|
WARNING, this post will gross you out, don't read it if you just ate ur meal and puke at the mention of poo D:
so im sitting on my toilet browsing tl.net at 6am. 30 mins later, i manage to squeeze something out so i said to myself ffs finally and then go to wipe my hole then WTF do i found? red dots on the paper???? WTF is going on? i was just dumbstruck? is this blood? wtf am i shitting blood?
panicking, i googled "shitting in blood, wtf is going on?" and found out imma probably got this thing called hemorrhoids... basically a vein in ur rectum or anus raptured internally or externall due to sitting too long, drinking too much or squeezing too hard when shitting.
now that i think of it, i've being having this burning sensation when shitting for like a few weeks now. i never noticed it before and just thought it had something to do with the korean food i ate the night before. ~_~ but now i know this isn't just the food.
hmm, i've being drinking a bit on the heavy side the last hmm 2 months or so but no where near enough the level some of my party animals friends are at so i think i'm going to cut back on that for a few weeks.
i'm a regular smoker but i don't see that as a cause but my diet is pretty unhealthy, (i used to eat alot of burger kings etc for like 6 months or so but i stopped that).
eerrrrr this is really scaring me, on one of those sites, it listed hemorrhoids as a possible sign for colorectal cancer aka colon cancer but i'm only 23 and i hope i won't get that ................ T_________________T
Imma gonna get it checked out tomorrow but the only clinic near my house is run by a dodgy asian dude (nothing against asians, as u can tell imma asian myself but i just don't trust the guy) and hope i'm not in late stage cancer then imma really getting gged....
D:
p.s. a chick asked on poopreport.com can you get colon cancer from having sex ahem.... i thought that was kinda funny....
pray for me :[
 
|
Don't worry at all. Hemorrhoidsm are really really common, especially in China. Seriously. It's nothing to worry about.
|
Especially in china? WTF?
Yeah hemorrhoids aren't a big deal, just try to be more active, they're caused from sitting down to much which causes the blood to pool and bulge the veins.
You should check though to see if the blood is comming from outside the hole (hemorrhoids) or inside (death).
|
Bahahahahaha, have fun. Hope it doesn't tumble up into an endless pile of problems.
|
|
|
over Xmas I had the same shit and for like a few weeks my ass hurt like hell espcially when shitting. then I saw the blood and I was like wtf is this shit but yeah im pretty sure its common and you wont die
|
On January 20 2008 05:57 Raithed wrote:
no pictures?
pics or it didnt happen.
im jk, I dont want pics.
|
Sweden33719 Posts
This reminds me of using the 'Hemorrhoids flaring up again eh?' line from Monkey Island (the first game, from the early 90s) as an insult (to my mother, I think, we were arguing and I needed something interesting to say) without having any idea what it meant.
Ahhhhhhhh, good times, good times. I must have been like 6 or 7. Dunno.
By the way, you are not dying.
EDIT: Probably not anyway! :D Assuming it is what you think it is. Your post title was kinda mis-leading btw, shitting blood makes it sound like it's just pouring out, which doesn't sound healthy 
|
and theres no proof that they were holy either.
|
i've just tried all the fucking clinics in town and guess what.. they are alll fucking closed..................
fucking lazy cunts.... even on a sunday D:
anyway, i'm pretty sure its external cuz the actual feaces(how the fuck do u spell that omfg this is like the first time i used that word since like high school) is not red, like imma not peeig in blood or shitting mucas and all the other nasty shits, the blood coming out is like traces and drops not like streams... so imma gonna just lay low for a while, not eatting those chill fried prawns or anything with a slight red in them ~_~ or squeezing too much while taking a dump.
i don't feel weird except maybe a little unfit but i've being like that since hmm forever (actually come to think of it, it started when i got addicted to computer games ~_~) so i think imma good despite the blood lost.
im just going to heed the advice of pooreport just get some lubricants from the chemist, eatting more careful and chillax my ass in some warm water after shitting....
just to conclude i think my ass-bleed is due to:
1. bad posture
2. sitting on my ass all day (imma doing software engineering and playing sc go figure ~_~)
3. eatting shits that spice up my body.
4. eatting shits that can't be shited out properly.
5. don't do exercises....
6. drinking too fucking wine for the last 2 months.
7. smoking too much....
god im so glad imma asian and have a body that just wont get fat. i'm kinda skinny for my age too... its fucking weird.
|
actually Hemorrhoids is most common in developed western countries but not in developing countries and almost non-existent in jungle tribes...
i think it has to do with the toilet bowl and how asian countries squat and western countries u sit and can read books etc... (i've doing that alot)
im not saying this isn't common in china but people usually suffer when they are like 35+, my granddad got it when hes 60 and he's living like the most unhealthy lifestyle person i know of. he used to drink beers by cases and smoke like 5 packets a day for 20 years....
|
Um. Seeing as everyone above's saying how it's very common I don't think it'd be something to write a will over or.. something. But you should get it checked soon anyway, maybe you'll find something more serious than "Hemmorhoids" (?).
(Lol so desperate to check it :O Do you want them to finger your ass? )
|
United States1654 Posts
I've always thought that it's caused because the poo is too hard and is literally forced out, which ruptures or damages the anus. At least thats why I always have red toilet paper... <_<
|
|
|
|
|
|
EPT
