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There is a girl on this planet who I would marry right this second if given the chance. I've only known her for around a year now, and even I can't explain why I feel so strongly for her. I just always have.
But I didn't dare ever let her know that. We'd jokingly say "Let's get married" every now and then, and my heart always beat a little harder after she would say it.
So, this past weekend, she's away at her beach house with her family and she decides to text me for a little bit while she's drinking. I ask if she's 'drunk yet' every now and then, always being told "no, not yet"
And then shit starts getting weird.
I'd ask her a question, and then out of nowhere, she'd say something like "I like you."
After a few times, I just said "I like you, too." back to her. I am seriously of two minds at this point.
She then says "I love you ... maybe"
I don't think there was a happier human being in the history of the world in the moment I read that. So, while she's being unusually affectionate with me while she's (presumably) intoxicated, I just go right along with it. I figure if she's sincerely embarrassed by this in the morning, I'll take it all in stride and tell her not to worry about it.
But then the texts stop coming. It's around 2 AM.
I was hanging out with a friend from 1 to around 6, so when he finally left, I went back inside to lay down. Then, I started getting texts again.
"I love you."
No maybes, no periods, no nothing. Just a statement. "I love you."
I use all of everything I have to type "I love you, too." back to her. I wait.
She says some incoherent shit about me calling her and for me to be quiet, and I just tell her to go to bed. I know that in the morning, things between us may be completely different (but in a good way.)
But I don't hear anything from her for 4 days. I knew she had a boyfriend, so I was wondering if he somehow read her text messages or something.
Then, just now, at 5 in the morning, she texts me and asks "Did I talk to you this weekend?"
I said "You just texted me a little when you were REALLY drunk."
and then comes this
"Oh lol well my little brother's friend had the phone half the time, so I didn't know what was being said."
That explains the outbursts of emotion inbetween our random question asking sessions.
"It's okay. Don't worry about it."
"Lol ok"
Lol ok.
Lol ok.
EL OH FUCKING EL OH KAY.
I really wanted her to die at that point. I'm not sure why. I just had this intense hatred for her in that moment that I can't really explain.
But we're not done yet. I casually try and start conversation with her. Who knows? It's worth a try.
"What are you doing up so late?"
"Bout to pass out. Night."
"Oh. You just woke me up and now you're going to bed?"
"Lol sorry night."
I fucking hate this girl.
(I don't want advice or sympathy, I just wanted to write this down because ... I don't know. I just felt like it.)
 
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Women are evil.
Edit: you are 20, yes?
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On May 29 2008 19:23 NeoIllusions wrote:
Women are evil.
Edit: you are 20, yes?
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Listen, let's put aside that you got "pranked" by her brother's friend, this is a general rule: Never ever respond to advances of drunken girls. They tend not to think about what they're doing. Just be polite and don't let yourself in on it. Then, the next morning, talk to her about what she said and things will clear up quite quickly.
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Dude, that sucks ass.
Nothing worse than having your raised hopes dashed in a bullshit revelation like that.
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yeah what what d1v said!
girls are just so much more emo than boys (on average) that some of them really abuse their sexual superiority over the males to make themselves feel better with all their complexes and girl problems.
Add alcohol and some girls will really turn into pure evil.
Trying to hit on you cus they know u have a gf, hitting on you and then letting you drop right when u think its about to happen, giving the guy who loves you some hope only to crush it the next day.
Wait as I read that last sentence again It fucking bothers me how irrational and retarded many girls are. Crushing the one who most likely loves u, falling for the one who most likely will cheat on you?
Welcome to a girls world.
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FUCKKKKINGG FUCK man dude that's some fucking painful shit right there -_-
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I guess I didn't explain it clearly enough in the post, but I tried several times to ignore her. Believe me, I fucking tried my hardest to just say "She's just drunk, she doesn't like you." and then I'd turn around and give myself a stupid reason to think otherwise (like how her spelling and grammar were perfect.) I don't know. When you want to believe something, anything seems possible.
On May 29 2008 19:23 NeoIllusions wrote:
Women are evil.
Edit: you are 20, yes?
Still 19 T_T
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ahh you are confuseed~~
Confussed I say :D
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I tought it was a pretty fucking funny story.
That should teach you a lesson to stop confessing over text messages.
You kids these days are fucked up.
I once had a girlfriend who was that text-happy too. Hated it, she could not tell me in person that she loved me, allways over messages when she left and i treated it as nothing more than a "bye" or "cya". Where's the real romance?
