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1.) Larry the Cable Guy
Who the fuck thinks this guy is funny, Jesus tap dancing Christ, how does he still get work. "Git'r done!" ok WTF, so a redneck is funny now? How about a pipe against the head?!
2.) Jill Taylor from Home Improvement
Practicing psychology on your family is not being a good mother, and if it was me I would be pissed and told her to shut up.
3.) Tim and Eric
Maybe that type of comedy is funny in Britain or maybe even Stoners find humor through the smoke, but every every time I see them I feel a murderous rage set in. "Oh look I am going to stick my head through a picture frame and yell, thats classic!" Fuck you.
 
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i actually have to agree with you there. interesting.
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OMG i actually heard of the book larry the cable guy, never read it before...
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I agree with you about Larry the Cable Guy, he blows ass. Don't really know the other two.
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United States22883 Posts
1) Aside from the fact that he isn't funny, he comes from an upper middle class family in Nebraska and attended private school. Hardly blue collar. He's about as unfunny as Martin Lawrence at this point.
2) Kids with psychologists/psychiatrists as parents always end up so screwed up, because the parents manipulate them into punishing themselves.
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I agree with you so much on number 1 and 2, mostly 1 because there are so many faggot wannabe rednecks where I live. These douches seriously have ring tones that says Git'r Dun. 3 idk what that is.
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Dane Cook; I've never had so much fun contemplating murder. Carlos Mencia. That flamboyant little gay guy that I see every time I'm bored enough to tune in to Comedy Central and that fat cunt whose whole act consists of yapping about getting her dirty ass fucked by black guys (dunno their names). Every jerk off involved in that "100 greatest comedians" shit. Dennis Leary.
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United States22883 Posts
Woah now, back off of Tommy Gavin.
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raymond's wife, in everyone loves raymond. her albertsons commercials too.
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I agree with you on Jill, the other's I don't know :/
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I'm not too fond of mondays.
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Korea (South)11586 Posts
Youi know what pisses me off? Not having enough milk to pour into my cereal.
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On February 22 2008 22:39 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Youi know what pisses me off? Not having enough milk to pour into my cereal.
That is really fucking annoying actually.
When it snows and I don't get off of work/school, I get pretty pissed off. LIEK TODAY
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Korea (South)11586 Posts
it didn't snow, it iced here so i got off 
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Mother nature is takin a big fat fawkin dump on joisey's fawkin chest right now.
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Holy hell, you guys do NOT know how to bash. Let me introduce a little something Brood wrote a while ago:
On February 28 2006 16:15 BroOd wrote:I've had a shitty day, so I'm going to do a few. Andy Dick. What an absolute fuckface. I'd sooner hear the dying scream of my only child than have to watch another thing with this god-forsaken cum guzzler in it. Ryan Seacrest. Another jerkoff. The overwhelming shame of being the same species as this knob gobbler makes me want to sear off my genitals in utter, abject despair. Margaret Cho. Who decided the stereotypical obnoxious asian girl everyone knew in highschool deserved her own TV show? Margaret Cho: kill yourself you cow. Vapid Cunt. Vapid Cunt. Doug Stanhope. After realizing he couldn't carry a concept as simple as "The Man Show", he's moved on to tricking teenage girls into flashing a video camera for money. After the meteoric fall from TV comedian to smut-peddler, who knows what exciting turns for the worse this dip-shit might have in store. Stay tuned, folks. EDIT: Ok I'm still angry so I'm gonna do more. Carrot Top. 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF, you hideous clown-freak. If my kids ever look like him I'll strangle them myself. I'd rather watch a team of horses fuck, and then trample, my entire family, than see another one of his commercials or movies. He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun. Rosie O'Donnell. What an irritating slob. She's a glorified groupie, and I wish she'd waddle back into whatever dumpster she spawned in. No wonder she became a lesbian, because hey, they'll take what they can get. Whatever this troll's name is. Although, in her defence, it can't be easy being that obnoxious and condescending when you're that unfortunate looking. The weakest link here is in your genetics, you goblin.
That, my friends, is the art of bashing people on television :O
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Do you mean Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job? I can only assume. That show is so hilarious! If it were on during the day, I might feel otherwise, but it's not.
Definitely agree on the other ones though.
