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how much petroleum would it take

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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 09:10 GMT
#1
to burn down the city of berkeley, starting with the school's admissions and records office?

please help TL

*
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 09:39 GMT
#2
what
none of you punks wanna help a fellow TLer
get some revenge
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 01 2008 09:43 GMT
#3
cambium burns faster.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 09:44 GMT
#4
are you suggesting i murder someone for their body fat?

I LIKE IT
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 01 2008 10:11 GMT
#5
Which leads me to my second question, where the fuck is berkeley city and how can a retarded city have a records office?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
May 01 2008 10:14 GMT
#6
Probably less than you think. What you need to consider is not how much oil as a fuel, but how much oil in money it would take. Trade in a few barrels worth and you can probably hire some anarchist psychopath to burn down half of california for you - no sense worrying about the details yourself. Outsourcing is the way of the future.
콩까지마
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 01 2008 11:19 GMT
#7
On May 01 2008 19:11 Spenguin wrote:
Which leads me to my second question, where the fuck is berkeley city and how can a retarded city have a records office?

Speaking of retarded..

Bob Smith
University of California, Berkeley
Undergraduate Admissions
110 Sproul Hall # 5800
Berkeley, CA 94720-5800

You know, like the University of California, Los Angeles in Los Angeles, California...
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 01 2008 12:30 GMT
#8
Hahaha orly?
^-^
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
May 01 2008 12:36 GMT
#9
On May 01 2008 19:11 Spenguin wrote:
Which leads me to my second question, where the fuck is berkeley city and how can a retarded city have a records office?

The school has the record office he wants to blow up
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
May 01 2008 13:32 GMT
#10
But it's a beautiful campus...
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 01 2008 15:18 GMT
#11
I reckon about 3 truckloads and a stick of dynamite.
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Plutonium
Profile Joined November 2007
United States2217 Posts
May 01 2008 15:20 GMT
#12
On May 01 2008 18:43 Spenguin wrote:
Cannabis burns faster.

Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
May 01 2008 15:22 GMT
#13
About a gallon. So about $200 worth of gas.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
May 01 2008 17:12 GMT
#14
Heh it'd be hillarious if you got busted somehow!
Nak Allstar.
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
May 01 2008 17:16 GMT
#15
Considering the whack jobs there, I don't think it'd take much
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 01 2008 17:28 GMT
#16
On May 01 2008 22:32 Titusmaster6 wrote:
But it's a beautiful campus...


wat
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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 17:55 GMT
#17
Clear out paper.

Student housing goes first.

ps I made this post drunk and POed about getting rejected. So if you're from the FBI, or something, take a joke.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
May 01 2008 19:58 GMT
#18
Just tell me before you do it so I can get my ass out.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-01 20:19:45
May 01 2008 20:18 GMT
#19
On May 02 2008 02:55 ahrara_ wrote:
Clear out paper.

Student housing goes first.

ps I made this post drunk and POed about getting rejected. So if you're from the FBI, or something, take a joke.


I saw a Dr. Phil episode where some 16 year old Abercrombie and Finch prepgirl posted a myspace bulletin says she was gonna beat the shit out of some other chick and kill her and then the other chick sued her for a bajillion dollars. It's been over 2 years and the matter is still not resolved yet.


The family is straight up fucked with legal fees. SOOOOOO dumb.
Nak Allstar.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 01 2008 21:41 GMT
#20
topic name: how to get revenge on the yale admissions office --
Call them and feign suicide.

lol at the unoriginal jerk who tried to steal my gig
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
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