The hill near the lake, the green grass, the smell of flowers, unter the old tree, the silence, the fear, and then *POW* I LOVE YOU -> the sex -> the sex -> the sex -> the sex -> the food -> the sex -> the sex
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- She might really like you, but she's either really shy so she backs up sometimes or she's still uncertain about you respectively if she wants to start a (real) relationship
- She might also just toy around with you
Basically you gotta find out more. :p How she feels about you. It's nearly impossible to tell that from text messages. Especially when it might have been someone else sending them, lol.
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yeah on another note i totally agree withy jayson, confessing over text messages is pretty fucking pathetic. fortunately that cant happen to me since I dont even have a mobile (yep, thats true oldschool fuckers!)
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Internet and cellphone romance is the norm these days. Seriously, move out of the 80s.
Anyway, that sucks ass. What a load of shit. -_-
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That's a bunch of bull, sorry man
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My intuition is that in actuality she was the one sending those texts (while drunk, which makes them no less true because one's guard comes down when inebriated) and her embarrassment the next day prompted her to make up that bullshit story about her little brother's friend having her phone. Why else would she ask you, "Did I talk to you this weekend?" What would even prompt her to ask that other than to have your response as a lead-in to her bullshit story.
I mean, reaaaaaaaaaaally?
Either she is a technologically-challenged baboon who can't unravel the mysteries of her cell phone's "Sent Messages," "Inbox," and "Call History," - in which case, you should ask yourself why you would want to date such an insipid half-wit in the first place - or she is just another young, stupid girl who doesn't know how to deal with her emotions.
You decide which is really the most probable case.
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My intuition is that in actuality she was the one sending those texts (while drunk, which makes them no less true because one's guard comes down when inebriated) and her embarrassment the next day prompted her to make up that bullshit story about her little brother's friend having her phone. Why else would she ask you, "Did I talk to you this weekend?" What would even prompt her to ask that other than to have your response as a lead-in to her bullshit story.
Said it before I could. It definitely sounds like an excuse.
I say you quit pretending you don't like her that way and just confess yourself lol. Worst thing that could happen is she say "aw, I'm sorry I don't feel the same," and you move on. No point in entertaining this retarded friendship lol. If she already had a boyfriend when you met her, and still does now, I don't know what you were doing or what your plan was, but it was bad.
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I did this once at a party. I was fucking drunk and I started texting people that I liked them and I got an instant text response from this one chick who likes me a lot. She's a loud, annoying bitch and she has serious problems and her face is covered in acne(but she has a nice body) and she started texting back "really?"
Me: "Hell yessssss!"
Her: "Oh, how sweet! I like you a lot!!!"
I saw this as an opportunity to be a royal dick so I started leading her on. We kept going along with it till I got extremely irrational and just started saying "I loveeeee youuuu" over and over. I then just told her "Oh, sorry, wrong person" and I stopped texting her after that.
She was pissed off at me in school. Hahah XD
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but I bet she remembered what she had written in her text messages and used the brother story as an excuse ..
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I would have just called them up and confirm what the hell was going on if I get suspiciously weird messages from friends. Don't continue to text.
On May 30 2008 00:07 Scorpion wrote:
I did this once at a party. I was fucking drunk and I started texting people that I liked them and I got an instant text response from this one chick who likes me a lot. She's a loud, annoying bitch and she has serious problems and her face is covered in acne(but she has a nice body) and she started texting back "really?"
Me: "Hell yessssss!"
Her: "Oh, how sweet! I like you a lot!!!"
I saw this as an opportunity to be a royal dick so I started leading her on. We kept going along with it till I got extremely irrational and just started saying "I loveeeee youuuu" over and over. I then just told her "Oh, sorry, wrong person" and I stopped texting her after that.
She was pissed off at me in school. Hahah XD
LOL!
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Saying "I love you" over text is just asking for trouble.
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On May 29 2008 20:37 diehilde wrote:
yeah on another note i totally agree withy jayson, confessing over text messages is pretty fucking pathetic. fortunately that cant happen to me since I dont even have a mobile (yep, thats true oldschool fuckers!)
high five mate! i aint got no cellies either!!
anyways confessing over cells, or whatver is generally bad. always, always you have to confront the person. the emotions, sights, sounds are way more amplified in real life.
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On May 29 2008 20:42 H_ wrote:
Internet and cellphone romance is the norm these days. Seriously, move out of the 80s.
