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1.) Larry the Cable Guy
Who the fuck thinks this guy is funny, Jesus tap dancing Christ, how does he still get work. "Git'r done!" ok WTF, so a redneck is funny now? How about a pipe against the head?!
2.) Jill Taylor from Home Improvement
Practicing psychology on your family is not being a good mother, and if it was me I would be pissed and told her to shut up.
3.) Tim and Eric
Maybe that type of comedy is funny in Britain or maybe even Stoners find humor through the smoke, but every every time I see them I feel a murderous rage set in. "Oh look I am going to stick my head through a picture frame and yell, thats classic!" Fuck you.
 
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i actually have to agree with you there. interesting.
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OMG i actually heard of the book larry the cable guy, never read it before...
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I agree with you about Larry the Cable Guy, he blows ass. Don't really know the other two.
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United States22883 Posts
1) Aside from the fact that he isn't funny, he comes from an upper middle class family in Nebraska and attended private school. Hardly blue collar. He's about as unfunny as Martin Lawrence at this point.
2) Kids with psychologists/psychiatrists as parents always end up so screwed up, because the parents manipulate them into punishing themselves.
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I agree with you so much on number 1 and 2, mostly 1 because there are so many faggot wannabe rednecks where I live. These douches seriously have ring tones that says Git'r Dun. 3 idk what that is.
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Dane Cook; I've never had so much fun contemplating murder. Carlos Mencia. That flamboyant little gay guy that I see every time I'm bored enough to tune in to Comedy Central and that fat cunt whose whole act consists of yapping about getting her dirty ass fucked by black guys (dunno their names). Every jerk off involved in that "100 greatest comedians" shit. Dennis Leary.
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United States22883 Posts
Woah now, back off of Tommy Gavin.
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raymond's wife, in everyone loves raymond. her albertsons commercials too.
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I agree with you on Jill, the other's I don't know :/
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I'm not too fond of mondays.
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Korea (South)11591 Posts
Youi know what pisses me off? Not having enough milk to pour into my cereal.
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On February 22 2008 22:39 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Youi know what pisses me off? Not having enough milk to pour into my cereal.
That is really fucking annoying actually.
When it snows and I don't get off of work/school, I get pretty pissed off. LIEK TODAY
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Korea (South)11591 Posts
it didn't snow, it iced here so i got off 
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Mother nature is takin a big fat fawkin dump on joisey's fawkin chest right now.
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Holy hell, you guys do NOT know how to bash. Let me introduce a little something Brood wrote a while ago:
On February 28 2006 16:15 BroOd wrote:I've had a shitty day, so I'm going to do a few. Andy Dick. What an absolute fuckface. I'd sooner hear the dying scream of my only child than have to watch another thing with this god-forsaken cum guzzler in it. Ryan Seacrest. Another jerkoff. The overwhelming shame of being the same species as this knob gobbler makes me want to sear off my genitals in utter, abject despair. Margaret Cho. Who decided the stereotypical obnoxious asian girl everyone knew in highschool deserved her own TV show? Margaret Cho: kill yourself you cow. Vapid Cunt. Vapid Cunt. Doug Stanhope. After realizing he couldn't carry a concept as simple as "The Man Show", he's moved on to tricking teenage girls into flashing a video camera for money. After the meteoric fall from TV comedian to smut-peddler, who knows what exciting turns for the worse this dip-shit might have in store. Stay tuned, folks. EDIT: Ok I'm still angry so I'm gonna do more. Carrot Top. 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF, you hideous clown-freak. If my kids ever look like him I'll strangle them myself. I'd rather watch a team of horses fuck, and then trample, my entire family, than see another one of his commercials or movies. He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun. Rosie O'Donnell. What an irritating slob. She's a glorified groupie, and I wish she'd waddle back into whatever dumpster she spawned in. No wonder she became a lesbian, because hey, they'll take what they can get. Whatever this troll's name is. Although, in her defence, it can't be easy being that obnoxious and condescending when you're that unfortunate looking. The weakest link here is in your genetics, you goblin.
That, my friends, is the art of bashing people on television :O
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Do you mean Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job? I can only assume. That show is so hilarious! If it were on during the day, I might feel otherwise, but it's not.
Definitely agree on the other ones though.
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On February 23 2008 01:18 ilovezil wrote:Holy hell, you guys do NOT know how to bash. Let me introduce a little something Brood wrote a while ago: Show nested quote +On February 28 2006 16:15 BroOd wrote:I've had a shitty day, so I'm going to do a few. Andy Dick. What an absolute fuckface. I'd sooner hear the dying scream of my only child than have to watch another thing with this god-forsaken cum guzzler in it. Ryan Seacrest. Another jerkoff. The overwhelming shame of being the same species as this knob gobbler makes me want to sear off my genitals in utter, abject despair. Margaret Cho. Who decided the stereotypical obnoxious asian girl everyone knew in highschool deserved her own TV show? Margaret Cho: kill yourself you cow. Vapid Cunt. Vapid Cunt. Doug Stanhope. After realizing he couldn't carry a concept as simple as "The Man Show", he's moved on to tricking teenage girls into flashing a video camera for money. After the meteoric fall from TV comedian to smut-peddler, who knows what exciting turns for the worse this dip-shit might have in store. Stay tuned, folks. EDIT: Ok I'm still angry so I'm gonna do more. Carrot Top. 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF, you hideous clown-freak. If my kids ever look like him I'll strangle them myself. I'd rather watch a team of horses fuck, and then trample, my entire family, than see another one of his commercials or movies. He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun. Rosie O'Donnell. What an irritating slob. She's a glorified groupie, and I wish she'd waddle back into whatever dumpster she spawned in. No wonder she became a lesbian, because hey, they'll take what they can get. Whatever this troll's name is. Although, in her defence, it can't be easy being that obnoxious and condescending when you're that unfortunate looking. The weakest link here is in your genetics, you goblin. That, my friends, is the art of bashing people on television :O
hahahah, that was fuckin epic. I loved the "He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun." about carrottop
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Yeah hawk that was great haha
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