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[Girl Blog] How to get girl

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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 20 2015 16:12 GMT
#1
Hello TLers.

I know lot of you have girl troubles. You think if you be nice to her and kiss the ass, you'll get in for good sexy sexy time. But this is no. You will not be fit to lick the shits that comes out her shit making hole. This is how she think of you. So you must use better strategy to have her sit on your sex.

Also is group called picking up artist. They call girl name so girl go to sleep in fear, and then they do picking up to make sexy sexy time. But then girl is go to sleep and is not fun sexy sexy time.

The first thing to realize is woman is no at make rational intelligent decision. Woman is always listen to heart with one ear but she not know that heart only pump blood to her penis. She listen to Jew with other ear and that why she take you shopping because she want to give all money to Jew, but she like money too so she make you give Jew. You know better and know that you listen with one ear to brain, and other ear also to brain. This why brain sit between ears.

My cousin Igor he think this is how you get girl. And he meet girl and very nice, and they go to park, but Jew also like Igor girl, so before they marry Jew calls his own cousin in China and tells him "Invent cartoon to keep Igor busy" and he laugh, and cousin laugh, and they make cartoon. And Igor watch and think all girl must be like in China movie, and suddenly girl not very nice anymore. So girl instead go to Jew and go to park with Jew instead. And Igor instead must choose bear. Bear is bad wife because smart and strong.

Now how do we proceed? Might you think, "I tell her Jew is lie and then she give all money to me and we get married and have sexy sexy time!" Right? Wrong! Jew is sneaky and smarter you. He may spin better lie and before you look second time Jew is having sexy sexy time and she carry his eggs. That is no. We must yes.

Might you think, "I go to institute to learn more than Jew, and that way I become smarter and trick Jew!" Right? Wrong! Jew run institute and he tell you all his lies. That is source of them. Institute is full of Jew. Jew deceive you in thinking Jew is not around, then good woman is with only Jew and lay eggs. And you no have sexy sexy time and go extinct.

So here is how sexy sexy time can be you.

I watch film, I hear is very popular, is call Space War Five: New Hope Arrive. Is from China but all the space men are American. And in movie is called Star of Death that make death wherever it go. But not to people inside. But on outside it make death wherever it go. So Obi the First Kanobi say to Luck the Walker of Sky, "Use force". But Luck say, "Obi you are dead." But Obi say "I am use force and now I not dead. So use force and star of death no longer death make people on outside. Instead Star of Death make death people on inside. And Luck use force and Star of Death make death people on inside except for magic black robot.

Now movie might be exaggerate from real event but the concept true even today. Use force and get what you want.

So how we proceed? Like Obi say, use force! So you go up to best woman you can find. She tall and have two arms and two eyebrows and not mental illness. And you say "Hello! Let's get married and have sexy sexy time!" And she say "No" and you say "Wrong. You must yes." And she still no. But you use force, so she must say "yes". She may begin to scream but this is influence of Jew. Give her time and she will work out Jew and his scheme out of head and have sexy sexy time. But until then you must keep use force!

So first you must car. I forgot mention. Woman like car. Also is good for running from Jew because car run faster than you. So car and put woman in car. And she say "No" and you say "Wrong. You must yes." Now you might want to sexy sexy time but you must first stop car. Sexy sexy time and drive are no.

Now you at last get to house. But now guest in house, so tidy up. Check floor to see if cockroach back again. Make sure no shit in toilet. This very important. My cousin Pavel have shit in toilet and girl say "No" and run away and not come back. If shit in toilet, distract her while you flush. Then keep going.

Now lies of Jew far away so you can be more honest. Show traditional marriage sack with names of you and her and childrens. Be sure to add many names of childrens. More childrens is more love. Then you must show you strong man and good carrier of gene. Take our her penis and then take out your penis like true gentleman. Then you insert yours into hers and then you take yours out of hers. Then you make pee inside her penis. That is how sexy sexy time. All human are done this. All animal done this. Even roach make sexy sexy time with other roach.

So now that you are make sexy sexy time, you can buy ring and marry. And that is how I make Nina wife.

***
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 20 2015 16:29 GMT
#2
Oh god, that ending. Poor Nina.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
September 20 2015 16:30 GMT
#3
Not funny...
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 20 2015 16:37 GMT
#4
you not take me wife
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 20 2015 17:09 GMT
#5
On September 21 2015 01:37 ninazerg wrote:
you not take me wife

You say no but you must yes
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7320 Posts
September 20 2015 17:35 GMT
#6
The greatest.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10674 Posts
September 20 2015 20:47 GMT
#7
This was actually just utterly terrible.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 21 2015 00:28 GMT
#8
Yeah, this is terrible. My guide is so much better.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
September 21 2015 11:32 GMT
#9
This guide was created by a lowly Drone. Nina is a Guardian. Need I say more?

tl;dr guide only works for Larva.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
NukeD
Profile Joined October 2010
Croatia1612 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-21 12:16:52
September 21 2015 12:11 GMT
#10
Obi the First Kanobi is where i died.

EDIT: it stopped being funny after that tho
sorry for dem one liners
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 21 2015 12:19 GMT
#11
On September 21 2015 20:32 3FFA wrote:
This guide was created by a lowly Drone. Nina is a Guardian. Need I say more?

tl;dr guide only works for Larva.

Nina old. She still guardian but today guardian is no. Today guardian no, today brood lord. But drone always yes.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-21 18:39:30
September 21 2015 18:38 GMT
#12
haha dat twist was worth the wall of text :D

On September 21 2015 02:35 Zambrah wrote:
The greatest.

On September 21 2015 05:47 GGzerG wrote:
This was actually just utterly terrible.


UON SENTINEL: The polarizing blogger

On September 21 2015 09:28 ninazerg wrote:
Yeah, this is terrible. My guide is so much better.


/shamelessplug

Today was such a happening blog day :D
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 22 2015 02:35 GMT
#13
On September 21 2015 21:19 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2015 20:32 3FFA wrote:
This guide was created by a lowly Drone. Nina is a Guardian. Need I say more?

tl;dr guide only works for Larva.

Nina old. She still guardian but today guardian is no. Today guardian no, today brood lord. But drone always yes.


If Guardians evolved from Mutalisks, how come there are still Mutalisks? Checkmate, atheists.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
September 22 2015 09:50 GMT
#14
I'm glad things don't seem to change much. rofl
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
September 22 2015 12:34 GMT
#15
On September 22 2015 18:50 OmniEulogy wrote:
I'm glad things don't seem to change much. rofl


Change is scary.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-23 07:39:17
September 23 2015 07:34 GMT
#16
1 Change is scary.+ Show Spoiler +
On September 22 2015 21:34 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 22 2015 18:50 OmniEulogy wrote:
I'm glad things don't seem to change much. rofl

Change is scary.


2 obama is change + Show Spoiler +
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3 ergo obama is scary + Show Spoiler +
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4 trump is anti obama + Show Spoiler +
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5 ergo trump for president + Show Spoiler +
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