Oh i'm so sorry that i'm not emotionaly aroused by some text messages probably full of ascii emoticons.
Call me old fashion but i like to see my partners face when she tells me she loves me.
Well ok if she's ugly i prefer textmsgs too.
Ahhh...i see...
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Guys, I didn't choose these circumstances. She was gone on a vacation and she's a text-whore. What can I do? Even when we're together and sitting right across/next to each other, she'll still text me. I don't understand it, either.
As for calling, she did say something about me calling her (by then it was 6 in the morning) and I actually did try to call her twice. She never answered either time. I figured she was already asleep by then.
I don't know, now that I've had some time to sleep on this, it doesn't seem like such a big deal. Basically, I'm in the "Oh well, fuck her." mood today.
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Yea bitches...can be bitches...While I was in high school it was funny b/c I dated 2 girls that never uses text messages and once high school was over I talked to some other girl that our mobile services musta had text issues b/c we would get mad delays on messages so I really never had that "text-happy" fling go on between me and a girl. Tell you truth I don't even text anybody at all. I think i'm glad I dated those girls...Speaking eye to eye is way better IMO.
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On May 29 2008 19:50 pubbanana wrote:I guess I didn't explain it clearly enough in the post, but I tried several times to ignore her. Believe me, I fucking tried my hardest to just say "She's just drunk, she doesn't like you." and then I'd turn around and give myself a stupid reason to think otherwise (like how her spelling and grammar were perfect.) I don't know. When you want to believe something, anything seems possible. Show nested quote +On May 29 2008 19:23 NeoIllusions wrote:
Women are evil.
Edit: you are 20, yes? Still 19 T_T
23 here. I'm not going to judge your situation but at least when I was at your age, the thought of marriage never crossed my mind. So man, your situation is drastic.  Oh, and the way she batted off your answers post-drunkenness was mad lame.
But no matter what happens, you have a fan in me. :3
<3 pubbanana
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in my experience anyone who heard "i love you" from their partner before they went out didn't last, you just don't really know yet and thats too much pressure.
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Most likely, she was the one with the phone when texting that stuff to you. She didn't talk to you for 4 days because she didn't want your old relationship to change. There's a good chance that those feelings are real. That is to say "I like you, I love you *maybe*" probably describes her true feelings.
If she breaks up with her boyfriend ever, it may be worthwhile taking the chance to sweep in assuming your feelings for her are good at that time.
If you seriously really do hate her right now though.... then I think you just had a crush. o.o
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Wow, and I thought I got owned by women.
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Leechers, the lot of em! Enjoy your phone bill :>
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On May 30 2008 00:07 Scorpion wrote:
I did this once at a party. I was fucking drunk and I started texting people that I liked them and I got an instant text response from this one chick who likes me a lot. She's a loud, annoying bitch and she has serious problems and her face is covered in acne(but she has a nice body) and she started texting back "really?"
Me: "Hell yessssss!"
Her: "Oh, how sweet! I like you a lot!!!"
I saw this as an opportunity to be a royal dick so I started leading her on. We kept going along with it till I got extremely irrational and just started saying "I loveeeee youuuu" over and over. I then just told her "Oh, sorry, wrong person" and I stopped texting her after that.
She was pissed off at me in school. Hahah XD
LOL
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Thats tough dude but heres one of many corny notes from facebook:
+ Show Spoiler +IT'S 7TH GRADE...
I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...
IT'S JUNIOR YEAR...
My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to go to sleep... She looked at me.. Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...
IT'S SENIOR YEAR...
The day before prom... She walked to my locker... "My date is sick" she said... He's not going to go... Well... I didn't have a date and in 7th grade... We made a promise that if neiter of us had dates... We'd go together just as "best friends"... And so we did...
IT'S PROM NIGHT...
After everything was over with... I was standing at her front door step... I stared at her ... She smiled at me... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me like that... And I know it... Then she said "I had the best time... Thanks!"... And she gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to telll her... I wanted her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
IT'S GRADUATION DAY...
A day passed... And then a week... And then a month... Before I could blink... It was graduation day... I watched her... Perfect body... Floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me that way... And I know it... Before everyone went home... She came to me in her smock and hat... And cried as I hugged her... Then she lifted her head from my shoulders and said "you're my best friend"... "Thanks!"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her.. I wanted to know that I wanted to be more than "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy... And I don't know why...
