliate in any way
drftsx
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States152 Posts
June 01 2008 06:59 GMT
#10
oxycontin definately isnt something you should be stealing/selling
EnergyTraction
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada233 Posts
June 01 2008 07:01 GMT
#11
Also what the fuck is he THROWING THEM AWAY FOR?
He who adores the Beast shall drink of the wrath of God
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
June 01 2008 07:01 GMT
#12
They only go for $40 a pop here. But fuck, that is still good money. Your friend is a moron. And I'd be deep in hookers and booze... I don't like pot.
Not bad for a cat toy.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24653 Posts
June 01 2008 07:06 GMT
#13
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
EnergyTraction
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada233 Posts
June 01 2008 07:09 GMT
#14
Yea I'm assuming she's probably dead, but it doesn't mean I can't fuck with him some
He who adores the Beast shall drink of the wrath of God
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
June 01 2008 07:14 GMT
#15
On June 01 2008 15:46 EnergyTraction wrote:
Why do you insist on posting stories about the asshole antics of you and your friends? Why the fuck is he going through his grandma's medications to sell and throwing them away? What the fuck is this?

And even if you did keep them, who the fuck are you? A wholesale drug dealer? Who you gonna sell them to? Gonna go sling on the streets? Gonna find a dealer to sell to and recop the cash?

edit: But wait, I forgot the guy I'm talking to has the IQ to get into MIT, what was I thinking? Of course he can sell them. On second thought yea, I'd steal the industrial strength pain killers from my grandmother; she can suffer intense pain while I make a cool 10Gs, sweet.


quoted for fucking truth
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
June 01 2008 07:15 GMT
#16
Traction won this thread.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 01 2008 07:18 GMT
#17
On June 01 2008 16:06 micronesia wrote:
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit.

Oh, well in that case then it's totally ok to commit a major felony.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13004 Posts
June 01 2008 07:20 GMT
#18
I was on Oxycodine for a while and it was top shit.

So I will vote yes.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24653 Posts
June 01 2008 07:21 GMT
#19
On June 01 2008 16:18 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2008 16:06 micronesia wrote:
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit.

Oh, well in that case then it's totally ok to commit a major felony.

Haha I get your point but it's totally irrelevant to mine.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 01 2008 07:22 GMT
#20
On June 01 2008 16:21 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2008 16:18 Jibba wrote:
On June 01 2008 16:06 micronesia wrote:
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit.

Oh, well in that case then it's totally ok to commit a major felony.

Haha I get your point but it's totally irrelevant to mine.

I know. This is seriously stupid though. Drug trafficking carries a minimum prison sentence in most states.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
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