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SilenTLurker
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States250 Posts
February 22 2008 23:02 GMT
#21
On February 23 2008 01:18 ilovezil wrote:
Holy hell, you guys do NOT know how to bash. Let me introduce a little something Brood wrote a while ago:

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On February 28 2006 16:15 BroOd wrote:
I've had a shitty day, so I'm going to do a few.

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Andy Dick. What an absolute fuckface. I'd sooner hear the dying scream of my only child than have to watch another thing with this god-forsaken cum guzzler in it.

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Ryan Seacrest. Another jerkoff. The overwhelming shame of being the same species as this knob gobbler makes me want to sear off my genitals in utter, abject despair.

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Margaret Cho. Who decided the stereotypical obnoxious asian girl everyone knew in highschool deserved her own TV show? Margaret Cho: kill yourself you cow.

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Vapid Cunt.

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Vapid Cunt.

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Doug Stanhope. After realizing he couldn't carry a concept as simple as "The Man Show", he's moved on to tricking teenage girls into flashing a video camera for money. After the meteoric fall from TV comedian to smut-peddler, who knows what exciting turns for the worse this dip-shit might have in store. Stay tuned, folks.

EDIT: Ok I'm still angry so I'm gonna do more.

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Carrot Top. 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF, you hideous clown-freak. If my kids ever look like him I'll strangle them myself. I'd rather watch a team of horses fuck, and then trample, my entire family, than see another one of his commercials or movies. He is quite simply, the worst person who has ever lived or will ever live. Thank god it's 8 PM, because just thinking about him makes me want to grab a telescope and stare directly at the sun.

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Rosie O'Donnell. What an irritating slob. She's a glorified groupie, and I wish she'd waddle back into whatever dumpster she spawned in. No wonder she became a lesbian, because hey, they'll take what they can get.

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Whatever this troll's name is. Although, in her defence, it can't be easy being that obnoxious and condescending when you're that unfortunate looking. The weakest link here is in your genetics, you goblin.


That, my friends, is the art of bashing people on television :O

Nice. I doubt you'll be seeing anything from Stanhope on tv again but you should check out his stand up. Both Joe Rogan and he are 1000x better stand up comics than you'd guess by watching their tv crap. Their style just isn't cut out for tv censureship.
-I don't like infanticide. ~Why not? -Kids aren't good business, Remy.
pinoyfresh
Profile Joined November 2007
13 Posts
February 25 2008 02:44 GMT
#22
tim and eric are hilarious. fuck you ^^
definately agree on the others
I'm also a riot at parties.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 25 2008 04:22 GMT
#23
every female comedian pisses me the fuck off. specially when they attempt sarcasm
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
February 25 2008 06:40 GMT
#24
Wanda Sykes

Now everytime I see an Applebee's commercial I want to stab an Apple!
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
February 25 2008 16:23 GMT
#25
On February 22 2008 11:54 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
1.) Larry the Cable Guy

Who the fuck thinks this guy is funny, Jesus tap dancing Christ, how does he still get work. "Git'r done!" ok WTF, so a redneck is funny now? How about a pipe against the head?!
I agree completely. I used to find him funny, but after hearing the same lame joke 10 times, I realized he really had nothing else to offer.

On February 22 2008 11:54 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
2.) Jill Taylor from Home Improvement

Practicing psychology on your family is not being a good mother, and if it was me I would be pissed and told her to shut up.
Some women can't separate their job from their family. T_T

On February 22 2008 11:54 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
3.) Tim and Eric
Maybe that type of comedy is funny in Britain or maybe even Stoners find humor through the smoke, but every every time I see them I feel a murderous rage set in. "Oh look I am going to stick my head through a picture frame and yell, thats classic!" Fuck you.
I can't really comment as I've never heard of them, but I think I know what you're getting at.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 25 2008 17:14 GMT
#26
ihate flipflops
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
February 25 2008 20:59 GMT
#27
Joe Rogan is actually really funny/very smart. He was just put in the wrong places (i.e. fear factor)
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
SilenTLurker
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States250 Posts
February 25 2008 22:21 GMT
#28
Oh and the whole "Girls Gone Wild" thing was only a 1 week gig for Stanhope, they've just been running comercials for it none stop since then.

http://www.comedycouch.com/interviews/stanhope.htm

"GM: Anyone who would think you're nothing but a shock
comic would point to the Girls Gone Wild videos.
DS: Mm-hmm.

GM: Why did you do that?
DS: Sounded like fun.

GM: And was it? Was it fun to make?
DS: No, no, it really wasn't. Just because I'm way too
old.

GM: How many did you do?
DS: I did one tape. They ran the commercial, I don't
know about up there, but here they ran the commercial
every 15 minutes for a year so people thought that was
my job, like I did that all the time. I did one tape
which took about seven nights of taping in different
bars. It was the easiest gig in the world. It was a
no-brainer as far as doing it. And all I did was
insult dumb girls. It wasn't like I was the one in
there going, 'Ooh yeah, baby, oh yeah. Touch it like
that, baby.' I was just walking through bars goofing
on chicks.

GM: You weren't necessarily a fan of the genre or
videos. Or were you?
DS: No, no. I just thought it was a ridiculous
pop-culturey thing to do for really good money for a
short amount of time. I wasn't counting on them taking
one thing that I said off the cuff and turning it into
an inadvertant catch-phrase for the rest of my life.

GM: What was that? I don't know it.
DS: 'Show me where babies feed' was the line that they
took out for the commercial. Every fifteen minutes
here's me saying, 'Show me where babies feed' as
though it were my own personal 'Git 'er done!'.

GM: As far as I know, we never got your version of The
Man Show in Canada. They're still repeating the Kimmel
and Carolla one.
DS: Hopefully it will never get there. That can't be
buried quickly enough.

GM: Was that one year or two?
DS: Well, technically one. Well, it was one season
that they stopped halfway through and then we reshot
some of the second half and aired it as a new season
even though it was the same.

GM: What was the problem with the show?
DS: It sucked.

GM: The writing?
DS: No, it wasn't the writing. There are so many
people that you could blame. It really boiled down to
the format. There was no way, as much as we tried,
that we could fit our sense of humour into it. Because
[Joe] Rogan and I have a very similar point of view."
-I don't like infanticide. ~Why not? -Kids aren't good business, Remy.
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