IT'S A FEW YEARS LATER...
Now I sit in the pews of the church... A church that she is getting married in now... I watched her say "I do" an drive off to her new life... Married to another man... I wanted her to be mine... But she didn't see me like that... And I knew it... But before she drove away... She came to me and said "You came!... Thanks!"... And she kissed me on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I wantd her to know that I didn't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
YEARS PASSED...
I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend"... At the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years... This is what it said... "I stare at him... Wishing he was mine... But he doesn't notice me like that... And I know it... I wanted to tell him... I wanted him to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love him but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why... I wish he would tell me he loved me"... I wish I did too... I thought to myself and I cried...
Lesson: Tell her before it's too late.
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I feel for you pubbanana. That might just be the definition of getting your heart ripped out and then being slapped around with it. :[ I am no expert in these matters but I agree that the brother story was made up.
And Flying_Llama, why do you have to post such tear-duct-provoking pieces of crap :'(
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don't play that kind of game involving texting and not in person.
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lol that shit's so fucking typical, and lol i agree with poilord xD blatantly some cheap ass cop out.
My advice: look for more girls (single) like her and stop hanging around hoping her boyfriend disappears in a freak yachting accident.
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On May 30 2008 08:00 Flying_Llama wrote:Thats tough dude but heres one of many corny notes from facebook: + Show Spoiler +IT'S 7TH GRADE...
I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...
IT'S JUNIOR YEAR...
My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to go to sleep... She looked at me.. Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...
IT'S SENIOR YEAR...
The day before prom... She walked to my locker... "My date is sick" she said... He's not going to go... Well... I didn't have a date and in 7th grade... We made a promise that if neiter of us had dates... We'd go together just as "best friends"... And so we did...
IT'S PROM NIGHT...
After everything was over with... I was standing at her front door step... I stared at her ... She smiled at me... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me like that... And I know it... Then she said "I had the best time... Thanks!"... And she gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to telll her... I wanted her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
IT'S GRADUATION DAY...
A day passed... And then a week... And then a month... Before I could blink... It was graduation day... I watched her... Perfect body... Floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me that way... And I know it... Before everyone went home... She came to me in her smock and hat... And cried as I hugged her... Then she lifted her head from my shoulders and said "you're my best friend"... "Thanks!"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her.. I wanted to know that I wanted to be more than "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy... And I don't know why...
IT'S A FEW YEARS LATER...
Now I sit in the pews of the church... A church that she is getting married in now... I watched her say "I do" an drive off to her new life... Married to another man... I wanted her to be mine... But she didn't see me like that... And I knew it... But before she drove away... She came to me and said "You came!... Thanks!"... And she kissed me on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I wantd her to know that I didn't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
YEARS PASSED...
I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend"... At the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years... This is what it said... "I stare at him... Wishing he was mine... But he doesn't notice me like that... And I know it... I wanted to tell him... I wanted him to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love him but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why... I wish he would tell me he loved me"... I wish I did too... I thought to myself and I cried... Lesson: Tell her before it's too late.
corny yes, but sad, very sad
i liked it
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On May 30 2008 00:07 Scorpion wrote:
I did this once at a party. I was fucking drunk and I started texting people that I liked them and I got an instant text response from this one chick who likes me a lot. She's a loud, annoying bitch and she has serious problems and her face is covered in acne(but she has a nice body) and she started texting back "really?"
Me: "Hell yessssss!"
Her: "Oh, how sweet! I like you a lot!!!"
I saw this as an opportunity to be a royal dick so I started leading her on. We kept going along with it till I got extremely irrational and just started saying "I loveeeee youuuu" over and over. I then just told her "Oh, sorry, wrong person" and I stopped texting her after that.
She was pissed off at me in school. Hahah XD
you asshole
jk nice
On May 30 2008 02:23 pubbanana wrote:
Guys, I didn't choose these circumstances. She was gone on a vacation and she's a text-whore. What can I do? Even when we're together and sitting right across/next to each other, she'll still text me. I don't understand it, either.
As for calling, she did say something about me calling her (by then it was 6 in the morning) and I actually did try to call her twice. She never answered either time. I figured she was already asleep by then.
I don't know, now that I've had some time to sleep on this, it doesn't seem like such a big deal. Basically, I'm in the "Oh well, fuck her." mood today.
bitches under everything
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Sooo next time instead of sitting around in limbo why don't you go for it.
