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Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-27 11:08:31
November 27 2007 11:07 GMT
#1
and I cooked some noodles. Unwittingly having added too much dark soy sauce, they now looked like shit. Thus I decided to boil some water and pour it over my dark brown meal and poured away the dark brown "soup". The noodles looked an ok light brown now. There was only one problem + Show Spoiler +
It was bland and tasted like crap.
Wasn't really hungry cos I just had some pizza so I went to throw it away. Suddenly my inner child took over. Instead of throwing the noodles away, I decided to see if i could get the brown color off the noodles.
At first I was just putting it in a bowl of water and when letting the brown come off then replacing the water. I moved on and added a little dish washing liquid. So I figured, heat speeds up reactions right?.
I put the bubbly noodles into a small pot of water and proceeded to boil it.+ Show Spoiler +
Silly me
. After a while of boiling I cut the gas and saw that I had just brewed myself some soy sauce tea. I replaced the water and boiled it again. Amazingly the noodles turned quite close to the original yellow.
But I wasn't done there + Show Spoiler +
NooooOoOoOoOo I wasn't
. I wanted to see what the pile of poisoned noodles would look like when it was all dried up. I placed the noodles on top of an empty pizza box and tried to burn it with a lighter. It was like watching paint dry. I moved on to using a hairdryer and an iron but neither worked. I even had to clean my iron cos some bits were sticking to the base.
I gave up trying to dry it. I just wanted to mash it up now. I took a portion of the noodles, poured pepper salt and detergent all over it and was talking to myself like a cook with a strange accent. Then I mashed it up with my hands and threw it away. I took the rest of the noodles and placed them on a chopping board. I took a + Show Spoiler [Chopper] +
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and started cutting it up! then i used the side of the knife and mashed it and spreaded it out. I marinated the mashed noodles with dark soy sauce and squeezed it in my hands.

I had to clean up all the mess of course :O
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byChris
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States99 Posts
November 27 2007 11:16 GMT
#2
?!
dang.
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
November 27 2007 12:00 GMT
#3
ramen is good
SixSongs
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Poland1455 Posts
November 27 2007 13:36 GMT
#4
wierdo????
The Prince of DroneS
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
November 27 2007 14:05 GMT
#5
Hilarious.

That raman noodle stuff is really not good for you at all. Much better that you play with it and amuse yourself than to eat it. Good call!

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Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
November 27 2007 14:26 GMT
#6
Ramen is death in a cup, tempting but bad you.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 27 2007 17:04 GMT
#7
holy shit you unlocked a whole new level of bored that I didn't even know existed.
mousey.rr
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States103 Posts
November 27 2007 17:11 GMT
#8
seriously dood just scuicide if your life is that boring
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
November 27 2007 17:18 GMT
#9
Just O_O
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
November 27 2007 17:44 GMT
#10
And thats how gunpowder was invented.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
November 27 2007 18:20 GMT
#11
I was expecting this to turn out to be the new pimpest play ramen preparation technique.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
November 27 2007 19:20 GMT
#12
It was an amusing story :o
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
November 27 2007 20:54 GMT
#13
PIX
Hates Fun🤔
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
November 27 2007 21:40 GMT
#14
that's a crazy story
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 27 2007 22:04 GMT
#15
Uhmm... yeah.. pics? :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
November 27 2007 22:14 GMT
#16
On November 27 2007 23:05 nA.Inky wrote:
Hilarious.

That raman noodle stuff is really not good for you at all. Much better that you play with it and amuse yourself than to eat it. Good call!

The noodles or the seasoning?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 27 2007 22:44 GMT
#17
On November 28 2007 07:04 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Uhmm... yeah.. pics? :p


i think he said he threw it away or "cleaned it" which prolly means in the trash
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
November 27 2007 23:39 GMT
#18
All that effort and not even a sample ;-(
XK ßubonic
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 28 2007 00:16 GMT
#19
what waste of noodles

and no poics

epic FAIL
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
November 28 2007 00:38 GMT
#20
looool
new level of boredom --;;
Dark.Carnival
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5095 Posts
November 28 2007 01:01 GMT
#21
should've kept the mess and sold it as art.
@QxGDarkCell ._.
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