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On February 23 2008 01:18 ilovezil wrote:Holy hell, you guys do NOT know how to bash. Let me introduce a little something Brood wrote a while ago: Show nested quote +On February 28 2006 16:15 BroOd wrote:I've had a shitty day, so I'm going to do a few. Andy Dick. What an absolute fuckface. I'd sooner hear the dying scream of my only child than have to watch another thing with this god-forsaken cum guzzler in it. Ryan Seacrest. Another jerkoff. The overwhelming shame of being the same species as this knob gobbler makes me want to sear off my genitals in utter, abject despair. Margaret Cho. Who decided the stereotypical obnoxious asian girl everyone knew in highschool deserved her own TV show? Margaret Cho: kill yourself you cow. Vapid Cunt. Vapid Cunt. Doug Stanhope. After realizing he couldn't carry a concept as simple as "The Man Show", he's moved on to tricking teenage girls into flashing a video camera for money. After the meteoric fall from TV comedian to smut-peddler, who knows what exciting turns for the worse this dip-shit might have in store. Stay tuned, folks. EDIT: Ok I'm still angry so I'm gonna do more. Carrot Top. 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF, you hideous clown-freak. If my kids ever look like him I'll strangle them myself. I'd rather watch a team of horses fuck, and then trample, my entire family, than see another one of his commercials or movies. He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun. Rosie O'Donnell. What an irritating slob. She's a glorified groupie, and I wish she'd waddle back into whatever dumpster she spawned in. No wonder she became a lesbian, because hey, they'll take what they can get. Whatever this troll's name is. Although, in her defence, it can't be easy being that obnoxious and condescending when you're that unfortunate looking. The weakest link here is in your genetics, you goblin. That, my friends, is the art of bashing people on television :O
hahahah, that was fuckin epic. I loved the "He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun." about carrottop
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Yeah hawk that was great haha
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On February 23 2008 01:18 ilovezil wrote:Holy hell, you guys do NOT know how to bash. Let me introduce a little something Brood wrote a while ago: Show nested quote +On February 28 2006 16:15 BroOd wrote:I've had a shitty day, so I'm going to do a few. Andy Dick. What an absolute fuckface. I'd sooner hear the dying scream of my only child than have to watch another thing with this god-forsaken cum guzzler in it. Ryan Seacrest. Another jerkoff. The overwhelming shame of being the same species as this knob gobbler makes me want to sear off my genitals in utter, abject despair. Margaret Cho. Who decided the stereotypical obnoxious asian girl everyone knew in highschool deserved her own TV show? Margaret Cho: kill yourself you cow. Vapid Cunt. Vapid Cunt. Doug Stanhope. After realizing he couldn't carry a concept as simple as "The Man Show", he's moved on to tricking teenage girls into flashing a video camera for money. After the meteoric fall from TV comedian to smut-peddler, who knows what exciting turns for the worse this dip-shit might have in store. Stay tuned, folks. EDIT: Ok I'm still angry so I'm gonna do more. Carrot Top. 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF, you hideous clown-freak. If my kids ever look like him I'll strangle them myself. I'd rather watch a team of horses fuck, and then trample, my entire family, than see another one of his commercials or movies. He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun. Rosie O'Donnell. What an irritating slob. She's a glorified groupie, and I wish she'd waddle back into whatever dumpster she spawned in. No wonder she became a lesbian, because hey, they'll take what they can get. Whatever this troll's name is. Although, in her defence, it can't be easy being that obnoxious and condescending when you're that unfortunate looking. The weakest link here is in your genetics, you goblin. That, my friends, is the art of bashing people on television :O
Nice. I doubt you'll be seeing anything from Stanhope on tv again but you should check out his stand up. Both Joe Rogan and he are 1000x better stand up comics than you'd guess by watching their tv crap. Their style just isn't cut out for tv censureship.
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tim and eric are hilarious. fuck you ^^
definately agree on the others
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every female comedian pisses me the fuck off. specially when they attempt sarcasm
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Wanda Sykes 
Now everytime I see an Applebee's commercial I want to stab an Apple!
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On February 22 2008 11:54 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
1.) Larry the Cable Guy
Who the fuck thinks this guy is funny, Jesus tap dancing Christ, how does he still get work. "Git'r done!" ok WTF, so a redneck is funny now? How about a pipe against the head?! I agree completely. I used to find him funny, but after hearing the same lame joke 10 times, I realized he really had nothing else to offer.
On February 22 2008 11:54 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
2.) Jill Taylor from Home Improvement
Practicing psychology on your family is not being a good mother, and if it was me I would be pissed and told her to shut up. Some women can't separate their job from their family. T_T
On February 22 2008 11:54 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
3.) Tim and Eric
Maybe that type of comedy is funny in Britain or maybe even Stoners find humor through the smoke, but every every time I see them I feel a murderous rage set in. "Oh look I am going to stick my head through a picture frame and yell, thats classic!" Fuck you. I can't really comment as I've never heard of them, but I think I know what you're getting at.
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USA29055 Posts
ihate flipflops 
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Joe Rogan is actually really funny/very smart. He was just put in the wrong places (i.e. fear factor)
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Oh and the whole "Girls Gone Wild" thing was only a 1 week gig for Stanhope, they've just been running comercials for it none stop since then.
http://www.comedycouch.com/interviews/stanhope.htm
"GM: Anyone who would think you're nothing but a shock
comic would point to the Girls Gone Wild videos.
DS: Mm-hmm.
GM: Why did you do that?
DS: Sounded like fun.
GM: And was it? Was it fun to make?
DS: No, no, it really wasn't. Just because I'm way too
old.
GM: How many did you do?
DS: I did one tape. They ran the commercial, I don't
know about up there, but here they ran the commercial
every 15 minutes for a year so people thought that was
my job, like I did that all the time. I did one tape
which took about seven nights of taping in different
bars. It was the easiest gig in the world. It was a
no-brainer as far as doing it. And all I did was
insult dumb girls. It wasn't like I was the one in
there going, 'Ooh yeah, baby, oh yeah. Touch it like
that, baby.' I was just walking through bars goofing
on chicks.
GM: You weren't necessarily a fan of the genre or
videos. Or were you?
DS: No, no. I just thought it was a ridiculous
pop-culturey thing to do for really good money for a
short amount of time. I wasn't counting on them taking
one thing that I said off the cuff and turning it into
an inadvertant catch-phrase for the rest of my life.
GM: What was that? I don't know it.
DS: 'Show me where babies feed' was the line that they
took out for the commercial. Every fifteen minutes
here's me saying, 'Show me where babies feed' as
though it were my own personal 'Git 'er done!'.
GM: As far as I know, we never got your version of The
Man Show in Canada. They're still repeating the Kimmel
and Carolla one.
DS: Hopefully it will never get there. That can't be
buried quickly enough.
GM: Was that one year or two?
DS: Well, technically one. Well, it was one season
that they stopped halfway through and then we reshot
some of the second half and aired it as a new season
even though it was the same.
GM: What was the problem with the show?
DS: It sucked.
GM: The writing?
DS: No, it wasn't the writing. There are so many
people that you could blame. It really boiled down to
the format. There was no way, as much as we tried,
that we could fit our sense of humour into it. Because
[Joe] Rogan and I have a very similar point of view."
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