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shitty man, but you shoulda known something was up
lol that you now hate her? *she* didnt even do anything
haha people are wierd..(and women are evil, even if she didnt do anything, so i understand anyway )
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I didn't read anything you wrote yet, but I'm just posting ahead of time before anyone else sees this post at the top of the blogs list and gets the idea that it's still bothering me. I've moved on.
Time to read your post :D
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On May 29 2008 23:37 Rayzorblade wrote:
My intuition is that in actuality she was the one sending those texts (while drunk, which makes them no less true because one's guard comes down when inebriated) and her embarrassment the next day prompted her to make up that bullshit story about her little brother's friend having her phone. Why else would she ask you, "Did I talk to you this weekend?" What would even prompt her to ask that other than to have your response as a lead-in to her bullshit story.
I mean, reaaaaaaaaaaally?
Either she is a technologically-challenged baboon who can't unravel the mysteries of her cell phone's "Sent Messages," "Inbox," and "Call History," - in which case, you should ask yourself why you would want to date such an insipid half-wit in the first place - or she is just another young, stupid girl who doesn't know how to deal with her emotions.
You decide which is really the most probable case.
Bang. That excuse was such bullshit, and I'm sure she knows what each of your messages said.
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On May 30 2008 00:07 Scorpion wrote:
I did this once at a party. I was fucking drunk and I started texting people that I liked them and I got an instant text response from this one chick who likes me a lot. She's a loud, annoying bitch and she has serious problems and her face is covered in acne(but she has a nice body) and she started texting back "really?"
Me: "Hell yessssss!"
Her: "Oh, how sweet! I like you a lot!!!"
I saw this as an opportunity to be a royal dick so I started leading her on. We kept going along with it till I got extremely irrational and just started saying "I loveeeee youuuu" over and over. I then just told her "Oh, sorry, wrong person" and I stopped texting her after that.
She was pissed off at me in school. Hahah XD
I hope Mike Wallace castrates you, seriously.
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I was looking through my old blogs for material to use for my upcoming blog (it is going to be fucking massive), and I just thought I would update you guys on this situation since it has been over a year.
She broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago and then she came clinging onto me. We spent a lot of time together for past three weeks. I was so fucking happy, I could have died.
Then today she said that she loves me, but she wants a "real" relationship and that I'm not the one she wants it with.
And then I told her that I hope she gets cancer and dies.
So there you go.
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Ah good thing you posted how it ended. ^_^ I was gonna be disappointed to have this bumped without some closure. :p Rightfully telling her to FOAD, I might add.
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On June 14 2009 08:31 pubbanana wrote:
And then I told her that I hope she gets cancer and dies.
So there you go.
Hero
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EDIT: Apparently I'm a blind son of a bitch. Someone slap me.
On June 14 2009 08:31 pubbanana wrote:
Then today she said that she loves me, but she wants a "real" relationship and that I'm not the one she wants it with.
Wow what a hoe... Why would anyone say that...
"You're cool and all, but to be honest I hate the shit out of you... Oh can you buy me a pony?"
On June 14 2009 09:00 foeffa wrote:
Rightfully telling her to FOAD, I might add.
I'm guessing that is "Fuck off and die?" haha
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the funny thing is if you said that to her, she would be off with her gaggle of friends right now talking about what an asshole you are
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On June 14 2009 10:58 anderoo wrote:
the funny thing is if you said that to her, she would be off with her gaggle of friends right now talking about what an asshole you are
Good. Fine. Fuck her. I hope her and her whole gaggle dies of AIDS.
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On June 14 2009 11:02 pubbanana wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 10:58 anderoo wrote:
the funny thing is if you said that to her, she would be off with her gaggle of friends right now talking about what an asshole you are Good. Fine. Fuck her. I hope her and her whole gaggle dies of AIDS.
I'm guessing you didn't actually say the cancer part, but I do think telling her to fuck off after pulling that stunt was in order so gj on that.
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No, I really did tell her that I hope she gets cancer and dies. She said "Why would you ever say that?" to which I replied "Because fuck you, that's why."
I got fucking vicious.
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i love you pubbanana
forget her, lets be gay together
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wow
it's all so pathetic.
there is no way that getting involved in playing games like that can be worth it
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On June 14 2009 12:52 travis wrote:
wow
it's all so pathetic.
Yeah.
On June 14 2009 11:20 anderoo wrote:
i love you pubbanana
forget her, lets be gay together
We can get something going, I suppose.
