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On June 14 2009 08:31 pubbanana wrote:
Then today she said that she loves me, but she wants a "real" relationship and that I'm not the one she wants it with.
reminds me of that bash quote
>>This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
also, epic update 
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If you really said that to her then that is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. lol.
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On June 14 2009 08:31 pubbanana wrote:
I was looking through my old blogs for material to use for my upcoming blog (it is going to be fucking massive), and I just thought I would update you guys on this situation since it has been over a year.
She broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago and then she came clinging onto me. We spent a lot of time together for past three weeks. I was so fucking happy, I could have died.
Then today she said that she loves me, but she wants a "real" relationship and that I'm not the one she wants it with.
And then I told her that I hope she gets cancer and dies.
So there you go.
i cant believe i missed this blog in the first place
one of the my favorite posters on tl
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On June 11 2008 20:55 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2008 00:07 Scorpion wrote:
I did this once at a party. I was fucking drunk and I started texting people that I liked them and I got an instant text response from this one chick who likes me a lot. She's a loud, annoying bitch and she has serious problems and her face is covered in acne(but she has a nice body) and she started texting back "really?"
Me: "Hell yessssss!"
Her: "Oh, how sweet! I like you a lot!!!"
I saw this as an opportunity to be a royal dick so I started leading her on. We kept going along with it till I got extremely irrational and just started saying "I loveeeee youuuu" over and over. I then just told her "Oh, sorry, wrong person" and I stopped texting her after that.
She was pissed off at me in school. Hahah XD I hope Mike Wallace castrates you, seriously.
x2, don't know who Mike Wallace is, but it doesn't sound good. (and yeah, I know it's a year old post)
@update: ahahahaha way to go :D
something similar happened to me before, I know how it sucks.
so it was really her sending those text msgs. lol
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LOL
wow, gj man... friggin hero alrite
I can't believe she said that shit... that's like a teacher saying hey I really deserved that A but I'm giving you the C instead...
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The more of your responses I read, the better I feel.
Thank you.
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Lol I hope you really said that because it sounds like the girl deserves it. She shouldn't treat people like that.
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wow dude you need to stop acting the way you are acting right now. From the first post I saw on the thread I knew this wasnt going anywhere. Your brain is releasing chemical and it makes you feel and act stupid. You should look from another person perspective and look at yourself and how you act. If you want a girl then act kool. Its your brain releasing chemical man that is why you are stupid. You need to think smart and change. I think her impression of you is already really bad. I would advice you to stop talking to her for 3 months and work on changing yourself. Change your mentality and physically. Workout 2 hours a day for 3 months and eat correctly. Find other things to do and go out and see new people. Im trying to do the same thing but Im too lazy lol. I will start tomorrow since its monday. Peace
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On June 15 2009 13:33 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
wow dude you need to stop acting the way you are acting right now. From the first post I saw on the thread I knew this wasnt going anywhere. Your brain is releasing chemical and it makes you feel and act stupid. You should look from another person perspective and look at yourself and how you act. If you want a girl then act kool. Its your brain releasing chemical man that is why you are stupid. You need to think smart and change. I think her impression of you is already really bad. I would advice you to stop talking to her for 3 months and work on changing yourself. Change your mentality and physically. Workout 2 hours a day for 3 months and eat correctly. Find other things to do and go out and see new people. Im trying to do the same thing but Im too lazy lol. I will start tomorrow since its monday. Peace
I hate myself. There. Happy? Now, shut the fuck up.
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On June 15 2009 13:33 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
wow dude you need to stop acting the way you are acting right now. From the first post I saw on the thread I knew this wasnt going anywhere. Your brain is releasing chemical and it makes you feel and act stupid. You should look from another person perspective and look at yourself and how you act. If you want a girl then act kool. Its your brain releasing chemical man that is why you are stupid. You need to think smart and change. I think her impression of you is already really bad. I would advice you to stop talking to her for 3 months and work on changing yourself. Change your mentality and physically. Workout 2 hours a day for 3 months and eat correctly. Find other things to do and go out and see new people. Im trying to do the same thing but Im too lazy lol. I will start tomorrow since its monday. Peace
lol, what the fuck?
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On June 15 2009 12:39 pubbanana wrote:
The more of your responses I read, the better I feel.
Thank you.
You're my hero by the way. You've done what I wish I could have <3
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OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging.
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On June 16 2009 18:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging.
Do you fucking have an ounce of reading comprehension you dumbfuck troll?
fanacist is right - you are either 1) mentally retarded, 2) #1 "the troll" troll
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94671
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601 (Scroll till you see "troll" category - 1st example
On a related note, pub that really sucks. I've felt those urges before and given the fact that she was being so receptive, I would've done what you did and have it royally haunt myself for the rest of my life.
But given the chance to re do it, i'd prly txt back b/c the girl might be harboring deep feelings for you. Really depends on the girl. gL mate
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Pubbanana! Good on you.
So yeah the girl I liked for ~5 years decides to ask me out after I get a girlfriend.
Cheers.
edit: Unfortunately, I don't have your balls =/
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On June 14 2009 10:49 LeperKahn wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 09:00 foeffa wrote:
Rightfully telling her to FOAD, I might add. I'm guessing that is "Fuck off and die?" haha
Indeed it is. ^_^ Also a great acronym for when ex-gf's want to break up, but "still want to stayreally close friends".
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Sounds like a dirty cunt to me. Good job.
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ok well, I think your just overreacting. If you truly love her as they say, let her go.
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gg pubbanana. You are awesome.
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On June 16 2009 18:40 kdog3683 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 18:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging. Do you fucking have an ounce of reading comprehension you dumbfuck troll? fanacist is right - you are either 1) mentally retarded, 2) #1 "the troll" troll http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94671http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601 (Scroll till you see "troll" category - 1st example On a related note, pub that really sucks. I've felt those urges before and given the fact that she was being so receptive, I would've done what you did and have it royally haunt myself for the rest of my life. But given the chance to re do it, i'd prly txt back b/c the girl might be harboring deep feelings for you. Really depends on the girl. gL mate
What exactly did I not comprehend? The part where he texted a bunch of lame texts to her little brother (or she fucking lied and said it wasn't her because he didn't actually have the courage to call her to confirm) . What the fuck fuck you
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