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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 09:10 GMT
#1
to burn down the city of berkeley, starting with the school's admissions and records office?

please help TL

*
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 09:39 GMT
#2
what
none of you punks wanna help a fellow TLer
get some revenge
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 01 2008 09:43 GMT
#3
cambium burns faster.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 09:44 GMT
#4
are you suggesting i murder someone for their body fat?

I LIKE IT
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 01 2008 10:11 GMT
#5
Which leads me to my second question, where the fuck is berkeley city and how can a retarded city have a records office?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
May 01 2008 10:14 GMT
#6
Probably less than you think. What you need to consider is not how much oil as a fuel, but how much oil in money it would take. Trade in a few barrels worth and you can probably hire some anarchist psychopath to burn down half of california for you - no sense worrying about the details yourself. Outsourcing is the way of the future.
콩까지마
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 01 2008 11:19 GMT
#7
On May 01 2008 19:11 Spenguin wrote:
Which leads me to my second question, where the fuck is berkeley city and how can a retarded city have a records office?

Speaking of retarded..

Bob Smith
University of California, Berkeley
Undergraduate Admissions
110 Sproul Hall # 5800
Berkeley, CA 94720-5800

You know, like the University of California, Los Angeles in Los Angeles, California...
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 01 2008 12:30 GMT
#8
Hahaha orly?
^-^
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
May 01 2008 12:36 GMT
#9
On May 01 2008 19:11 Spenguin wrote:
Which leads me to my second question, where the fuck is berkeley city and how can a retarded city have a records office?

The school has the record office he wants to blow up
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
May 01 2008 13:32 GMT
#10
But it's a beautiful campus...
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 01 2008 15:18 GMT
#11
I reckon about 3 truckloads and a stick of dynamite.
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Plutonium
Profile Joined November 2007
United States2217 Posts
May 01 2008 15:20 GMT
#12
On May 01 2008 18:43 Spenguin wrote:
Cannabis burns faster.

Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
May 01 2008 15:22 GMT
#13
About a gallon. So about $200 worth of gas.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
May 01 2008 17:12 GMT
#14
Heh it'd be hillarious if you got busted somehow!
Nak Allstar.
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
May 01 2008 17:16 GMT
#15
Considering the whack jobs there, I don't think it'd take much
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 01 2008 17:28 GMT
#16
On May 01 2008 22:32 Titusmaster6 wrote:
But it's a beautiful campus...


wat
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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 17:55 GMT
#17
Clear out paper.

Student housing goes first.

ps I made this post drunk and POed about getting rejected. So if you're from the FBI, or something, take a joke.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
May 01 2008 19:58 GMT
#18
Just tell me before you do it so I can get my ass out.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-01 20:19:45
May 01 2008 20:18 GMT
#19
On May 02 2008 02:55 ahrara_ wrote:
Clear out paper.

Student housing goes first.

ps I made this post drunk and POed about getting rejected. So if you're from the FBI, or something, take a joke.


I saw a Dr. Phil episode where some 16 year old Abercrombie and Finch prepgirl posted a myspace bulletin says she was gonna beat the shit out of some other chick and kill her and then the other chick sued her for a bajillion dollars. It's been over 2 years and the matter is still not resolved yet.


The family is straight up fucked with legal fees. SOOOOOO dumb.
Nak Allstar.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 21:41 GMT
#20
topic name: how to get revenge on the yale admissions office --
Call them and feign suicide.

lol at the unoriginal jerk who tried to steal my gig
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-01 21:48:03
May 01 2008 21:46 GMT
#21
I would probably say about 2000 gallons should definitely be enough if you want to get the whole town. You could probably get away with waaaaaaayyyyy less, but the fire department would be able to snuff out the fire before it gets uncontrollable.


On May 02 2008 05:18 MiniRoman wrote:
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On May 02 2008 02:55 ahrara_ wrote:
Clear out paper.

Student housing goes first.

ps I made this post drunk and POed about getting rejected. So if you're from the FBI, or something, take a joke.


I saw a Dr. Phil episode where some 16 year old Abercrombie and Finch prepgirl posted a myspace bulletin says she was gonna beat the shit out of some other chick and kill her and then the other chick sued her for a bajillion dollars. It's been over 2 years and the matter is still not resolved yet.


The family is straight up fucked with legal fees. SOOOOOO dumb.

Which family? The A&F girl's? or the one who got threatened? or both?
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-01 22:39:09
May 01 2008 22:38 GMT
#22
On May 02 2008 02:28 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 01 2008 22:32 Titusmaster6 wrote:
But it's a beautiful campus...


wat



but yeah don't burn down our school

come next year ? or fall ? or something?
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 22:39 GMT
#23
oh god
my car was just robbed
someone stole my ipod

THIS IS JUST NOT MY WEEK.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 01 2008 22:46 GMT
#24
srs?
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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 22:51 GMT
#25
ya
srs
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 01 2008 22:52 GMT
#26
oh boo this world is holy shit

.... what sort of car ?
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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 23:03 GMT
#27
camry

the car was not stolen, but everything inside was, including my ipod and a gift for a friend i'd been putting together for a few weeks. it was a basket with a bunch of paper cranes inside. im more POed about that going missing than anything.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-01 23:05:57
May 01 2008 23:05 GMT
#28
now i am going to take revenge on my neighour, whose kids i swear are behind it

keep your eye on KRON 4 news
watch out for the scrawny asian guy covered in blood
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 01 2008 23:11 GMT
#29
just relax it

find a way that a merine beats a lurker
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
May 02 2008 00:29 GMT
#30
On May 02 2008 08:05 ahrara_ wrote:
now i am going to take revenge on my neighour, whose kids i swear are behind it

keep your eye on KRON 4 news
watch out for the scrawny asian guy covered in blood


Buy a Staff of Teleportation just in case.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 02 2008 03:43 GMT
#31
sup, i live over the hill. if you want some potassium nitrate, chlorate, or perchlorate call me. it will help it burn faster.







i changed my mind. I LIKE BERKELEy.
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