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On June 14 2009 08:31 pubbanana wrote:
Then today she said that she loves me, but she wants a "real" relationship and that I'm not the one she wants it with.
reminds me of that bash quote
>>This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
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If you really said that to her then that is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. lol.
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On June 14 2009 08:31 pubbanana wrote:
I was looking through my old blogs for material to use for my upcoming blog (it is going to be fucking massive), and I just thought I would update you guys on this situation since it has been over a year.
She broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago and then she came clinging onto me. We spent a lot of time together for past three weeks. I was so fucking happy, I could have died.
Then today she said that she loves me, but she wants a "real" relationship and that I'm not the one she wants it with.
And then I told her that I hope she gets cancer and dies.
So there you go.
i cant believe i missed this blog in the first place
one of the my favorite posters on tl
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On June 11 2008 20:55 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On May 30 2008 00:07 Scorpion wrote:
I did this once at a party. I was fucking drunk and I started texting people that I liked them and I got an instant text response from this one chick who likes me a lot. She's a loud, annoying bitch and she has serious problems and her face is covered in acne(but she has a nice body) and she started texting back "really?"
Me: "Hell yessssss!"
Her: "Oh, how sweet! I like you a lot!!!"
I saw this as an opportunity to be a royal dick so I started leading her on. We kept going along with it till I got extremely irrational and just started saying "I loveeeee youuuu" over and over. I then just told her "Oh, sorry, wrong person" and I stopped texting her after that.
She was pissed off at me in school. Hahah XD I hope Mike Wallace castrates you, seriously.
x2, don't know who Mike Wallace is, but it doesn't sound good. (and yeah, I know it's a year old post)
@update: ahahahaha way to go :D
something similar happened to me before, I know how it sucks.
so it was really her sending those text msgs. lol
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LOL
wow, gj man... friggin hero alrite
I can't believe she said that shit... that's like a teacher saying hey I really deserved that A but I'm giving you the C instead...
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The more of your responses I read, the better I feel.
Thank you.
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Lol I hope you really said that because it sounds like the girl deserves it. She shouldn't treat people like that.
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wow dude you need to stop acting the way you are acting right now. From the first post I saw on the thread I knew this wasnt going anywhere. Your brain is releasing chemical and it makes you feel and act stupid. You should look from another person perspective and look at yourself and how you act. If you want a girl then act kool. Its your brain releasing chemical man that is why you are stupid. You need to think smart and change. I think her impression of you is already really bad. I would advice you to stop talking to her for 3 months and work on changing yourself. Change your mentality and physically. Workout 2 hours a day for 3 months and eat correctly. Find other things to do and go out and see new people. Im trying to do the same thing but Im too lazy lol. I will start tomorrow since its monday. Peace
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On June 15 2009 13:33 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
wow dude you need to stop acting the way you are acting right now. From the first post I saw on the thread I knew this wasnt going anywhere. Your brain is releasing chemical and it makes you feel and act stupid. You should look from another person perspective and look at yourself and how you act. If you want a girl then act kool. Its your brain releasing chemical man that is why you are stupid. You need to think smart and change. I think her impression of you is already really bad. I would advice you to stop talking to her for 3 months and work on changing yourself. Change your mentality and physically. Workout 2 hours a day for 3 months and eat correctly. Find other things to do and go out and see new people. Im trying to do the same thing but Im too lazy lol. I will start tomorrow since its monday. Peace
I hate myself. There. Happy? Now, shut the fuck up.
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On June 15 2009 13:33 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
wow dude you need to stop acting the way you are acting right now. From the first post I saw on the thread I knew this wasnt going anywhere. Your brain is releasing chemical and it makes you feel and act stupid. You should look from another person perspective and look at yourself and how you act. If you want a girl then act kool. Its your brain releasing chemical man that is why you are stupid. You need to think smart and change. I think her impression of you is already really bad. I would advice you to stop talking to her for 3 months and work on changing yourself. Change your mentality and physically. Workout 2 hours a day for 3 months and eat correctly. Find other things to do and go out and see new people. Im trying to do the same thing but Im too lazy lol. I will start tomorrow since its monday. Peace
lol, what the fuck?
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On June 15 2009 12:39 pubbanana wrote:
The more of your responses I read, the better I feel.
Thank you.
You're my hero by the way. You've done what I wish I could have <3
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OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging.
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On June 16 2009 18:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging.
