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So I started a new comic. Its about a fictional sports league based in the nine circles of hell and presented in a live broadcast format by a news cast team of profane and grotesque misfits.
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The news team characters are all absurd personas made up by the people that I have been working with. They come up with funny parody news and comment/post in character on site and help with brainstorming.
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I wanted to see if anyone from TL is interested in joining the slaughterball staff roster. I have a couple specific roles that I want to fill asap but if you can think up something better or have a preference im open to ideas.
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For the next page I need a weatherman a coroner a referee and possibly a vendor who walks around selling hand grenades during games.
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QUALIFICATIONS

Extensive experience in slaughter & mayhem, with additional experience in survival in the burning 9 planes of hell.

A self-starter that can continue the development of slaughterballs authentic blood and chaos tradition.

Be able to formulate, align and execute horrific and fatal injurys in a fast-paced, high casualty environment.

Be a creative kill generator who focuses on solutions and executions.

Be an experienced weapons manager, skilled in developing the capabilities of an ever expanding arsenal.

Understanding of key principals of death and dismemberment.

Comfortable working with mutilated corpses or performing horrific acts of violence.

Feel free to reply in thread if interested or if you just want to give feedback thats great as well.

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Fecalfeast

Canada11355 Posts

October 06 2015 23:14 GMT

I can do all that stuff

c3rberUs

Japan11286 Posts

October 07 2015 01:33 GMT

QUALIFICATIONS

Extensive experience in slaughter & mayhem, with additional experience in survival in the burning 9 planes of hell.

Well from my name alone, you know I live in the 3rd plane, guarding some gluttons

A self-starter that can continue the development of slaughterballs authentic blood and chaos tradition.

I can kill some guys

Be able to formulate, align and execute horrific and fatal injurys in a fast-paced, high casualty environment.

Sounds like esports

Be a creative kill generator who focuses on solutions and executions.

One of my favorite players is Nal_rA

Be an experienced weapons manager, skilled in developing the capabilities of an ever expanding arsenal.

I can do that... whatever that is.

Understanding of key principals of death and dismemberment.

I know some anatomy and stuff

Comfortable working with mutilated corpses or performing horrific acts of violence.

No shit, I live in hell.

Coagulation

United States9633 Posts

October 07 2015 01:58 GMT

slaughterfloor sports center did a background check and both Fecalfeast and c3rberUs are legit. We will be sending a black cloaked agent to stand over your bed leering at you while you sleep with a contract waiting for you to wake up in the middle of the night to seal the deal.

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50627 Posts

October 07 2015 03:03 GMT

I suplexed a dude and he turned into a corpse, am I qualified?

Coagulation

United States9633 Posts

October 07 2015 03:20 GMT

If you can type without drooling on your keyboard too much your basically qualified. If you can smash people to death tho thats a pretty nice bonus,

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50627 Posts

October 07 2015 04:13 GMT

On October 07 2015 12:20 Coagulation wrote:
If you can type without drooling on your keyboard too much your basically qualified. If you can smash people to death tho thats a pretty nice bonus,

Hey! How many times do I gotta tell you its from one of my mutilated head trophies.