Do you fucking have an ounce of reading comprehension you dumbfuck troll?
fanacist is right - you are either 1) mentally retarded, 2) #1 "the troll" troll
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94671
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601 (Scroll till you see "troll" category - 1st example
On a related note, pub that really sucks. I've felt those urges before and given the fact that she was being so receptive, I would've done what you did and have it royally haunt myself for the rest of my life.
But given the chance to re do it, i'd prly txt back b/c the girl might be harboring deep feelings for you. Really depends on the girl. gL mate
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Pubbanana! Good on you.
So yeah the girl I liked for ~5 years decides to ask me out after I get a girlfriend.
Cheers.
edit: Unfortunately, I don't have your balls =/
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On June 14 2009 10:49 LeperKahn wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2009 09:00 foeffa wrote:
Rightfully telling her to FOAD, I might add. I'm guessing that is "Fuck off and die?" haha
Indeed it is. ^_^ Also a great acronym for when ex-gf's want to break up, but "still want to stayreally close friends".
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Sounds like a dirty cunt to me. Good job.
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ok well, I think your just overreacting. If you truly love her as they say, let her go.
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gg pubbanana. You are awesome.
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On June 16 2009 18:40 kdog3683 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 18:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging. Do you fucking have an ounce of reading comprehension you dumbfuck troll? fanacist is right - you are either 1) mentally retarded, 2) #1 "the troll" troll http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94671http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601 (Scroll till you see "troll" category - 1st example On a related note, pub that really sucks. I've felt those urges before and given the fact that she was being so receptive, I would've done what you did and have it royally haunt myself for the rest of my life. But given the chance to re do it, i'd prly txt back b/c the girl might be harboring deep feelings for you. Really depends on the girl. gL mate
What exactly did I not comprehend? The part where he texted a bunch of lame texts to her little brother (or she fucking lied and said it wasn't her because he didn't actually have the courage to call her to confirm) . What the fuck fuck you
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yea fuck her......BURN HER ON THE STAKE!
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On June 21 2009 10:28 CharlieMurphy wrote:Show nested quote +On June 16 2009 18:40 kdog3683 wrote:On June 16 2009 18:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging. Do you fucking have an ounce of reading comprehension you dumbfuck troll? fanacist is right - you are either 1) mentally retarded, 2) #1 "the troll" troll http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94671http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601 (Scroll till you see "troll" category - 1st example On a related note, pub that really sucks. I've felt those urges before and given the fact that she was being so receptive, I would've done what you did and have it royally haunt myself for the rest of my life. But given the chance to re do it, i'd prly txt back b/c the girl might be harboring deep feelings for you. Really depends on the girl. gL mate What exactly did I not comprehend? The part where he texted a bunch of lame texts to her little brother (or she fucking lied and said it wasn't her because he didn't actually have the courage to call her to confirm) . What the fuck fuck you
On May 30 2008 02:23 pubbanana wrote:
Guys, I didn't choose these circumstances. She was gone on a vacation and she's a text-whore. What can I do? Even when we're together and sitting right across/next to each other, she'll still text me. I don't understand it, either.
As for calling, she did say something about me calling her (by then it was 6 in the morning) and I actually did try to call her twice. She never answered either time. I figured she was already asleep by then.
I don't know, now that I've had some time to sleep on this, it doesn't seem like such a big deal. Basically, I'm in the "Oh well, fuck her." mood today.
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Hahaha, that was so worth the bump :D
You've got to learn to forget people like this. Imagine actually being in a long-term relationship with someone this irresponsible... Surely you'll find them less attractive.
Second tip: Ignore anyone like this who complains about problems that are their own fault. They will not learn until they realise they have no one to cry to.
PS: Cell-phones are pretty much the worst invention ever.
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On June 22 2009 08:39 pubbanana wrote:Show nested quote +On June 21 2009 10:28 CharlieMurphy wrote:On June 16 2009 18:40 kdog3683 wrote:On June 16 2009 18:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging. Do you fucking have an ounce of reading comprehension you dumbfuck troll? fanacist is right - you are either 1) mentally retarded, 2) #1 "the troll" troll http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94671http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601 (Scroll till you see "troll" category - 1st example On a related note, pub that really sucks. I've felt those urges before and given the fact that she was being so receptive, I would've done what you did and have it royally haunt myself for the rest of my life. But given the chance to re do it, i'd prly txt back b/c the girl might be harboring deep feelings for you. Really depends on the girl. gL mate What exactly did I not comprehend? The part where he texted a bunch of lame texts to her little brother (or she fucking lied and said it wasn't her because he didn't actually have the courage to call her to confirm) . What the fuck fuck you Show nested quote +On May 30 2008 02:23 pubbanana wrote:
Guys, I didn't choose these circumstances. She was gone on a vacation and she's a text-whore. What can I do? Even when we're together and sitting right across/next to each other, she'll still text me. I don't understand it, either.
As for calling, she did say something about me calling her (by then it was 6 in the morning) and I actually did try to call her twice. She never answered either time. I figured she was already asleep by then.
I don't know, now that I've had some time to sleep on this, it doesn't seem like such a big deal. Basically, I'm in the "Oh well, fuck her." mood today.
I obviously didn't read the rest of the thread, I replied only to the OP. That has nothing to do with reading comprehension like Kdork3683 suggested.
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On June 22 2009 08:59 CharlieMurphy wrote:Show nested quote +On June 22 2009 08:39 pubbanana wrote:On June 21 2009 10:28 CharlieMurphy wrote:On June 16 2009 18:40 kdog3683 wrote:On June 16 2009 18:12 CharlieMurphy wrote:
OP is the exact reason why you should just be a man and call a bitch, instead of this pussy footing text messaging. Do you fucking have an ounce of reading comprehension you dumbfuck troll? fanacist is right - you are either 1) mentally retarded, 2) #1 "the troll" troll http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94671http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94601 (Scroll till you see "troll" category - 1st example On a related note, pub that really sucks. I've felt those urges before and given the fact that she was being so receptive, I would've done what you did and have it royally haunt myself for the rest of my life. But given the chance to re do it, i'd prly txt back b/c the girl might be harboring deep feelings for you. Really depends on the girl. gL mate What exactly did I not comprehend? The part where he texted a bunch of lame texts to her little brother (or she fucking lied and said it wasn't her because he didn't actually have the courage to call her to confirm) . What the fuck fuck you On May 30 2008 02:23 pubbanana wrote:
Guys, I didn't choose these circumstances. She was gone on a vacation and she's a text-whore. What can I do? Even when we're together and sitting right across/next to each other, she'll still text me. I don't understand it, either.
As for calling, she did say something about me calling her (by then it was 6 in the morning) and I actually did try to call her twice. She never answered either time. I figured she was already asleep by then.
I don't know, now that I've had some time to sleep on this, it doesn't seem like such a big deal. Basically, I'm in the "Oh well, fuck her." mood today. I obviously didn't read the rest of the thread, I replied only to the OP. That has nothing to do with reading comprehension like Kdork3683 suggested.
Okay, whatever.
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On June 15 2009 13:33 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
wow dude you need to stop acting the way you are acting right now. From the first post I saw on the thread I knew this wasnt going anywhere. Your brain is releasing chemical and it makes you feel and act stupid. You should look from another person perspective and look at yourself and how you act. If you want a girl then act kool. Its your brain releasing chemical man that is why you are stupid. You need to think smart and change. I think her impression of you is already really bad. I would advice you to stop talking to her for 3 months and work on changing yourself. Change your mentality and physically. Workout 2 hours a day for 3 months and eat correctly. Find other things to do and go out and see new people. Im trying to do the same thing but Im too lazy lol. I will start tomorrow since its monday. Peace
lmfao where'd this even come from?
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What the fuck! What's up with women and mind games...
I'm glad you had enough balls to cut the bitch completely off. It's obvious she was only using you as a coping mechanism. Once the friendship boundary is established it can almost never be broke.
Your past situation reminded me of this.
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Good job. If she's anything like any of the girls I know, she's probably fully aware of what she's doing to you but won't admit it (to anyone or to herself). Girls do this type of thing because for some reason, they always tag some poor guy as the eternal backup who they toy with but secretly aren't attracted to. It's partially because once you show interest, they know they can set their sets "higher" and have backup just in case.
But they'd never admit it, and they'll feel wronged in the process. You did the right thing - I wish more guys did, because I know so many guys who end up pining after those types of girls and writing emo poetry to them.
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probably not the best time to devil's advocate...
but is it really that unusual for someone to be in love/attracted to someone they don't want to date?
maybe i'm just jaded, but there are a lot of other important factors to a successful relationship than just love.
regardless, matters of the heart are never simple and are often not forgiving, my sympathy goes out to you pubbanana.
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